@Sirlancelol

**DeadLegend** · 2006-11-20 22:26

who is this ugly motherfucker and what's the turtle shit about

**Marcin** · 2006-11-20 22:28

This 'ugly motherfucker' would be Xerxes, an Osiris blm. Somehow his picture popped up on our forums, and some of our linkshell members said he resemlbed a turtle. An artist in the shell then decided to sketch his real face, and mix it with a real turtle. Since that day, he's been labeled a turtle.

Edit: Did I mention he's fucking slow?

**NynJa** · 2006-11-20 23:06

http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/3352

**Marcin** · 2006-11-20 23:10

ROFL. I spilled my fucking water bottle watching that video, holy shit. Is that how Adamantoise and Aspidochelone created Xerxes ??

**Mertron** · 2006-11-20 23:24

I did not know turtles made sounds.

I learned something today.

**Rarag** · 2006-11-20 23:34

on a side note, just stole kirin from the gs, but was only 2 of us and 1 died so it unclaimed;;

**Narag** · 2006-11-20 23:38

Originally Posted by Rarag

on a side note, just stole kirin from the gs, but was only 2 of us and 1 died so it unclaimed;;

That's what you get for doing funny emotes at me in Ro'Maeve ;;

**Zhais** · 2006-11-20 23:39

Wherez the "Rarag defeats Aspi" killshot? ;;

**Rarag** · 2006-11-20 23:40

actually, i killed one that droped abody and mfeet, but the person that ss'ed it left out my name

**Shinso** · 2006-11-21 01:14

[quote=Osiris_Xerxes]

Originally Posted by Skyylya

Originally Posted by "Osiris_Xerxes":fa565

Originally Posted by Quixotic

Sirlancelol was at our JoJ as SAM/THF w/ maevina as LOLDDWHM. Oh and lets not forget the ridiculousness of Osiris when just a couple days ago, their afk TOD mule magically claims NQ behemoth and dies, such classy people.

Do you want to revise this? Present Osiris ToD mule claims Behemoth and gives it to you willingly was actually how it happened but that's okay, keep being ungrateful.
Btw thanks for the Gaiters, Kote, D. Ingot and Horn from Tiamat instead of the M. Feet =) But where's my picture on the Aspi announcement ;;

You mean thanks for a couple of useless items and a few that are no longer worth any money?

I'd rather take a chance at an a.body or two than tiamat, but apparently that's just me and the more intelligent of the two LS's in question.

Hoping for a late Aspi so we could kill Tiamat quick (1 Hour 15 Minutes Start to Finish with 21-23 people) and then go get an A. Body or 2. Kind of like you did when you killed Tiamat during a KB window then came and got KB last window then Nidhogg after that.

[/quote:fa565]

55min 17 people 1 whm GG We don't advertise our kills because really who cares? It was posted on the BG front page a whileago. You are rewarded by killing things quickly and efficently. No one cares that you brd/nin tank faf or some shit like that.

**NynJa** · 2006-11-21 01:21

its called a sweedish penis pump...

used to get the blood flowing in the penis because they cant get it up naturally.

**Briste** · 2006-11-21 02:22

Originally Posted by NynJa

http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/3352

Mrs. Xerxamantoise got fucking banged the shit out of my Mr. Xerxidochelone...easily the funniest thing I've seen in a while

**TsingTao** · 2006-11-21 02:50

Originally Posted by NynJa

http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/3352

Turtle foreplay is fucking hilarious.

*BONK* *BONK*

**NynJa** · 2006-11-21 02:54

http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/850

**Ravenlokk** · 2006-11-21 03:53

so about that video.. did it do the turtle headbut after it realized the other one wasnt really female? i heard turtles get emo-aggressive when that happens.

