[POLL]What color is Shuemue's wang

[Shuemue]

Sometimes it's a throbbing veiny purple.

[Scythiroth]

Sometimes it's a throbbing veiny blue.

[Ksandra]

Sometimes it's a throbbing veiny purple.

Didn't you know there is no such thing as purple you very uneducated bastard?

It's clearly a shade of blue, because some society labelled it as such, and having you consider it purple is just well dumb. Only the most educated know that there really is no such thing as purple, and this weekend all the elites that know this are going on a witch hunt for a certain purple dinosaur that is confusing the children of america that he really exists.

But he doesn't exist see, because there's no such thing as purple, but he's a purple dinosaur.

Yes folks, Barney is infact what will end the universe through the use of his non-existant color. We must all put a stop to him and fast. I know many of you have felt he was the one to end all things, but now we have proof!


[edit] Oh and I voted whitey.

[Scythiroth]

What happens if you divide Barney by Zero then? Does that create another alternate universe?

[Elcura]

What happens if you divide Barney by Zero then? Does that create another alternate universe?

then said universe implodes

[Murataki]

What happens if you divide Barney by Zero then? Does that create another alternate universe?

TIME PARADOX

[Shuemue]

I never imagined there'd be this many people with interest in my wang.

[Rocl]

IVORY IVE SEEN IT KNOW THESE THINGS

[Shuemue]

wtf when did you see it?

[Rocl]

Last nigth when I snuck into your house and undressed you in your sleep.

btw sorry about your lamp, I couldn't contain myself

[Malaquist]

Suddenly Rocl's avatar makes sense... ewww.

[Shuemue]

I feel so dirty now.

I thought perversion was limited to members of the Catholic clergy, I guess even Yin's clerics have base urges. -.-

[Rocl]

It was in the name of science. I just took your pants off and was blown away at your care bear underoos I just knocked over the lamp.

I had a feeling this thread would be made, so I needed to scope out the alleged penis ahead of time you see..

[Shuemue]

Fifty people have now declared their interest in my wang.

Form an orderly queue and please provide recent proof of your cleanliness.

[Rocl]

So you don't deny you wear carebear underwear?

[Malaquist]

Fifty people have now declared their interest in my wang.

Form an orderly queue and please provide recent proof of your cleanliness.

Should I bring a magnifying glass, or a microscope?

[Immortaldonut]

if the carebear underwear fit, and chewbacca lives with the ewoks on endor, the wang must be ivory

[Shuemue]

Rocl will testify to my immense girth.

[Charitwo]

So you don't deny you wear carebear underwear?

I have caught you on security camera infiltrating Sheumue's domain, behold BG!
http://img428.imageshack.us/img428/2791/roclvc6.jpg

[Rocl]

It can be seen with the naked eye quite well