Death upon thyself.

[Anyway]

At age 49 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.


HELL YEAH!

[Maguspk]

Noah: At age 69 you will die lonely and alone.


damn, that's rough.

[yayaok]

Will: At age 65 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

[Idlepimp]

alex: At age 61 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

[Altron]

Matt: At age 60 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

woot

[Dein]

Using my middle and last name got me:At age 34 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

Full name: At age 42 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

lol

[Ryko]

At age 63 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

[DeadLegend]

David: At age 40 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

[Henkka]

Joseph: At age 60 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

Which is kinda funny cause I hate Art and im a vegan

[Xiona]

Dan Wyld: At age 72 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

[sekaran]

At age 63 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

At age 50 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

[Boyiee]

Tim: At age 24 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

Great, grats on almost everyone else getting like age 30-80...

[Heroic]

Billy: At age 20 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

BEAT AGE 20!!! =.=

[Not Kuno]

At age 72 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!



At age 30 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

[Elcura]

Kaile: At age 57 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

[Boyiee]

Kaile: At age 57 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

lol

Billy: At age 20 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

BEAT AGE 20!!! =.=

At age 7 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

lol and yeah i really got that, took like 15min of refreshing the page with age 1 put in. The war thing at age 7 actually seems kinda realistic too givin the going path of younger soldiers now a days.

[Lordwafik]

At age 50 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

[spooky]

Spooky: At age 50 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

lol. I like mine, was the first one that came up, and actualy really fits me. >.>

[DragonCloud64]

At age 71 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

LOL

Because your A Button will be stuck

[Toralyn]

Will: At age 43 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.