Death upon thyself.

[Ksandra]

An ex boyfriend of mine was a huge fan of hiking/camping. Before I met him he was camping somewhere and had to pee in the middle of the night. And of course he ended up peeing on this like rundown electric fence. I guess he said it was extremely painful but once he started it wasn't like he could stop.

He had this huge scar on his you-know-what. >.>;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Was kinda gross. >.<

Is that why he's your ex-boyfriend?

One of. XD It was too weird to look at. @@;

[Vannis]

Chris Wild: At age 34 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

huh?!

[GraveRobberX]

Waqas Moughal: At age 79 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

Fuck I get addicted to drugs that late into my life @_@;;;

[Daahan]

An ex boyfriend of mine was a huge fan of hiking/camping. Before I met him he was camping somewhere and had to pee in the middle of the night. And of course he ended up peeing on this like rundown electric fence. I guess he said it was extremely painful but once he started it wasn't like he could stop.

He had this huge scar on his you-know-what. >.>;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Was kinda gross. >.<

Is that why he's your ex-boyfriend?

One of. XD It was too weird to look at. @@;

hey, how come I wasn't aware of this "ex-boyfriend"

HARLOT

[Borisan]

Bori: At age 39 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.


Die victorius (partially) baby!

[Kenai]

Andrew: At age 65 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

lmfao. I can't do tests like this in the middle of class anymore.

Edit: At age 64 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

Oh that's nice.

[Corbie]

At age 53 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.