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    lol damn canadians.

    I saw this in another forum and lol'd.

    Thief tips off police after finding child porn during break-in

    By The Canadian Press

    RED DEER, Alta. (CP) — A Red Deer man has been jailed after an outraged burglar spotted massive amounts of child pornography on his computer and called police.

    William Mitchell, who pleaded guilty earlier this year in Red Deer provincial court, was charged in October 2005 after RCMP, acting on an anonymous tip, searched his home. An agreed statement says that someone had broken into Mitchell’s residence and taken a video camera. The camera, the tipster said, had images of child pornography and would be left on the steps of a church.

    Police retrieved the camera and soon realized the burglar had videotaped a computer monitor displaying images of child pornography.

    Following the address printed on the burglar’s note, police seized computer equipment containing 13,315 pornographic images.

    Mitchell will remain in jail until he is sentenced on Dec. 1.

    Cpl. Greg Brown of Red Deer City RCMP said outside the court that the burglary remains unsolved.




    http://thechronicleherald.ca/Canada/543111.html

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    woooooooooow 13,000 images

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    I wonder how much loot that thief got away with >.>

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    Wait a min, let me get this straight...

    Somone broke into this guys house, (tresspassing, breaking and entering) stole a personal item (theft) then called the cops to have THAT guys arrested?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goso
    Wait a min, let me get this straight...

    Somone broke into this guys house, (tresspassing, breaking and entering) stole a personal item (theft) then called the cops to have THAT guys arrested?
    Well thats how it works. Just like shooting a guy on a TV show is ok, but OMG NIPPLE!!

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    I kinda feel bad for the child porn guy. Not only did he get robbed, which sucks as it is, and not only is the thief going to get away with it... but he also gets busted for his stash too... that just sucks. I guess if you are going to keep child porn, you better get a good alarm system for your house.

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    LMFAO

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    What is with all the recent child porn cases?... Can't people just look at normal porn?

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    Crooks have a strange set of morals. In prison it's OK if you're a thief or murderer. On the other hand, child molestors are lucky if they get to live through their sentence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scythiroth
    What is with all the recent child porn cases?... Can't people just look at normal porn?
    ITS AWWWWWWWRIGHT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metah
    Quote Originally Posted by Scythiroth
    What is with all the recent child porn cases?... Can't people just look at normal porn?
    ITS AWWWWWWWRIGHT
    Good job getting that in on the first page.

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    Someone needs to make a flowchart of digressional porn watching.

    Real porn (M/F > F/F > B/W > ?) > cartoon porn (tenticles > chicks w/ dicks > loli > ?) > jail bait > real loli > ?

    or something lol

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    iono I much rather have the pedo in jail the the burgler who actually did something right while doing something wrong... and what a crap title there are also pedo amaricans (the other recent one)

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    Quote Originally Posted by dietvanillapepsi
    Crooks have a strange set of morals. In prison it's OK if you're a thief or murderer. On the other hand, child molestors are lucky if they get to live through their sentence.
    This is an extremely exaggerated and untrue belief. Back in the day this was true. Nowadays child molestors are kept in private facilities due to the treatment they used to recieve from other prisoners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anyway
    Quote Originally Posted by dietvanillapepsi
    Crooks have a strange set of morals. In prison it's OK if you're a thief or murderer. On the other hand, child molestors are lucky if they get to live through their sentence.
    This is an extremely exaggerated and untrue belief. Back in the day this was true. Nowadays child molestors are kept in private facilities due to the treatment they used to recieve from other prisoners.
    where they meet other pedos and learn how to hook up with little girls and boys...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abob
    Quote Originally Posted by Anyway
    Quote Originally Posted by dietvanillapepsi
    Crooks have a strange set of morals. In prison it's OK if you're a thief or murderer. On the other hand, child molestors are lucky if they get to live through their sentence.
    This is an extremely exaggerated and untrue belief. Back in the day this was true. Nowadays child molestors are kept in private facilities due to the treatment they used to recieve from other prisoners.
    where they meet other pedos and learn how to hook up with little girls and boys...
    Well duh.. thats all prison does for any type of criminal. The connections and informations you can make on the inside are invaluable depending on your field of crime all the while your chance of making it legitimate on the outside are decreased cause you gotta check the little felon box when you go to apply for a job.

    It used to be popular for people in prison to get college educations, but there has been an outcry from people complaining that criminals should be rewarded so states that still offer that in prison are rare.

    It is probably worse for a sex offender to.. where I live the law is something like.. they can't live 5 miles from a church or a school. In the middle of the bible belt there is a church on every corner and new ones are being built everyday.

    In ever sense of the word anyone that comes out of prison is more dangerous than when they go in. You get out poor with little to no chance to get a job, you've had years of training in crime, and the worst that can happen to you is they send you to prison again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abob
    Quote Originally Posted by Anyway
    Quote Originally Posted by dietvanillapepsi
    Crooks have a strange set of morals. In prison it's OK if you're a thief or murderer. On the other hand, child molestors are lucky if they get to live through their sentence.
    This is an extremely exaggerated and untrue belief. Back in the day this was true. Nowadays child molestors are kept in private facilities due to the treatment they used to recieve from other prisoners.
    where they meet other pedos and learn how to hook up with little girls and boys...
    Also, alot of the time pedophile's rights are sort of violated. I say sort of because they do it through loopholes. What happens is, many pedophiles (i mean the top end, dangerous ones) who are getting out of prison, their term is over, are having 10+ more years added to their sentence so they can't get out. They are able to do this from psychiatric screening or whatever, base it off that and say they're not ready to go back and simply put them back in prison.

    Some of the offenders even ask to go back, when they're getting released believe it or not. One case like that happened in my state recently, about 4-5 years ago I think, where an offender knew if he got out he wouldn't be able to stay away from little boys, so he had himself put back in prison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metah
    ITS AWWWWWWWRIGHT
    Thanks for reminding me of that picture..... x.x

    Quote Originally Posted by SephirothYuyX
    Someone needs to make a flowchart of digressional porn watching.

    Real porn (M/F > F/F > B/W > ?) > cartoon porn (tenticles > chicks w/ dicks > loli > ?) > jail bait > real loli > ?

    or something lol
    lol, kinda surprised that there isn't one actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goso
    Wait a min, let me get this straight...

    Somone broke into this guys house, (tresspassing, breaking and entering) stole a personal item (theft) then called the cops to have THAT guys arrested?

    Canadian cop #1: man we need a search warrant to get into the guys house.

    Canadian cop #2: Fuck that, just give the thief we caught last night immunity, and let him loose in the guy's place.

    Canadian cop#1: BRILLIANT!!!!!!

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