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  1. #61
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    Been there, done that, totally worth losing the XP in VoS.

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    YOU BLACK, MIDNIGHT, EVIL MOTHERFUCKERS!!! BLACK MAGIC, DARKNESS!!! YOU RAW, DARKNESS!!! YOU, FUCKING, DELIRIOUS MOTHERFUCKER!
    You were cold as ice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonomaa
    reminds me of that time gorion was in aery with us "be right back guys, the wife needs me for some special attention, Ill be back in a half hour"

    we make the 5 minute tops joke, sure enough a little after 30 minutes later gorions back on vent "back guys, sorry about that, she will be out for the rest of the night" what the hell did you do to her? "hey, I do it right the first time, cant half ass this shit"

    he is a mans man
    This is amazing story, reminds me of myself back then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shuemue
    I must be in the lucky minority. I get more sex if I get xp for my gf.

    Her BLU went from 32-37 the other day, the reward for that was pretty sweet.
    Voting BLurple!!!

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    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    She wants him to touch/pay attention to her instead of playing a game, so while he's playing a game she should give him a blowjob??? I miss the logic.
    It's just to get him started Lbelle. If he's not interested in finishing after such a provocation, he needs to be replaced with the newer model.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane
    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    She wants him to touch/pay attention to her instead of playing a game, so while he's playing a game she should give him a blowjob??? I miss the logic.
    It's just to get him started Lbelle. If he's not interested in finishing after such a provocation, he needs to be replaced with the newer model.
    I can see it as the girl teases the guy to leave the game, he will be more likely to listen to her come ons the next time if he realizes she is just going to tease him and walk away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonomaa
    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane
    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    She wants him to touch/pay attention to her instead of playing a game, so while he's playing a game she should give him a blowjob??? I miss the logic.
    It's just to get him started Lbelle. If he's not interested in finishing after such a provocation, he needs to be replaced with the newer model.
    I can see it as the girl teases the guy to leave the game, he will be more likely to listen to her come ons the next time if he realizes she is just going to tease him and walk away.
    bingo. Notice how I said not to finish the job? You leave him with the choice of chain 5 or finishing himself off, and I guarantee you he'll follow you into the next room.

  7. #67
    HABS SUCK!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stilgar
    Quote Originally Posted by Sonomaa
    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane
    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    She wants him to touch/pay attention to her instead of playing a game, so while he's playing a game she should give him a blowjob??? I miss the logic.
    It's just to get him started Lbelle. If he's not interested in finishing after such a provocation, he needs to be replaced with the newer model.
    I can see it as the girl teases the guy to leave the game, he will be more likely to listen to her come ons the next time if he realizes she is just going to tease him and walk away.
    bingo. Notice how I said not to finish the job? You leave him with the choice of chain 5 or finishing himself off, and I guarantee you he'll follow you into the next room.
    The only thing you'll accomplish by teasing the guy is pissing him off

    "I'm horny, lets have sex" says the girl. "I'm busy" says the guy. *WHINE POUT*...I'm supposed to drop what I'm doing ?? What the fuck is the womans response to the guys "I'm horny, lets have sex" ?? "I'm busy, go jack off". Sup double standard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NynJa
    Quote Originally Posted by Stilgar
    Quote Originally Posted by Sonomaa
    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane
    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    She wants him to touch/pay attention to her instead of playing a game, so while he's playing a game she should give him a blowjob??? I miss the logic.
    It's just to get him started Lbelle. If he's not interested in finishing after such a provocation, he needs to be replaced with the newer model.
    I can see it as the girl teases the guy to leave the game, he will be more likely to listen to her come ons the next time if he realizes she is just going to tease him and walk away.
    bingo. Notice how I said not to finish the job? You leave him with the choice of chain 5 or finishing himself off, and I guarantee you he'll follow you into the next room.
    The only thing you'll accomplish by teasing the guy is pissing him off

    "I'm horny, lets have sex" says the girl. "I'm busy" says the guy. *WHINE POUT*...I'm supposed to drop what I'm doing ?? What the fuck is the womans response to the guys "I'm horny, lets have sex" ?? "I'm busy, go jack off". Sup double standard.
    Busy? We're talking about gaming here lol

