To the gamer boyfriends out there...

[Metah]

The girls have done something wrong if their guy can resist them.

Like said "Not in the mood." too many times.

That is when they need to make it up to the guy with a threesome with one of their hot girlfriends.

Its good to dream.

[Scythiroth]

Its good to dream.

Well, without dreams, reality would be even more boring.

[NynJa]

The girls have done something wrong if their guy can resist them.

I've got more willpower than to instantly cave into their wants regardless of what I'm doing.


If you want me to drop what I'm doing because you're horny, then I expect the same treatment. You're 'not in the mood' for sex because you're on the phone with your girlfriend (whom you wont invite to a 3some) or because you're watching some sappy ass soap, thats fine, this game is my soap opera, and the drama is MUCH better than what you get on TV.

[Eaglestrike]

The girls have done something wrong if their guy can resist them.

I've got more willpower than to instantly cave into their wants regardless of what I'm doing.


If you want me to drop what I'm doing because you're horny, then I expect the same treatment. You're 'not in the mood' for sex because you're on the phone with your girlfriend (whom you wont invite to a 3some) or because you're watching some sappy ass soap, thats fine, this game is my soap opera, and the drama is MUCH better than what you get on TV.

Exactly. Women want equality? Fine, here you go.

[Quixotic]

This thread reminds me of this (ofn but relevant):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSqFqhUzutg&eurl=

[Metah]

This thread reminds me of this (ofn but relevant):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSqFqhUzutg&eurl=

MADE OF WIN

[Mufferino]

That song is so old but so amazing

[Tyche]

God, i cannot remember how many times we've faught over this shit. My girl is NOT into any type of games what-so-ever. I mean, nothing. The closest she'll get to gaming is getting owned by me in scrabble and monopoly. Have i mentioned how utterly brilliant and exceptionally handsome i am? Anyway, she'll bitch and moan about me playing this game til 11CST on a work night (mon-fri). Bitch tries to set a bed time for me. God, 5 years...crazy. Doesn't she realize i can get 2 just like her in 10 minutes(refer back to the 5th sentence)??? She's told me like a million times when the baby is born that i have to quit. I don't think she realizes that i pay the cable bill, electricity, and the mortgage. Anywho, ive gotten head while playing ONE TIME in three years. I think i was camping fafnir. Numerous times she's asked for sex while im playing. I just say AFK for 5 minutes, do my thing, and im back on the PC in about 7 minutes. After having sex with someone over a thousand times, it gets lackadaisical. Need to spice things up, maybe a threesome is in order, i dont know. Man, im looking forward to 18 years of child support aint I?

Tongue-in-cheek

[Daahan]

every girlfriend i have had despises this game.

I tried to get one to play it to no avail.

[Tyche]

Ive made mine play WHM at tiamat while i cooked dinner. I told her to press CTRL+3 when someone's HP went under 100% (Cure 3), and to cast CTRL+7 (Haste) every few minutes. LS said she was better than me. She also camped morbolger for 8 hours while i was at work. God i love her.

[Ksandra]

Well to nynja I've only given the I'm tired excuse once but that's because I had 5 hours till I had to go to work the next day and was infact dead tired.

Don't wrry it's not like I get mad at the guy, I just like to pull him away from the game once in awhile. Trust me in that he can do it to me anytime he wants. XD


Btw I love you people, let's make orgies and cookies.

[Metah]

Btw I love you people, let's make orgies and cookies.

......At the same time?

[Vobent]

kay

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

You just love being a cocktease dont you Ksandra...

[Ksandra]

You just love being a cocktease dont you Ksandra...

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyybbbbbbbbbeeeeeeee

[Daahan]

You just love being a cocktease dont you Ksandra...

i have defeated her cockteasing in the past

[Huggo]

Yin gives him strength.

[Xiona]

try shaving your legs and cooter, that should re-ignite his want to give you attention

[Huggo]

try shaving your legs and cooter, that should re-ignite his want to give you attention

As an aside... WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE NICKNAME FOR THE VAGINA?

[Axil]

try shaving your legs and cooter, that should re-ignite his want to give you attention

As an aside... WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE NICKNAME FOR THE VAGINA?

PERGINA