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    Pauli Shore knocked out during stand up routine.

    http://www.break.com/index/pauly_shore_knocked_out.html

    How could Richards not get knocked out and Shore gets floored (cue Michael Richards is funny and Pauli Shore is an idiot answer)? I wonder what he said to provoke them.

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    Kramer owns your soul.

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    I can only imagine how annoying he must be in person. Every movie of his I've seen (even the ones I liked, biodome was cool) had me wanting to knock him out within 5 minutes.

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    Pauly Shore has had that shit coming a loooooooong time.

    Then again, so does everyone who became famous for all the wrong reasons (Kato Kaelin, Paris Hilton, etc.)

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    never liked him but that is a crime

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert
    never liked him but that is a crime
    hes not that bad of a comedian :wink:

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    why did the cop wait until after he hit him to intervene

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    I don't like him either.

    And he barely touched him... what a crybaby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert
    why did the cop wait until after he hit him to intervene
    I suppose you live in a coastal state?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devek
    Quote Originally Posted by Robert
    why did the cop wait until after he hit him to intervene
    I suppose you live in a coastal state?
    lol, is security really that loose?

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    it was faked, Lex and Terry were busting his balls this morning.

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    Lets just say.. if a guy has it coming he has it coming. The cops are not going to interfere in that situation until its over. It is the smart thing to do, because if he had prevented him from punching that comedian out someone else would of wanted to do it later.. it might of made the situation more dangerous and on edge.

    Once he got punched, it was over and everyone was happy and thrilled. It made it a safe environment.

    Thats just how things go down in the midwest I suppose.

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    Yes, and I'm sure they had a big group hug afterward and went out for steaks.

    Seriously though, when you have to stoop to staged attacks on yourself in order to get publicity, it's time to stop. Of course in Shore's case he should have stopped a long time ago. Preferably before he started.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exoduso
    I don't like him either.

    And he barely touched him... what a crybaby.
    You see the size of the guy man? You'd be cryin too if he punched you in the face.

    Fucking rednecks man, they're all the same.

    You don't go to a comedy show and punch the comedian.

    Fuck southerners piss me off. And whoever supports taht punch is a fucking idiot too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kross
    Quote Originally Posted by Exoduso
    I don't like him either.

    And he barely touched him... what a crybaby.
    You see the size of the guy man? You'd be cryin too if he punched you in the face.

    Fucking rednecks man, they're all the same.

    You don't go to a comedy show and punch the comedian.

    Fuck southerners piss me off. And whoever supports taht punch is a fucking idiot too.
    lol, I was j/k. But yeah, it seemed like he totally missed his face.

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    if it was fake, oh well who cares.

    if it wasn't fake, pauly shore is gonna own all of that guys cars and all the cinder blocks that hold them up.

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    yeah it's possible that it was fake since there was nobody to protect Shore, and they had a good 5 minutes to do so.

    Maybe he was trying to mock Kramer?

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    By his last statement, "Fuck all you white people" or something along those lines, it could have been him mocking Kramer, rofl.

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    actually it was fake.

    The chief of police of Odessa Texas has issued a press release saying that the incident with Pauly Shore getting punched out at a Odessa comedy club was a hoax. He says it was a skit that went as planned and no one was ever in any danger and no one was hurt. An off-duty Odessa police officer was working at the club that night and was involved from the beginning. The statement says in part:

    "After viewing the video, the officer who was employed at the club in an off duty capacity, was contacted by investigators. The officer reported he had met with Mr. Shore prior to his set, and was asked top participate in the skit. The officer stated that the skit went as designed and that Shore was not injured in the designed skit."

    Um, I thought the reason to set up fake fights like this was so you can look cool. Does Shore think this made him look cool. Does he think this is gonna help him get laid. "She cant help but be impressed with the way I begged for mercy and cowered on stage, pleading with the cowboy not to hurt me as I panicked and wet myself…“

    http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1677

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