Death upon thyself.

[Nighty]

At age 63 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

lol....

[Royal]

Royal: At age 23 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.


Good luck finding water in new mexico bitches.


edit: This is bad one. Royal: At age 8 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists. I don't remember this happening.

[Lauzian]

Keith: At age 39 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

[Nerull]

At age 52 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

[Lbelle]

Leah: At age 43 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

[Kurp]

At age 40 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

[Kilik]

Nick: At age 58 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

oh god must be "after meeting Federline" Spears, not "when I actually cared what I looked like" Spears

[BerenTebogo]

At age 29 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

[Ksandra]

Katie: At age 75 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.

[Axil]

David: At age 46 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

[BRP]

I usually find sites like these incredibly stupid because its all random... but...

At age 51 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

[Vygun]

At age 64 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

At age 42 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

what a way to go....

[zakhiel]

Dale: At age 50 you will choke on a piece of steak.

GOD WHY I <3 STEAK

[Ksandra]

At age 42 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

what a way to go....[/quote]

An ex boyfriend of mine was a huge fan of hiking/camping. Before I met him he was camping somewhere and had to pee in the middle of the night. And of course he ended up peeing on this like rundown electric fence. I guess he said it was extremely painful but once he started it wasn't like he could stop.

He had this huge scar on his you-know-what. >.>;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Was kinda gross. >.<

[Avvesione]

An ex boyfriend of mine was a huge fan of hiking/camping. Before I met him he was camping somewhere and had to pee in the middle of the night. And of course he ended up peeing on this like rundown electric fence. I guess he said it was extremely painful but once he started it wasn't like he could stop.

He had this huge scar on his you-know-what. >.>;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Was kinda gross. >.<

Is that why he's your ex-boyfriend?

At age 23 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

Which means I'll start it in the next 3 years >_>

[Zhais]

Alex: At age 56 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

[Foustian]

Chris: At age 53 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

[Bxbaby]

At age 58 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

[Kaiseran]

Kyle: At age 65 you will choke on a piece of steak.

Fatass!

James: At age 31 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

[Kazen]

Dustin: At age 46 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.