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  1. #41
    The God Damn Kuno
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    Oh burn.

  2. #42
    Yoshi P
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    Man I'm on a ROLE tonight.

    By the way...Kuno, where have you been dude?

  3. #43
    THIS IS NOT LIVEJOURNAL DOT COM
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    Man I'm on a ROLE tonight.

    By the way...Kuno, where have you been dude?
    Running away with me riding on rainbows and unicorns.

  4. #44
    The God Damn Kuno
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    Man I'm on a ROLE tonight.

    By the way...Kuno, where have you been dude?
    Uhh... I was a bit busy the last few weeks with school but I'm always on aim. :o


    Quote Originally Posted by Kytele
    Running away with me riding on rainbows and unicorns.
    :3

  5. #45
    Saint Daahan Von Quitter the 1st
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    we can go on another E-date again ksandra if you're feeling lonely.

  6. #46
    HABS SUCK!!!!!
    Sepukku is my Hero
    Therrien's Cum Dumpster

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    Quote Originally Posted by Heian

    If a girl gave me head I'd probably marry her.
    fixed?
    sucking someones dick constitutes marriage ??

  7. #47
    Jujubie
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    Re: To the gamer boyfriends out there...

    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra
    Stop camping pixel dragons, or dying in battlegrounds, and touch your girlfriend once in awhile, k? K.-; )


    LOL. Been there. I can't tell you how many times I almost went to the basement and unplugged the cable. Oh, internet went out?!

    Instead, I just wait until HE wants attention and then I say something like but i'm busy watching my moogle spin.... LOL. Doesn't work tho, cause he can make me give in!

  8. #48
    Ironing this Thread
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    Re: To the gamer boyfriends out there...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mysterio
    Quote Originally Posted by Toralyn
    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra
    Stop camping pixel dragons, or dying in battlegrounds, and touch your girlfriend once in awhile, k? K




    (oh and to chat peeps trill imploded on me, so trying to get someone's attention atm...>.> -.-; )
    "Come to LA baby, I'll give you Ridill and E.body if you fuck me!"
    is that true story? lol
    Isn't that what happened to one of your ls leaders except she didn't get an ebody or ridiill and took off? lol.

  9. #49
    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    LOL....he didn't see the thread till this morning. -.-;

    call me attetion whorish but I bought my dream car yesterday, I was horny,
    I wanted to prettend he was my car, is that so wrong?!?!?!?!

    <3

    besides bishes I have offers of E. Bodies and Ridills for my bod so don't be jealous. D: lololololololorz

    And I fing missed the good times on chat! -.-;

    XD and I play games too but ya it's sad when killing alliance is more fun that me! Xd j.k but not really, well maybe <3

  10. #50
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    I must be in the lucky minority. I get more sex if I get xp for my gf.

    Her BLU went from 32-37 the other day, the reward for that was pretty sweet.

  11. #51
    HABS SUCK!!!!!
    Sepukku is my Hero
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    she'll fuck you only if you get her xp ??

    rofl

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    Hah no, but it's far easier if you put them in a good mood.

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    Now that is some great multitasking.

  15. #55
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    Anyone whos still holding a controller at that point is just flatout gay.

  16. #56
    preachy and pretentious
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xavier
    Anyone whos still holding a controller at that point is just flatout gay.
    or uninterested. not all vagina is that good.

  17. #57
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    A friend of mine in high school's girlfriend gave him blowjobs while he was playing video games. But she was a whore so and he didn't much like her anyway.

  18. #58

    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    Step 1: Don slinky "This will look good thrown in the corner" outfit.
    Step 2: Saunter over to computer area.
    Step 3: Sit on lap in way of lolFafnir
    Step 4: Whisper seductively in ear that you wanna fuck the shit out of your BF.

    Unless he's a closet case he will get up. If he doesn't get up get a new BF.

    Honestly though, don't expect him to just get up on his own. If you've already stated you don't have a problem with him enjoying his gaming hobby he's gonna sit there and play unless you provide some outside input.

    PS: If you're good in bed or are especially hot you will be able to skip straight to Step 4. Nice time saver.

  19. #59
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    reminds me of that time gorion was in aery with us "be right back guys, the wife needs me for some special attention, Ill be back in a half hour"

    we make the 5 minute tops joke, sure enough a little after 30 minutes later gorions back on vent "back guys, sorry about that, she will be out for the rest of the night" what the hell did you do to her? "hey, I do it right the first time, cant half ass this shit"

    he is a mans man

  20. #60
    Ridill
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    Re: To the gamer boyfriends out there...

    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra
    Stop camping pixel dragons, or dying in battlegrounds, and touch your girlfriend once in awhile, k? K
    No offense, but being with your girlfriend lasts 3-60 minutes (depending on technique), a Ridill lasts a lifetime.

    Or at least until you quit the game and sell your character to Sist.

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