Pickup lines that worked (or should have!)

[Btight]

i always ask the girls if they think about me when they touch themselves, which is usually followed with a slap to the face. But when me and my friends go out if you haven't gotten slapped 5 times your not trying hard enough

You win.

Pick up lines are for losers.

You once again lose.

[Chreman]

Whenever I read a post by Gares I can't help but imagine he's actually the dude in his avatar. . . .

Every time it fits so perfectly.

[Btight]

Whenever I read a post by Gares I can't help but imagine he's actually the dude in his avatar. . . .

Every time it fits so perfectly.

That was stated perfectly.

[BerenTebogo]

When I was younger I had dated many a girl by walking up and going "hey, you're really hot, whats up"

simple and to the point with a hint of "i really just want to fuck you"

but yea, I know my friends also when we were younger would go up to a girl and go "Hey, I love you" followed by "uhh...what?" "oh, im just kidding, but since you didnt run away you must not suck, lets go get something to eat"

worked SO well. If you're good looking you can pretty much walk up to a girl holding a pen and say "look, I have a pen" and get at least one date.

[Gares]

Whenever I read a post by Gares I can't help but imagine he's actually the dude in his avatar. . . .

Every time it fits so perfectly.

/sigh Thanks for playkating to my ego but I will never live up to Martin Short's greatness, let alone Ed Grimley's.

I've never used pickup lines, they're too sleazy. This is what gets you the ladies.

http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/184928.jpg

This will make you a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus. Besides, any woman that will respond to cheesy pickup lines is a woman you don't want.

[Btight]

http://www.snazzytown.com/panther.jpg = http://www.purdue.edu/dp/envirosoft/...ges/gascan.jpg

[Lbelle]

Once a guy came up to me randomly and was like, "What's your favorite color?" and that got us talking for a REALLY long time. It was at one of those stupid college mingling at the dorms to meet people things, but I thought it was pretty clever.

[Dalek]

Whenever I read a post by Gares I can't help but imagine he's actually the dude in his avatar. . . .

Every time it fits so perfectly.

/sigh Thanks for playkating to my ego but I will never live up to Martin Short's greatness, let alone Ed Grimley's.

I've never used pickup lines, they're too sleazy. This is what gets you the ladies.

http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/184928.jpg

This will make you a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus. Besides, any woman that will respond to cheesy pickup lines is a woman you don't want.

I really hope you're not serious lol...

I might have to steal the "I love you" line, haha

And to add to the discussion, it's not about what you are saying(even the best lines can't save some people) or how good looking you are(necessarily) but how you carry yourself. Confidence and just not being a creep or douchebag in general go a LONG way lol. Lines should only be used as an icebreaker or if you just wanna make her laugh. And if you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything. Really.

[pingpong]

What has worked:

locate a group of girls, say "have you seen my pet snake, i think it just slithered by this area, it's highly venomous" - but be 100% serious. You pretty much turn it into a competition between the girls to get you from that point on. Pick 1 girl you like, have her punch in her cell number so that you can call her and notify her when it's safe and that your pet snake has been located.

Pretty much all girls I know love exaggerations and teasing games.

What usually doesn't work:

<insert anything where you are doing something FOR a girl to try to have sex with her>

aka buying her drinks, aka buying her dinner, telling her she's hot (like they don't already know) etc etc, those are typically not good pickup lines.

[SilverBreeze]

The more random and silly it is, the better it works, from my experience at least, at least that's what gets attention.

<insert anything where you are doing something FOR a girl to try to have sex with her, or mention fucking her in your pick up line>

Fixed.

[gandorf]

Do you wash your pants with windex? cause i can see myself in them. 8)

[divisortheory]

That shirt is very becoming on you. But you know, if I were on you you'd be coming too.

[Jerseyprophet]

As absolutely corny as pick up lines are, you gotta remember one thing. Any girl who pretends to want a nice guy, or sweet guy, or whatever other bullshit label they put on it want one thing: to be bent over by the baddest boy they can, and not feel like a whore afterwards.

Fuck the pick up lines, and offer them what they want, a huge dick and knowledge of how to satisfy them. Works every time.


Edit: I just realized the irony of giving relationship/pick up advice with a big signature of girls im not with anymore lol.

[SilverBreeze]

But nice and sweet guys can have huge dicks and satisfy you too =p

I like pickup lines because while not required, they are funny sometimes and a good ice breaker, I appreciate a cute pickup line more than some guy walking up to me and saying "HEY BITCH YOU FINE" But that's just me, and I've always been a little odd, so oh well.

to be bent over by the baddest boy they can, and not feel like a whore afterwards.

Uh... no comment lol...

[Jerseyprophet]

I rest my case lol.

[Metah]

I've had this pick up line actually work, my math teacher taught it to me. I used it on a girl who I'd knew would understand it.

I'm sine squared, your cosine squared, together we make 1.

My math teacher also ditched out a few other ones, but I don't think they'd work.

I don't mean to be obtuse but I think your acute girl.

and

You're as sweet as 3.14

[Zalius]

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Does this smell like chloroform to you?

[Maguspk]

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Does this smell like chloroform to you?

lmfao

[Jerseyprophet]

Silver, you tell me in all honesty what you prefer;

A sweet, romantic guy who writes you poetry (aka steals second rate garage band song lyrics from places you'd never think to google up) and picks you up in a very expensive car, complete with leather seats - a very expensive navigation, etc. etc. -- you know, the type of car a almost balding mid life crisis lawyer with a limp dick and unsatisfied house wife has...since the only way he thinks he knows how to give a woman what she wants is tracing the alphabet with his tounge to get her off (heres a hint guys - that doesnt work, learn the right way to do it)


or a real man, who picks you up in a raised up Ram hemi pick up, with oversized tires - and REAL mud on it cause its not one of those pussy suv's ivy leagues buy cause they can afford it and have 0 idea how to off road since the closest they come is the dirt drive way at the nearest starbucks or abercrombie, and takes you like a real woman - doesn't need viagra and can bite, claw and ....take you deeper than any little math major ever could - the way a man should.


Just let me know sweetie


Women want bad boys. Being a man is more important than your trust fund --- OR your lame ass pick up line. If you need a pick up line, she didnt want you to begin with. It all starts with a smile, confidence and converstation.

[Scythiroth]

That would sound so much better if you didn't have ex-girlfriends in your signature.