Pickup lines that worked (or should have!)

[Rocl]

Who cares about pick-up lines just go to a mail-order bride service. PROBLEM SOLVED.

[Axil]

I prefer the ODB tactic...
"BITCH, GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR;
BITCH, DONT YOU KNOW YOU BELONG TO ME?"

[Scythiroth]

Who cares about pick-up lines just go to a mail-order bride service. PROBLEM SOLVED.

"Do you have any Yin in you? Want some?"

[Jerseyprophet]

I dont know man, that's funny to me, the ex girlfriend graveyard. Maybe I just have a twisted sense of humor.


I picked up wifey because she was so gorgeous every single guy treated her like she soooo special. I treated her like an asshole, and it turned her on. Like, who was she? Bitch, get in the back seat. Actually, Johnyt was with me when we first me her and her roommate, and he tried the whole nice guy routine - and only one of us ended up getting laid that nite. Shows ya, nice guys finish last --- cause thats not what girls want.

Buy a motorcycle, stop drinking "screaming orgasms" and order a real drink like Jim Bean straight up, and reach in to your pants - find that black hole where your balls used to be and learn how to be a man.

Put down the Money magazine or chess board, or lease for your new car that I've already expressed what it means, and start lifting. Show a woman how sexy she is when you grab her by the belt loops of her jeans, slam her hips in to your powerful chest, pull her hair to the side, kiss her deeply and show her that her MAN wants her - and make her feel like a woman. She'll leave scratch marks down your back that will remind you - you're on the right path.

[edgarfigaro]

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I'll be sure to keep those tips in mind next time I go to white trash central.

[Jerseyprophet]

Cool, while you're there your girl will be masturbating to someone that knows that they're doing mr. suit and tie.

You can be angry all you want, that no matter how educated, rich or successful you are it just doesnt make your dick any bigger - but the bottom line is that one day you'll get tired of fucking a pocket pussy and come crawling back to the "white trash" guys and ask us how it is that we ARENT lonely.

[Mr.City]

The more JP posts in this thread, the more I dislike him.

[Jerseyprophet]

Dislike me all you want, you still know "JP" - I've never known, or give two shits who you are.


Just like everything else, the nerds angry that the guy who doesnt need to be logged in to feel good about himself, who shouldn't be as good as they are at the ONE thing they have going for them (video games), have to be shit heads instead of fucking learning something. God damn it, it's not every day that you get this advice, no matter how hard you try to google "why doesnt my girl ever moan MY name when she sleeps -- who's Bob??".


Besides, you wont like the guy who eventually shows your girl what she's been missing while you were playing chess either.

[Mr.City]

Dislike me all you want, you still know "JP" - I've never known, or give two shits who you are.

Is this before or after you ride off into the night on your motorcycle fueled by manilness while you wear your leather jacket with the words "Captain Badass" on that back?

[Jerseyprophet]

I'll have you know my leather jacket has nothing written on it

But my girl's smaller back does - it says my name.

Learn something instead of arguing.

[Axil]

isnt ur girl dead

[Scythiroth]

Axil, I think you just caused a permanent derail in this topic. x.x

[SilverBreeze]

Silver, you tell me in all honesty what you prefer;

A sweet, romantic guy who writes you poetry (aka steals second rate garage band song lyrics from places you'd never think to google up) and picks you up in a very expensive car, complete with leather seats - a very expensive navigation, etc. etc. -- you know, the type of car a almost balding mid life crisis lawyer with a limp dick and unsatisfied house wife has...since the only way he thinks he knows how to give a woman what she wants is tracing the alphabet with his tounge to get her off (heres a hint guys - that doesnt work, learn the right way to do it)


or a real man, who picks you up in a raised up Ram hemi pick up, with oversized tires - and REAL mud on it cause its not one of those pussy suv's ivy leagues buy cause they can afford it and have 0 idea how to off road since the closest they come is the dirt drive way at the nearest starbucks or abercrombie, and takes you like a real woman - doesn't need viagra and can bite, claw and ....take you deeper than any little math major ever could - the way a man should.


Just let me know sweetie

Ok now you're cheating JP, cause I've always been a bit of a tomboy, so of course I'm going to go for the guy with the big dirty truck.

The problem with most nice guys, in my experience, is that they're nice to the point of being annoying, they have no backbone and are borderline homosexual. The problem with most "bad boys" is that they are irresponsible, and only care about themselves. I don't think the question is about nice or bad guys, its about being a man, but you can be a man and be a sweetheart, and you can also be a rough ass, either way is attractive, its just how you do it.

the only way he thinks he knows how to give a woman what she wants is tracing the alphabet with his tounge to get her off (heres a hint guys - that doesnt work, learn the right way to do it)

Quoted for the motherfucking truth. Learn how to do it right guys.

