Have you had Sex?[Poll]

[Ziegus]

On a side note, tonight at the local sportsbar this girl out of nowheres says, you look like danny cooksey, I start to laugh... This could of been an easy lay, but ya....

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Salute your Shorts was a quality show. Anyway, voted Male - No. I was never good with women. I seem to freeze up just talking to anyone now Male or Female.

[GraveRobberX]

Not gonna lie I have 2 huge problems down there

Like I care anymore, I'm like 3-6 months away from death by cardiac arrest

1. I'm muslim (Pakistani), young muslim boys go thru a nice ritual they never are given a choice too..... Circumcision

When I was young (around 1.5-2 years) I had my extra skin cut off in my grandmothers house in Lahore (City in Pakistan, very Rural)
Back in the '80's + how Desi (a word describing western asian people) live in rural town, I was given the home medic treatment of let it heal naturally + keep the area nekkid for 2-3 days

Well I got circumcised in the blistering Pakistani summer, so I was left outside on a netted-bed under a tree for healing. Well to my surprise I was left near a fire-ant hill which for some reason reallly like to nibble on anything they get there mouth on... so the inevetiable happens and a chunk of pee pee goes bye bye

Now my penis isn't huge and has scars (3 of 'em) and it couldn't properly develop

2. Overweight/Blood problem

I'm morbidly obese (450lbs+), I have some issues with my blood and my nether region has a fungus that somehow has made a home thru my body
It dark, undead skin, with a putrid smell
Even after I shower the smell stays ><
Like dead rotting caracass (almost 15+ years I have hass this)
I have many skin tags due to being overweight which are non-maliginant tumors


So that entails while I will never get laid

I can achieve erection/ejaculation but those 2 hinder my chance of ever getting laid

So most likely I will die a virgin, woo hooo

Hope I get bonus points if I got to hell (I already picked out a house on Purgatory Lane intersecting Disaster Road)

[Fero]

Regardless of the extent of the injuries, when it comes to women, you just gotta be yourself. Make em laugh, smile, blush, etc. You'll find that woman someday who'll end up falling in love with you and vice versa. And even if something happens when the two of you can't have intercourse or something, sometimes the fact of being love and just spending time with that significant other is greater than the sex itself. :3

[Axil]

Regardless of the extent of the injuries, when it comes to women, you just gotta be yourself. Make em laugh, smile, blush, etc. You'll find that woman someday who'll end up falling in love with you and vice versa. And even if something happens when the two of you can't have intercourse or something, sometimes the fact of being love and just spending time with that significant other is greater than the sex itself. :3

LOL FAGGOT

just kidding

[Machazareel]

Regardless of the extent of the injuries, when it comes to women, you just gotta be yourself. Make em laugh, smile, blush, etc. You'll find that woman someday who'll end up falling in love with you and vice versa. And even if something happens when the two of you can't have intercourse or something, sometimes the fact of being love and just spending time with that significant other is greater than the sex itself. :3

I have yet to find a woman who's more interesting on her feet than on her knees tbh <.<

Of course, I'm a callous dick when it comes to women. >_>

[Axil]

Regardless of the extent of the injuries, when it comes to women, you just gotta be yourself. Make em laugh, smile, blush, etc. You'll find that woman someday who'll end up falling in love with you and vice versa. And even if something happens when the two of you can't have intercourse or something, sometimes the fact of being love and just spending time with that significant other is greater than the sex itself. :3

I have yet to find a woman who's more interesting on her feet than on her knees tbh <.<

Of course, I'm a callous dick when it comes to women. >_>

Im nice and not getting anything, fuck me in my stupid asshole

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

Regardless of the extent of the injuries, when it comes to women, you just gotta be yourself. Make em laugh, smile, blush, etc. You'll find that woman someday who'll end up falling in love with you and vice versa. And even if something happens when the two of you can't have intercourse or something, sometimes the fact of being love and just spending time with that significant other is greater than the sex itself. :3

I have yet to find a woman who's more interesting on her feet than on her knees tbh <.<

Of course, I'm a callous dick when it comes to women. >_>

Im nice and not getting anything, fuck me in my stupid asshole

Girls like assholes.

[Fero]

to each his own, i used to be a dick to women back in my younger years. i guess after the years went by i kinda started settlin down with one woman rather than jumpin around all the time

[Machazareel]

My problem is finding a woman I can carry on an actual conversation with. Most of the women here are fucking airheads... the attractive ones, at least.

[Fero]

where you from?

[Machazareel]

Norway, lol. We have plenty of hot women, but not too many are all that bright. She'll sit there talking about what she bought at the mall or some stupid shit like that, and I'll just sit there pretending to give a damn while I envision what I believe to be much better uses for her mouth.

[Fero]

lol doesn't sound too much different from the states. Nowadays most of the broad's around here are so hung up on themselves that finding one who you can carry a semi decent conversation with are slim pickins

[Axil]

holy shit i want to go to norway and be a viking too

[Nirokun!]

when people talk, you dont immediately start in on their personal psyche, the random, daily stuff that goes on gets ppl just chatting

if you're not interested in talking, thats probably a good sign that you shouldnt be in a relationship >.> (unless you found someone the same >.> what a world that would be )

[Machazareel]

Oh, I know, but you don't need to get personal for me to happy with the conversation, and I show alot of patience and listen to what they have to say, but even after I dated this one chick for like a year, I never heard her say anything remotely interesting.

Currently, women can be friends/fuck buddies for me, I have my male friends whom I can talk about deeper shit with.

[Axil]

when people talk, you dont immediately start in on their personal psyche, the random, daily stuff that goes on gets ppl just chatting

if you're not interested in talking, thats probably a good sign that you shouldnt be in a relationship >.> (unless you found someone the same >.> what a world that would be )

I do the exact opposite and either am too much for people, or a fucking amazing trip for others. Im like living LSD

[Heian]

when people talk, you dont immediately start in on their personal psyche, the random, daily stuff that goes on gets ppl just chatting

if you're not interested in talking, thats probably a good sign that you shouldnt be in a relationship >.> (unless you found someone the same >.> what a world that would be )

I do the exact opposite and either am too much for people, or a fucking amazing trip for others. Im like living LSD

Funny, when I licked you I didn't haulicinate afterwards.....

[Axil]

when people talk, you dont immediately start in on their personal psyche, the random, daily stuff that goes on gets ppl just chatting

if you're not interested in talking, thats probably a good sign that you shouldnt be in a relationship >.> (unless you found someone the same >.> what a world that would be )

I do the exact opposite and either am too much for people, or a fucking amazing trip for others. Im like living LSD

Funny, when I licked you I didn't haulicinate afterwards.....

But you cant remember what happened after you licked me

[Freight]

"Ya see, the problem is you're puttin' the pussy on a pedastle(sp?)." I had to do it.

[Machazareel]

Such a great movie