Roomate Revenge

[Oxyminus]

Well the story is this:

We knew eachother for about 2 years before college and we got pretty tight over senior year and decided we'd room together in college. Now everything was fine for a week or two, then he started getting all gay playing halo and being antisocial. So while I would go out and try and make new friends he'd be clinging to his old friends back home and trying his best to avoid every social situation possible. i.e. he has headphones for his tv that are open air so he can hear everything but like he has an excuse to be a dickwad when you say his name 3 times and just not answer, or he'll walk around campus with his ipod constantly on and not take it out even after getting back to the room, that is until he puts his headphones; i.e. a cycle of forcing himself to be an introvert.

Now I wouldn't have a problem with this if he wasn't a dick to me for no reason, but he is. He stopped talking to me and I feel like a woman but I hate that he just won't talk to me anymore considering how we went from really tight to, awkward don't talk to eachother roommates. The situation worsended when we both went to a show and me and him were apparently riding with the same person unintentionally I suppose. He proceeded to call up another person we knew who was driving down and yelled at him until he'd come pick me up for the show, meanwhile he somehow convinced the chick we were supposed to ride down with not to even call me or anything. So it's at the point where he's not only making things hard on me by being a social turtle, but he's also lieing to my friends and making them start to distance themselves from me. I am at a point where I'm seriously considering cutting myself off from this whole group of friends and giving them a big fuck you. I just wish I had other friends to go to that I thought were as close... Oh well, so revenge is my last option even if only for selfish satisfaction(Oh btw, I used to have his password to everything but I was foolish enough to do some stupid stuff on his myspace and he changed his passwords on everything... I should've just kept the pass in retrospect and spied on everything he said to other in emails/myspace/facebook messages. Oh well, hindsight is 20/20).

Anywho... REVENGE ...I must have it...

ehh rooming with people in college who you knew before hand never works well. I tried that myself, had a suite with a good friend of mine from back home and some other "friends" i met there. towards the end only times I talked to him was when he was too coked out of his mind for anyone to want to have anything to do with him. then again, you're bound to never get along with your roommates in college. only one i got along with sold pot and enjoyed smoking pot and watching movies just as much as i did, it was a sad day when he got kicked out of school hah

[Tirrock]

My second roommate in college was somebody that had gone to school with me since elementry school. Although we weren't even in the same room for 2 semesters. It probably worked out because I'm laid back, and the stuff I did didn't bother him.
Friend: "I think my roommate is jerking off to starcraft. Can I move in with you since your roommate left and joined a frat?"
Me: "Uh...starcraft...? ...Yeah, sure."

My hall played a prank on me near the end of the school year. I got a laugh out of it in the end. While I was out for the weekend, they took different things of mine. My keyboard, the power cord to my PC, my clock, my chair, and a few other things. And put a sign up basically giving me hints on where to go in the hall, who's doors to knock on. I had to pass their challenges to get my stuff back. (They weren't asses about it, they gave me back my stuff even when I failed horribly at several matches of Soul Calibur.)

I can't really think of anything else that might make him less anti-social.

[royze]

kill him

[spooky]

So I did a forum search for "roomate revenge" and it turned up nothing. I remember awhile ago there was a thread involving how to get revenge on a roommate. I'm currently in the need/want of getting revenge on him. I am at the point now where anything will do, the worse the better.
The only thing is, I want to get revenge without him knowing it was me. One I've gotten are, to ruin his XBOX360's connection to the internet. The only problem is, I think he'd know it was me, so I need stuff that seems probable and won't be retaliated against(read: I don't want him damaging my stuffz). Thanks all you fellow evil people out there :D.

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[Lockecole]

Well the story is this:

We knew eachother for about 2 years before college and we got pretty tight over senior year and decided we'd room together in college. Now everything was fine for a week or two, then he started getting all gay playing halo and being antisocial. So while I would go out and try and make new friends he'd be clinging to his old friends back home and trying his best to avoid every social situation possible. i.e. he has headphones for his tv that are open air so he can hear everything but like he has an excuse to be a dickwad when you say his name 3 times and just not answer, or he'll walk around campus with his ipod constantly on and not take it out even after getting back to the room, that is until he puts his headphones; i.e. a cycle of forcing himself to be an introvert.

