Pickup lines that worked (or should have!)

[Anyway]

Jersey is right. I really dont think im that good looking, but I am a total asshole a good majority of the time. I met my girlfriend at a party. We were both trashed. She came over to me and was like "Do you think my friend is cute?" in a snooty way and pointed to some random chick and I said and I quote "Shes alright, but I would go for you if you didnt act like such hot shit when your hair looks all retarded like that." (She had weird semi cornrow thing going on and I fucking hate white chicks with cornrows)

She said "Who the fuck are you?"

I said "Move were doing shots"

Fast forward 25 minutes to her on her knees in the bathroom.

And she hasnt worn cornrows since.


Edit: Don't judge me by this alone, lol. Keep in mind I was bombed out of my mind. If she didn't remind me it happened I wouldn't have remembered..

And being an asshole doesn't go a long way. Yeah it'll get you laid, but it won't help you find "marry-able" girls and it won't help you get long term relationships. Believe me I know.

[Mysterio]

This has steadily declined into an emo thread.

[Metah]

This has steadily declined into an emo thread.

Steadily? Understatement of the week.

[gandorf]

Most girls will like a bad boy till there ready to settle down. Then after that they may want someone with a good job an treats em right outside. Just be your self an you will find a gf or atleast someone to screw even if it is for a night or two. Also pick up lines might be kinda dumb they do let you break the ice an you can always say one an make a joke with the girl. Most girls love men that make em laugh. But remeber turning everything into a joke can get your ass dumb an left at home sad an D/l porn by your lone some self for awhile. Anyways i was bored so dont mind me Also i suck at spelling so dont mind my bad spelling

[edgarfigaro]

JP, did a group of ivy leaguers surround you as a little child and hurl insults at you? Because you've basically thrown out every stereotype possible.

Pro Tip: most smart people are actually normal, you know, not the poindexters you seem to think they are.

Pro Tip #2: anyone can get laid, you act like it's some arduous task that geeks can't do, when pretty much anyone can walk into a bar and have a 50/50 chance if they're really looking to score.

I mean, seriously...who the fuck cares about your hemi? I know I don't, and most women (at least the ones that I'm interested in) don't either...and it's a dodge so it's a piece of shit. Women like to take a walk on the wild side, but they never stay unless they're willing to live in a trailer park for the rest of their lives. And I really don't know of many women that aspire to that lofty goal.

So keep on thinking you're so much better than me because you can pick up trash at a dive bar...whatever gets you through the day.

[Guyverarmor]

Plain and simple people- Be nice when you want to be, but be an ass when you NEED to be. Hell, I'm like that, and have never had a problem with keeping a girls attention. Shows you can be nice, but a backbone at the same time(women do not like carpets, they like men).

And JP... just stop, go ride your 'bike and remember you need "badass" on your jacket to get that "wildboy" image :wink:

[Kuai]

I don't have any STDs wanna have sex please