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    i agree with your whole "know how to satisfy your woman" thing.

    but still

    knowing hot to satisfy your woman while being in shape > knowing hot to satisfy your woman while being out of shape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daahan
    i agree with your whole "know how to satisfy your woman" thing.

    but still

    knowing hot to satisfy your woman while being in shape > knowing hot to satisfy your woman while being out of shape.
    Being in shape is good, but being out of shape doesn't hurt you that much.

    I think we're just having a term issue, to me someone out of shape isn't a lard ass who weezes as they walk up stairs. I consider myself to be out of shape compared to when i was playing baseball every day, but i'm still able to do everything i was then physically, except maybe run 6 miles in one sitting. I think you consider someone out of shape, to be obese and unable to do things physically at all, i could be wrong.

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    YOU BLACK, MIDNIGHT, EVIL MOTHERFUCKERS!!! BLACK MAGIC, DARKNESS!!! YOU RAW, DARKNESS!!! YOU, FUCKING, DELIRIOUS MOTHERFUCKER!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daahan
    i agree with your whole "know how to satisfy your woman" thing.

    but still

    knowing hot to satisfy your woman while being in shape > knowing hot to satisfy your woman while being out of shape.
    I'm just barely out of shape... I'm fine in bed.. well I'm told that I'm fine, pfft. >_>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daahan
    i agree with your whole "know how to satisfy your woman" thing.

    but still

    knowing hot to satisfy your woman while being in shape > knowing hot to satisfy your woman while being out of shape.
    Dahaan...

    Look at Ron Jeremy, the man is fugly and out of shape and pleases more women in the fingernail of his pinky finger than most men will in a life time.

    That being said, some other things about length is a bruised cervix, which could happen to smaller girls with normal guys.

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    When your girlfriend stumbles getting out of bed and falls to the floor disoriented...you will know that you have done well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyylya
    When your girlfriend stumbles getting out of bed and falls to the floor disoriented...you will know that you have done well.
    Or she slipped herself a little somethin' somethin' beforehand. :O

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    Quote Originally Posted by Palin
    I never understood the craze of penis size. Most women are intimidated by huge sizes such as 8 inches, and the guys would never get the full range of pleasure since they'd be unable to insert all of their penis into (most) women.

    Not only that, but size is pretty irrelevent in the long run. The most important thing is positioning and proper technique.
    Since when is 8 inches huge? I guess if that's huge, I feel a little better about myself. BTW, WTF at Magnum Condoms anyway? By Palin's definition I'd be huge, but I have no need fo Magnums. There's still a little left over length in standard condoms for me (though I suppose they are a little tight, but I figure to tight is safer than too loose so I'm not complaining).

    I'll also agree that from my experience, size isn't that important from the women I've been with in the past. My wife doesn't enjoy full penetration because she says it's painful. This keeps me from being able to get too crazy without leaving her curled in fetal position crying. It's definitely more about how you use it than how much you have.

    That said, I doubt any guy is gonna be able to do much with a 3 inch pencil dick.

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    Great Article.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yeargdribble
    Quote Originally Posted by Palin
    I never understood the craze of penis size. Most women are intimidated by huge sizes such as 8 inches, and the guys would never get the full range of pleasure since they'd be unable to insert all of their penis into (most) women.

    Not only that, but size is pretty irrelevent in the long run. The most important thing is positioning and proper technique.
    Since when is 8 inches huge? I guess if that's huge, I feel a little better about myself. BTW, WTF at Magnum Condoms anyway? By Palin's definition I'd be huge, but I have no need fo Magnums. There's still a little left over length in standard condoms for me (though I suppose they are a little tight, but I figure to tight is safer than too loose so I'm not complaining).
    I'm 7 1/4" (TMI, I know) and yes, regular condoms are long enough fine. However, they are so fucking tight that it feels like I'm wearing a cock-ring at the base, and it becomes painful. Magnums solve that problem, and the extra length just stays rolled up at the base. I've never had one slip off or break - they work great for me. Took like 3 girlfriends before I realized that my condoms were way too tight for me.

    However, now I'm just a fan of waiting the extra week for test results to come back on myself and a new partner and going without (most girls I meet are on the pill nowadays). If regular condoms don't feel like they're strangling your dick, or don't roll down all the way because you're too long, switch to a larger size. Just don't use Magnums unless you need them - there would be nothing worse, I'd imagine, than pulling one out, and having a girl look at the package, then look at your package, and chuckle.

    BTW, the average white adult male has a size of about 5 3/4"

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    Mine is 52 feet long, 12 feet wide, and it weighs a metric ton.

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    The best thing in the world is not having to use a condom at all

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    god uses my penis as a jump rope.

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