A Most Interesting Linkshell

[The Blackrose]

The Mentor flag is like a badge of retardedness...

Most truthful statement ever.

[Shuemue]

I'm going to be a Mentor.

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

I'm going to be a Mentor.

I wuld but its so hard 2 get 2 lvl 30 ;;

[Shuemue]

I'm going to be a Mentor.

I wuld but its so hard 2 get 2 lvl 30 ;;

To prove I'm excellent mentor material, I'll nominate a helper for you. You'll provide them with a world pass and they'll create a toon on your server just to PL you to 30.

Her name is Poof. Ask Ryko to pass on the WP details. She'd be glad to help.

[Rentwokay]

I just called it and she was UBER PISSED.

Went kinda like this:


Chick: Hello?

Me: Hai I wuz wondering could you do myyyyyyy LB1??

Chick: What?

Me: Myyyyy LB1 girl!

Chick: Do you even know what you are talking about?

Me: Genkai! Limit Break! ONE!!!! Preez.

Chick: *angry ON* You know what I am going to call my phone company today

Me: uh huh

Chick: and get your number and adress and we will fucking find out who you are and send you to jail you motherfucker!!!

Me: Everyone already knows who you are

Chick: what the fuck

Me: Forumz! Well thanks for no help bai bai! *click*

Sadly, if burglars can sue homeowners for breaking their leg during an attempted break-in, Poof could probably get you arrested for calling a publicly displayed number.

That being said, the urge to make a Fairy mule is becoming increasingly enticing.

[Fng]

http://www.whitepages.com/10001/reverse_phone


I say it's real.

[Pearlsea]

http://www.whitepages.com/10001/reverse_phone


I say it's real.

Yup, the name in http://wiki.ffxiclopedia.org/Useroof matches the phone number "(423) 447-6761" unless she stolen someone else's identity >.>;

[Mischa]

Maybe this has already been addressed, but does it really expect low level players to be able to pay for this? I remember going through all that BS. I had no money. I thought 300k was a ridiculous amount of cash. Seeing someone take the time to write up a list with such steep prices attached for things people need to get done to progress in this game is hilarious.

[Toth]

I wouldn't put it past Poof to find a noobie victim, tell them about IGE, and then have the player buy gil to send to her. It's a rather vicious, if not profitable scheme. The sad thing is that it will be hard to catch her in the act. Do you think we can GM he/she/it about this?

[spooky]

Would'nt exactly hert to try. >.>

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