**Muirlyn** · 2006-11-21 04:58

Looking forward to get to an end…

Dude Xerxes, i feel sorry for some of Osiris members and also for you. I don’t even think that you’re a bad guy, but it’s disappointing me to see what you guys do and you like it?
Do you like how everyone makes fun about you? Do you like how the whole server and many
other people hate Osiris now? I don’t think that you’re happy about it.
Some Osiris people talked to me and agreed with us and didn’t wanted us to flame other members
because they think it’s Lance’s fault. You all have to suffer because of him, do you like how he is? And Amenzul, everyone hates him too, because he’s like the 2nd leader and Lance’s victim, other than what ever he did with Maevina, I have to agree that’s none of our business, it’s his RL (I still find it funny >_>[sorry]).

Osiris claims Aspidochelone 90% of the time when they’re at camp infront of 200 other players, you guys are almost about to trash A.bodies, because every single person got one. I mean…hello!? There are also other player not only Osiris. Are you happy with that? Do you get what I’m trying to say? I’d rather get some decent items from a non-botting Linkshell than a shit load of unfair earned gear that is only usefull for a few people. I see them go in, get their X.body and piss off again and then they’re like, “hohoho I’m uber because I could leech this awesome body that isn’t even usefull for me from some botting LS, still I’m unskilled and will never learn how to play my job”

Stealing ToDs from other Linkshells and look into their own forums makes you feel better while botting?
Trust me i can easy get ToDs from Osiris, but i never ever did it even if the people asked me "I can get you the ToD, do you want it?". Sorry that's not how we play Lance, we can get the shit done by ourselfs.

And seeing a leader post something like: I want reliable members in Osiris that don’t mind botting etc. (Nynja post it again for the new people that don’t know about it). Man that’s fucking trash, Lance you’re making everyone look bad in your shell, not that you’re a retard, but you want everyone to be a retard.

I think leaders from HNM shells talked about to change these rules, but nah Hitler wants to be the only one leading man. Gilgamesh wants an end to this so does Osiris, if you don’t stop with this shit, people will keep hating you, they will keep flaming you, they will keep making fun about your RL pics even if they aren’t that funny and not to forget, they will keep sucking your dicks to leech some items, but still think that you’re all a bunch of cheating and unfair playing retards.

Sorry I’m not calling names here, I see Osiris as a whole, if you assist Lance, you’re a fag having the server against you, if you assist Hitler, you’re a nazi having the world against you.
It’s your own choice, think about it.

I’m done.

**Syncere** · 2006-11-21 05:02

Originally Posted by NynJa

http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/850

I liked my other video better; ; but I think one of the Admins took it off >_>;;

Edit: Nvm I found it :O

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuiDx7ODRuQ&NR

**rithridan** · 2006-11-21 05:34

... Is the Hitler reference really necessary? ...

Sirlancelot is just a little boy who resorts to petty stuff like killing charmed people who had nothing to do with what was said or done just because people in that LS have beef with him. Couldn't you have just called a GM on him for grieving instead of making it such blown up deal? It's not like the public didn't already think badly about him. And like you said its not really any of our business if they have an e-orgy or not (how funny it may be).

Meh w/e, I just wanted to say I didn't agree that the Hitler reference was necessary...

**Muirlyn** · 2006-11-21 05:44

Originally Posted by rithridan

... Is the Hitler reference really necessary? ...

Sirlancelot is just a little boy who resorts to petty stuff like killing charmed people who had nothing to do with what was said or done just because people in that LS have beef with him. Couldn't you have just called a GM on him for grieving instead of making it such blown up deal? It's not like the public didn't already think badly about him. And like you said its not really any of our business if they have an e-orgy or not (how funny it may be).

Meh w/e, I just wanted to say I didn't agree that the Hitler reference was necessary...

GM? What is a GM? Ask Nynja and he will tell you what a GM does.
They might think badly about him, but like i said, if they don't stop with this shit, people will keep flaming, it will never end.
And yeah the Hitler reference was nescessary, some people hate this guy like they hate Hitler.

**kawkawkaw** · 2006-11-21 05:51

FFXI is serious business

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