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    [quote=Jooeetheplatypus]
    Quote Originally Posted by NynJa
    Quote Originally Posted by Stilgar
    Quote Originally Posted by Sonomaa
    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane
    Quote Originally Posted by "Lbelle":e9885
    She wants him to touch/pay attention to her instead of playing a game, so while he's playing a game she should give him a blowjob??? I miss the logic.
    It's just to get him started Lbelle. If he's not interested in finishing after such a provocation, he needs to be replaced with the newer model.
    I can see it as the girl teases the guy to leave the game, he will be more likely to listen to her come ons the next time if he realizes she is just going to tease him and walk away.
    bingo. Notice how I said not to finish the job? You leave him with the choice of chain 5 or finishing himself off, and I guarantee you he'll follow you into the next room.
    The only thing you'll accomplish by teasing the guy is pissing him off

    "I'm horny, lets have sex" says the girl. "I'm busy" says the guy. *WHINE POUT*...I'm supposed to drop what I'm doing ?? What the fuck is the womans response to the guys "I'm horny, lets have sex" ?? "I'm busy, go jack off". Sup double standard.
    Busy? We're talking about gaming here lol[/quote:e9885]

    How is gaming as an excuse any different than "I have a headache" or "I'm tired"? Those work. Just sayin.

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    Hell, I love playing my games and all, but as soon as my GF says "Babe..." and she touches the back of my neck , oh man, "hey guys, AFK, banging hot chicks"
    :D :D :D :D

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    [quote=Pyrena][quote=Jooeetheplatypus]
    Quote Originally Posted by NynJa
    Quote Originally Posted by Stilgar
    Quote Originally Posted by Sonomaa
    Quote Originally Posted by "archibaldcrane":48e56
    Quote Originally Posted by "Lbelle":48e56
    She wants him to touch/pay attention to her instead of playing a game, so while he's playing a game she should give him a blowjob??? I miss the logic.
    It's just to get him started Lbelle. If he's not interested in finishing after such a provocation, he needs to be replaced with the newer model.
    I can see it as the girl teases the guy to leave the game, he will be more likely to listen to her come ons the next time if he realizes she is just going to tease him and walk away.
    bingo. Notice how I said not to finish the job? You leave him with the choice of chain 5 or finishing himself off, and I guarantee you he'll follow you into the next room.
    The only thing you'll accomplish by teasing the guy is pissing him off

    "I'm horny, lets have sex" says the girl. "I'm busy" says the guy. *WHINE POUT*...I'm supposed to drop what I'm doing ?? What the fuck is the womans response to the guys "I'm horny, lets have sex" ?? "I'm busy, go jack off". Sup double standard.
    Busy? We're talking about gaming here lol[/quote:48e56]

    How is gaming as an excuse any different than "I have a headache" or "I'm tired"? Those work. Just sayin.[/quote:48e56]

    Because those actually interefere with the enjoyment of said act and are natural conditions.

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    Natural conditions that are more often than not lies

    But also you hear the excuse "I'm not in the mood." which is similar to "fighting a dragon, gtfo".

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    Eagle's right, man. "Headace" and "Tired" are usually lies. At least Nynja's honest. :D

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    The point here is, sometimes video games are more fun than the normal, borderline occassionally boring sex you have with your long-standing girlfriend. Therefore, in this situation, which is no different from any other situation, if you want to raise the importance of penis-vagina contact back above videogaming, you have to do something different, unexpected, exciting.

    Going straight for the cock whereever he happens to be (sitting at a desk in this instance) is one of those things. You could tie yourself naked to the headboard and yell something that will make him come to the bedroom for sure (I dunno, oh shit the curling iron caught the curtains on fire...something) etc. etc.

    If nothing you do elevates his desire to fuck you over whatever he's doing in video games right now, you're either not trying hard enough or you're dating Nynjaa. Either way, sounds like you need a change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pyrena
    How is gaming as an excuse any different than "I have a headache" or "I'm tired"? Those work. Just sayin.
    You expect a woman to give an excuse from time to time.

    However, seeing as how the women are in control of the situation, and if a situation arises where they're actually encouraging you to tackle them, you'd be retarded not to take them up on the offer.

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    Clearly the women aren't in control of the situation (and I do like calling the power struggle of wanting sex "the situation" btw) or this thread wouldn't occur.

    Women do have an advantage though, in that they have all the vaginas.

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    The girls have done something wrong if their guy can resist them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xavier
    The girls have done something wrong if their guy can resist them.
    Like said "Not in the mood." too many times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eaglestrike
    Quote Originally Posted by Xavier
    The girls have done something wrong if their guy can resist them.
    Like said "Not in the mood." too many times.
    That is when they need to make it up to the guy with a threesome with one of their hot girlfriends.

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    I approve of this thread.

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