Empire's Most Wanted 2 (12/05/2006)

[inafume]

And is more red than purple! (cue color argument)

The redder one also has a slightly different body texture.

[Dohorehn]

Just like them, large pretty pictures, miniscule news. Love it.

[Toth]

5 days for this 'information'....I am becoming a little worried here. Hopefully, real news tomorrow.

[Kuropiko]

- Dev Team 1 : So, people don't kill Hydra. What can we do to make people fight it ?
- Sage Sundi : I don't know.
- Dev Team 2 : Hmm maybe we could add more drops ?
- Dev Team 3 : Objection ! We already gave them Sirius Axe and Hydra Meat !
- Dev Team 1 : Yeah, that's true. Any other idea ?
- Sage Sundi : I don't know.
- Dev Team 3 : Put it in Besieged so they'll kill it just so it doesn't pop in Al Zahbi !
- Dev Team 1 : Great idea ! We'll add Cerberus and Khimaira too so there's one HNM for each beastman horde.
- Sage Sundi : I don't know.
- Dev Team 1 : Ok guys, see you in 2 months.

[Rocl]

how do i claim fafnir

[Shuemue]

how do i claim fafnir

it works like this: whichever alliance has claim on the most darters at the moment fafnir spawns will claim him. diaga, diaga, diaga!

[Demosthenes11]

- Dev Team 1 : So, people don't kill Hydra. What can we do to make people fight it ?
- Sage Sundi : I don't know.
- Dev Team 2 : Hmm maybe we could add more drops ?
- Dev Team 3 : Objection ! We already gave them Sirius Axe and Hydra Meat !
- Dev Team 1 : Yeah, that's true. Any other idea ?
- Sage Sundi : I don't know.
- Dev Team 3 : Put it in Besieged so they'll kill it just so it doesn't pop in Al Zahbi !
- Dev Team 1 : Great idea ! We'll add Cerberus and Khimaira too so there's one HNM for each beastman horde.
- Sage Sundi : I don't know.
- Dev Team 1 : Ok guys, see you in 2 months.

lol

[Not Kuno]

- Dev Team 1 : So, people don't kill Hydra. What can we do to make people fight it ?
- Sage Sundi : I don't know.
- Dev Team 2 : Hmm maybe we could add more drops ?
- Dev Team 3 : Objection ! We already gave them Sirius Axe and Hydra Meat !
- Dev Team 1 : Yeah, that's true. Any other idea ?
- Sage Sundi : I don't know.
- Dev Team 3 : Put it in Besieged so they'll kill it just so it doesn't pop in Al Zahbi !
- Dev Team 1 : Great idea ! We'll add Cerberus and Khimaira too so there's one HNM for each beastman horde.
- Sage Sundi : I don't know.
- Dev Team 1 : Ok guys, see you in 2 months.

Fixed.

[Septimus]

Meanwhile, in the hollowed-out undersea volcano headquarters of Square-Enix, the evil Dr. Square addresses his minions...

Dr. Square: Minions, what is the status of HNNs for the Aht Urhgan expansion?

Minion 1: Sir, no one is killing Hydra.

Dr. Square: WHAT?! Do the fools not realize that it drops meat now?!

Minion 2: We asked some players, they said that they know that it drops meat but... Their exact words were "The drops totally blow ass."

Dr. Square: Did you drop them in the volcano for their insolence?

Minion 2: Of course, Master.

Dr. Square: Very good... Wait! I have an idea. How about if we make Hydra show up in Besieged if no one kills it. Nidhogg, King Behemoth, and Aspidochelone appear in Besieged if no one kills them, that must be why people spend so much time hunting them. Also make Cerebus and Khimaira show up in Besieged too.

Minion 1: We will get right on that Master.

Dr. Square: Excellent. Muh huh huh! Muh huh huh huh huh!!!

[Murataki]

Dr. Square: Very good... Wait! I have an idea. How about if we make Hydra show up in Besieged regardless if anyone kills it or not. Nidhogg, King Behemoth, and Aspidochelone appear in Besieged if no one kills them, that must be why people spend so much time hunting them. Also make Cerebus and Khimaira show up in Besieged too.

Minion 1: We will get right on that Master.

Dr. Square: Excellent. Muh huh huh! Muh huh huh huh huh!!!

[Codernaut]

Dr. Square: Very good... Wait! I have an idea. How about if we make Hydra show up in Besieged regardless if anyone kills it or not and it only attacks jobs under level 70. Nidhogg, King Behemoth, and Aspidochelone appear in Besieged if no one kills them, that must be why people spend so much time hunting them. Also make Cerebus and Khimaira show up in Besieged too.

Minion 1: We will get right on that Master.

Dr. Square: Excellent. Muh huh huh! Muh huh huh huh huh!!!

[Lordender]

i sure would hate to see what dr.square did to the poor bastards that made faf/nid, behe/kb, adaman/aspid, probably burnt them to ashes and mailed them to their families ;x

[Dohorehn]

I mean Hydra in Besieged would be totally cool if it could actually eat all the low lvl noobs like in the picture... but yeah. If anything they should probably work on reducing lag than cramming a huge 30 kajillion-polygon piece of lag-hell three headed beast into the already laggy environment.

[Doombard]

- Dev Team 1 : So, people don't kill Hydra. What can we do to make people fight it ?
- Sage Sundi : I don't know.
- Dev Team 2 : Hmm maybe we could add more drops ?
- Dev Team 3 : Objection ! We already gave them Sirius Axe and Hydra Meat !
- Dev Team 1 : Yeah, that's true. Any other idea ?
- Sage Sundi : I don't know.
- Dev Team 3 : Put it in Besieged so they'll kill it just so it doesn't pop in Al Zahbi !
- Dev Team 1 : Great idea ! We'll add Cerberus and Khimaira too so there's one HNM for each beastman horde.
- Sage Sundi : I don't know.
- Dev Team 1 : Ok guys, see you in 2 months.

Fixed.

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=95216

[Tekki]

Id like to see the animation of hydra shoving his fat ass into the door ways. I honestly think SE would come up with some clever door animation for Hydra instead of doing the obvious... climbing over the walls.

[Murataki]

Id like to see the animation of hydra shoving his fat ass into the door ways. I honestly think SE would come up with some clever door animation for Hydra instead of doing the obvious... smashing through the walls.

[Kenai]

Dr. Square: Very good... Wait! I have an idea. How about if we make Hydra show up in Besieged regardless if anyone kills it or not and it only attacks jobs under level 70. Nidhogg, King Behemoth, and Aspidochelone appear in Besieged if no one kills them, that must be why people spend so much time hunting them. Also make Cerebus and Khimaira show up in Besieged too.

Minion 1: We will get right on that Master.

Dr. Square: Excellent. Muh huh huh! Muh huh huh huh huh!!!

That would be hawt and you know it! Make it 64 or lower though, since 65 can go to loldynamis.

[Sho]

5 days for this 'information'....I am becoming a little worried here. Hopefully, real news tomorrow.

Yea, this is kinda scaring the shit outta me

[Khamsin]

If Hydra appears in beseiged, then they're going to need to add a Walahra Turban +1 to keep the reconstruction fund going.

Anyone know what that fund really pays for, anyway?

[Scythiroth]

If Hydra appears in beseiged, then they're going to need to add a Walahra Turban +1 to keep the reconstruction fund going.

Anyone know what that fund really pays for, anyway?

It is like when you give money to the homeless, booze and drugs.