Now I wouldn't have a problem with this if he wasn't a dick to me for no reason, but he is. He stopped talking to me and I feel like a woman but I hate that he just won't talk to me anymore considering how we went from really tight to, awkward don't talk to eachother roommates. The situation worsended when we both went to a show and me and him were apparently riding with the same person unintentionally I suppose. He proceeded to call up another person we knew who was driving down and yelled at him until he'd come pick me up for the show, meanwhile he somehow convinced the chick we were supposed to ride down with not to even call me or anything. So it's at the point where he's not only making things hard on me by being a social turtle, but he's also lieing to my friends and making them start to distance themselves from me. I am at a point where I'm seriously considering cutting myself off from this whole group of friends and giving them a big fuck you. I just wish I had other friends to go to that I thought were as close... Oh well, so revenge is my last option even if only for selfish satisfaction(Oh btw, I used to have his password to everything but I was foolish enough to do some stupid stuff on his myspace and he changed his passwords on everything... I should've just kept the pass in retrospect and spied on everything he said to other in emails/myspace/facebook messages. Oh well, hindsight is 20/20).

Anywho... REVENGE ...I must have it...

Is this your best friend or your boyfriend? Seriously you guys sound like you're in a relationship or something. Im not trying to bash you or anything or call you gay (no offence Niro :3) but it sounds like something happened between you two or to him to make him suddenly change. Why not just try talking to him, ask him why he's so indifferent all of a sudden.
I dunno, I don't see the point in pranking him at all, it'll just lower the obviously low trust he has in anyone outside of his small group of friends. Little things can make people tick, so be aware of the impact of whatever you're about to do can have.

[Boyiee]

My second roommate in college was somebody that had gone to school with me since elementry school. Although we weren't even in the same room for 2 semesters. It probably worked out because I'm laid back, and the stuff I did didn't bother him.
Friend: "I think my roommate is jerking off to starcraft. Can I move in with you since your roommate left and joined a frat?"
Me: "Uh...starcraft...? ...Yeah, sure."

My hall played a prank on me near the end of the school year. I got a laugh out of it in the end. While I was out for the weekend, they took different things of mine. My keyboard, the power cord to my PC, my clock, my chair, and a few other things. And put a sign up basically giving me hints on where to go in the hall, who's doors to knock on. I had to pass their challenges to get my stuff back. (They weren't asses about it, they gave me back my stuff even when I failed horribly at several matches of Soul Calibur.)

I can't really think of anything else that might make him less anti-social.

while it's not cruel like the op wanted, tirrock brings up a good idea. Force him to be social and maybe help himself a bit, that should help your friendship at least. Or, screw him over. Bastard wants to mess up relationships you have with other people, laxatives always prove themselves useful especially on an everyday basis and/or before social events. How the hell is he gonna know you spiked the soda, oj, or bottle of absolute? Just be sure not to have any yourself and make sure he always has a healthy amount in his system everyday.

[Kabar]

I Moved in with 2 of my best friends almost the next day after Highschool Graduation. Everything was fine for a while, then we started getting the usually, I Hate You Cause You are Here, Anger towards each other. Eventually we just instituted a Fight Night every Thursday so that we could all take our frustrations out on each other in a semi controlled environment. Eventually people started coming over for this, and we would make our friends younger brothers fight just to hang out at our place. Good times were had by all and in all that time, we only had to have one ER visit. That was my fault, I kept putting a friend of mine into a submission hold, then when i had him there, he would say he gave up so i let him up, only to have him come at me again. I put him in the exact same hold something like ten times, fucked up his back pretty good, and we all got Vicodan as a reward.

[Foustian]

I never really had problems with any of my roommates, which is good cuz they were about the only friends I had in college. I'm about as antisocial as the OP's roommate .