It all starts with a smile, confidence and converstation.

And a pickup line can provide that, especially if its cute and or funny. I'm not saying you have to have a good one to pick up a girl, cause its obviously not true, but it can be a good icebreaker.

[Lasitha]

Silver, you tell me in all honesty what you prefer;

A sweet, romantic guy who writes you poetry (aka steals second rate garage band song lyrics from places you'd never think to google up) and picks you up in a very expensive car, complete with leather seats - a very expensive navigation, etc. etc. -- you know, the type of car a almost balding mid life crisis lawyer with a limp dick and unsatisfied house wife has...since the only way he thinks he knows how to give a woman what she wants is tracing the alphabet with his tounge to get her off (heres a hint guys - that doesnt work, learn the right way to do it)


or a real man, who picks you up in a raised up Ram hemi pick up, with oversized tires - and REAL mud on it cause its not one of those pussy suv's ivy leagues buy cause they can afford it and have 0 idea how to off road since the closest they come is the dirt drive way at the nearest starbucks or abercrombie, and takes you like a real woman - doesn't need viagra and can bite, claw and ....take you deeper than any little math major ever could - the way a man should.


Just let me know sweetie


Women want bad boys. Being a man is more important than your trust fund --- OR your lame ass pick up line. If you need a pick up line, she didnt want you to begin with. It all starts with a smile, confidence and converstation.

Hmmm. So men only come in 2 flavors?

Men don't need to be super sweet or bad boys. They can be both, a guy doesn't have to sit on you day and night or treat you like shit. For example, I like it when the guy opens the door for me to get in the car, but for me to get out of the car... that's too much. If a guy asks me to lunch, he better pay, because he asked me out, not the other way around. If I ask him out to lunch, I'm ready to split or pay the bill. Unless of course he offers.

Maybe you have been with superficial girls, girls who all they see in a man is a wallet. Girls who don't think with a brain of their own. I guarantee that a girl with a little brains on her won't fall for either the bad boy or the super nice boy. We like a balanced out guy. Smart preferably if it's a serious relationship. If the package comes in a nice wrapping then that's even better but not absolutely required. I think ultimately, the guys we prefer are the ones who balance us out. Which brings us back to the superficial thing. Maybe your badass attitude balanced out the superficial, dumb girl. Whereas I prefer a guy who will be equally arrogant as I am, and who'll act the same way as I do given a situation. However, that shouldn't suggest that I want a guy who thinks just like me. It'd be pretty boring if we agreed on everything, I think.

Now, it is true that a badboy turns us on time to time. But a badboy would never make it into a serious relationship. (Assuming that is what is being sought.) If that's not being sought, it matters little what kind of person you are. Sex != Relationship.

Your comment shows me only one thing: You haven't met a lot of people. It's not meant as an insult or anything so please do not misread me. But I know guys who are perfect for relationships who are Engineers. And I know them who suck who are Engineers. Having money or not does not play a part. While there is a ton of shallow women out there who'll go for the car, there are also those who prefer the personality. Badboys too lack personality most of the time. Being badass does not mean you can hold an interesting conversation.

In the end it all boils down to making us happy. You can't stereotype guys or girls. Some will want the badass, but then again they themselves may be superficial enough to want a badass and not a thinker (not saying you don't think, since it's obvious you're saying you're a badass). Others want the sweet guy who will sit on them all day long, which again are superficial, and then there will be the balanced ones who just want a balanced guy. Who can act on their own, have a mind of their own, be sweet or bad when they need to be sweet or bad, and are excellent in bed.

EDIT:

My opinion may be affected by the fact that I live in the biggest city in the world, and in so, we get a lot more diversity than little teensy weensy towns.

[Mr.City]

Oh, I've learned something. Apparently, all you need to get though life is hump your way from age 15-75 and then you'll be on easy street.

[Axil]

Mr.City if youre gonna fight JP, might i suggest this
as some ammo ?! =o


Here, ill start it for you

Apparently you like it that way, too!

call me an attention whore,. fuckin lay in to me, tell me im an asshole give it meaning i need that - give me meaning, and hurt me. come on you piece of shit, fucking tell me. mak e it fucking count

[Scythiroth]

That is wrong, don't take this thread that way please.

[SilverBreeze]

Next time I'll just wait for Lasitha to post because she says it alot better and in more words than me.

[Mr.City]

Funny how quick this thread did a 180.

[Scythiroth]

Next time I'll just wait for Lasitha to post because she says it alot better and in more words than me.

Both are good actually. Short and to the point works, and so does the really long explanation. ;p