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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyiee
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    Damn you beat me to it lol, was gonna said bags and light switches fix that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonko
    Kegel excercizes are amazing. I've been doing them since I was 16, and yeah. It works. Really well. (turning 27 next week)

    Those muscles are never used otherwise except for the (generally) rare time when a guy is getting off.

    Highly reccomended.
    what must you do to do this exercise?

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    Quote Originally Posted by z3r0c00l
    Quote Originally Posted by Tonko
    Kegel excercizes are amazing. I've been doing them since I was 16, and yeah. It works. Really well. (turning 27 next week)

    Those muscles are never used otherwise except for the (generally) rare time when a guy is getting off.

    Highly reccomended.
    what must you do to do this exercise?
    Well for guys, if you can stop the flow of urine (for a second) when you go pee by contracting that muscle, that's using the PC muscle which needs to be contracted for Kegal excerises.

    You do these in sets of 10 while being bored or whatever, they don't cause erections for most guys, but girls can get aroused more easily by doing it.

    Now if you have a hard time stopping the flow of urine for a second you need to do kegals. They have bonuses of harder erections and more control over ejaculations for men, and through practice and control can lead to multiple orgasms in sex.

    It has a lot of benefits and those whole set of excerises have even been shown to help prostate problems and Kegels have been shown to help protect against urinary tract complications. Its really a good excerise of which I think should be taught in schools for sex education/health class. Though that's just my stance on these wonderful excerises.


    Some good info:
    http://health.yahoo.com/experts/sexdero ... en-with-ed
    Just google it if you really want to, most sites would not be work friendly for the kind of information also on the sites, but seriously I think worse is on Wikipedia in the first place (go go full female and male anatomy with pictures!)

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    Are these the same muscles used for child birth in a women? I'd assume so right? Well that would mean my mom has insanely strong Kegel muscles because she was only in labor for like 15 minutes with me, lol. She was a model/dancer before she had me so maybe that had something to do with it, but now I bet it was just because she did Kegels a hell of alot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maguspk
    Are these the same muscles used for child birth in a women? I'd assume so right? Well that would mean my mom has insanely strong Kegel muscles because she was only in labor for like 15 minutes with me, lol. She was a model/dancer before she had me so maybe that had something to do with it, but now I bet it was just because she did Kegels a hell of alot.
    Yes they are, that is why it is encouraged for women to do them. It helps with labor and recovery of the muscles afterward.

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    Now thats a good pick up line: "I'd like to have kids one day, and I would like to know if you work out your Kegel muscles. Not only does it make birth easier, but youll also be ready to have some wonderful sex the second that kid pops out of you."

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    Quote Originally Posted by SephirothYuyX
    Now thats a good pick up line: "I'd like to have kids one day, and I would like to know if you work out your Kegel muscles. Not only does it make birth easier, but youll also be ready to have some wonderful sex the second that kid pops out of you."
    Wonderful sex before the first kid even, exercising kegels gives you better control over your vaginal muscles, and I'm sure any man will appreciate that.

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    For us gay guys in the forums, the kegel group of muscles can also give you some very surprising tricks when you're on the receiving end of things.

    Without getting too graphic, let's just say I've been able to get guys off without either of us having to move except for me doing some kegel contractions.

    Stopping urination in men can be pretty detrimental, so only do that so you get a feel for what the muscles are, and what they feel like to exercise them.

    A good beginner set is 10 reps, of 2 second contraction, one second relaxation, with 10 second rest between sets. Increase the contraction duration as you gain strength, and keep the relaxation period at one full second. Try to slowly contract and relax, instead of spastic "all at once" movements.

    The benefits stated by Kattice are all accurate, add to them increased volume and trajectory when you cum, as well as a much shorter mandatory refractory period, and you can get it to where you don't need one at all.

    Remember, when you're doing the exercises, you should be attempting to keep your ass hole perfectly still, and only flex the kegel group. Keep your sphincter out of it, that's a demon of a different flavor.

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    good info (the Kegels) that helps to explain a few things for me~

    about the doctor's office erections, for me it's just the fact I'm in the cold, if I'm sitting on something cold or feel cold air, I become that much more likely to pitch a tent in a patient's gown

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devek
    The best way for me to stop an erection is to think about my child support payments.
    I'm suprised no one commented on this gem, lol

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    hey there big guy

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    This thread went from epic-funny to epic-school.

    (both good, in this case)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vail
    good info (the Kegels) that helps to explain a few things for me~

    about the doctor's office erections, for me it's just the fact I'm in the cold, if I'm sitting on something cold or feel cold air, I become that much more likely to pitch a tent in a patient's gown
    Yeah and no matter what doctor's office you go to, its always going to be ice cold. Probably one of the reasons people fear check ups so much, doctors always have hands colder than the damn room you're sitting in, and no one wants cold hands on their goodies (unless you're into some wierd kinky stuff)

    The first thing I bought when I started working as a nurse was a handwarmer, and I keep it in the pocket of my scrubs. Its the best thing ever and I can actually feel my fingers after working for more than 2 hours. Also your patients will love you for having one.

    Anyways, don't feel bad about getting a hard-on in the doctors office, we don't think you're perverts or anything, and I'm just as embarrased about it as you are probably, because I'm the one who has to touch it, yay .

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