My friend however had a roommate that ended up stabbing one of his other roommates. The next year, he proceeded to unwittingly agree to room with a guy with Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

As for revenge, one of my brother's frat brothers set someone's desktop to gay porn, then somehow locked it so that the dude couldn't change it back. Don't think that's really the kinda thing the OP is looking for, but it was damn funny nonetheless.

[Daahan]

take a crap in his pillow.

[Septimus]

take a crap in his pillow.

I was going to suggest farting on his pillow at every opportunity, Daahan's idea is the +1 version.

[Boyiee]

Still think you should go with laxatives on a daily basis... there is noway for him to even know that he is even taking them, he'll just think hes sick. On a night hes going out, to like a show or party, damn. And they are great if you want long term effects too because there is a chance of causing pancreatitus, IBS (LOLLL) or intestinal paralysis.

[vegetaa]

2 friends of mine living together during their college years had issue, one of them (Pierre) was being very hard with the other one (Jeff). Then Jeff thought about a plan to get a revenge from Pierre : he wanted Pierre to think he was fucking his mother.

Jeff started with very little hints, like saying "i gotta go i'll call you back" when Pierre was entering their room. Then another day he'd leave a torn post-it with half of Pierre's parents number on it somewhere on the floor. Stuff like that. And Jeff was also being very evasive when Pierre would ask him questions.

After 3-4 weeks, Pierre was really annoyed, but he didn't know how to handle the situation. At this point, Jeff was becoming very very naughty...he once messed up Pierre's bed, so he would find it all messed as if 2 people had been fucking on his very own bed it not long ago. Leaving lube and a few (used...) condom near the bed, too. Of course, Jeff would always say "no you don't know her, i can't tell you more" when Pierre would ask who the girl was.

Jeff kept talking about his GF, being really slutty in bed, doing all kind of sick stuff with his dick, and all. So Pierre would keep wondering who could that girl be...and having hints about his mother, at the same time.

The whole thing lasted close to 2 months, and ended the day Pierre called his mom, crying, and asking her to stop fucking his roommate because he knew what was happening, all the naughty details, and he couldn't stand it anymore...as you can imagine, all that followed was really funny, except for Pierre.

[Senoska]

There was a topic on College humor were a guy wanting revenge on his roomate pissed on all his roomates stuff and left a file on his computer that said "PLEASE READ" and in the file, it explained in detail how he pissed, shit, or farted on all of his roomates items.

[Mizango]

take a crap in his pillow.

That has win written all over it.

[TsingTao]

I was going to say grow a pair and confront your roommate. Force him to tell you what the hell his problem is...

Then I decided crapping in his pillow was funnier. Go with that.

[PussPuss]

Nair in his shampoo, ex-lax and hide fish/poultry in his room.

[Mizango]

I was going to say grow a pair and confront your roommate. Force him to tell you what the hell his problem is...

Then I decided crapping in his pillow was funnier. Go with that.

lol

[Ninjadik]

Still think you should go with laxatives on a daily basis... there is noway for him to even know that he is even taking them, he'll just think hes sick. On a night hes going out, to like a show or party, damn. And they are great if you want long term effects too because there is a chance of causing pancreatitus, IBS (LOLLL) or intestinal paralysis.

Are there any liquid laxatives where you can just pour in and have them be odorless and tasteless? Let's say I want to spike his coke, how would I go about this if the laxative is a milky color? In need of more info!

[Unklemonkey]

Still think you should go with laxatives on a daily basis... there is noway for him to even know that he is even taking them, he'll just think hes sick. On a night hes going out, to like a show or party, damn. And they are great if you want long term effects too because there is a chance of causing pancreatitus, IBS (LOLLL) or intestinal paralysis.

Are there any liquid laxatives where you can just pour in and have them be odorless and tasteless? Let's say I want to spike his coke, how would I go about this if the laxative is a milky color? In need of more info!

You could get him if he's drinking a coke that's in a can, but as for taste I have no idea

[Vannis]

try it out urself first? lol
nair in shampoo would be quite extreme if it was a girl lol