DAAHAN IS NOT BLACK AND I DONT LIKE HIM

[Alleya]

It is true that Daahan's epic wang is second only to mine.

74% of the universe's mass is unaccounted for and thought to be "dark energy." I submit that this is not so. The missing 74% is my penis. That's right. The sheer size of my wang binds the very fabics of the universe together.

[Kuya]

It is true that Daahan's epic wang is second only to mine.

74% of the universe's mass is unaccounted for and thought to be "dark energy." I submit that this is not so. The missing 74% is my penis. That's right. The sheer size of my wang binds the very fabics of the universe together.

Must suck not being able to get off then.

[asze]

Dude, Daahan's cock is the largest known to human-kind, horse-kind, and many, but not all, species of whale-kind. It is truly legendary.

He once broke a windshield with that epic wang while streaking one drunken night. And that, my friends, is the gospel truth.

Well considering that a whale's penis averages about 13-16 feet long, I'm gonna have to say that Daahan is prolly gonna die a virgin, because no woman, no matter how freaky, wants a cock thats 4 times her size. Big ones are nice, but damn.

Maybe he'll be forced to settle for a fat chick? ><;;

or maybe he can make it grow and shrink as he pleases. You know.. whale-huge for total destruction of mid-sized cities, shaping mountains, parting of certain bodies of water, and annihilation of car windshields. Then after the chaos is over and the dust settles, it shrinks down, on command of course, for sex with lots of hot women.

We'll have to ask him.

So Daahan.... Above... Yes? No? Tell us!

He'll use the folds.

[Mysterio]

Dude, Daahan's cock is the largest known to human-kind, horse-kind, and many, but not all, species of whale-kind. It is truly legendary.

He once broke a windshield with that epic wang while streaking one drunken night. And that, my friends, is the gospel truth.

Well considering that a whale's penis averages about 13-16 feet long, I'm gonna have to say that Daahan is prolly gonna die a virgin, because no woman, no matter how freaky, wants a cock thats 4 times her size. Big ones are nice, but damn.

lol@ the fact you know and/or looked that up :D

whos the size queen again? lol

[SilverBreeze]

Dude, Daahan's cock is the largest known to human-kind, horse-kind, and many, but not all, species of whale-kind. It is truly legendary.

He once broke a windshield with that epic wang while streaking one drunken night. And that, my friends, is the gospel truth.

Well considering that a whale's penis averages about 13-16 feet long, I'm gonna have to say that Daahan is prolly gonna die a virgin, because no woman, no matter how freaky, wants a cock thats 4 times her size. Big ones are nice, but damn.

lol@ the fact you know and/or looked that up :D

whos the size queen again? lol

Discovery Channel my love, Discovery Channel :D

[Mysterio]

Dude, Daahan's cock is the largest known to human-kind, horse-kind, and many, but not all, species of whale-kind. It is truly legendary.

He once broke a windshield with that epic wang while streaking one drunken night. And that, my friends, is the gospel truth.

Well considering that a whale's penis averages about 13-16 feet long, I'm gonna have to say that Daahan is prolly gonna die a virgin, because no woman, no matter how freaky, wants a cock thats 4 times her size. Big ones are nice, but damn.

lol@ the fact you know and/or looked that up :D

whos the size queen again? lol

Discovery Channel my love, Discovery Channel :D

SilverBreeze's evasion skill rises 0.5!

LOL

[Daahan]

well, the story behind Chumbelina's comment is.

Back in high school on homecoming night senior year, my group of friends and I got completely hammered and went streaking.

Well, we ran past a car that had its windshield shattered (we didn't do it) so I just told everyone my wang did it.

[Huggo]

well, the story behind Chumbelina's comment is.

Back in high school on homecoming night senior year, my group of friends and I got completely hammered and went streaking.

Well, we ran past a car that had its windshield shattered (we didn't do it) so I just told everyone my wang did it.

There you have it, folks. He said it, so it must be true.

[Rocl]

well, the story behind Chumbelina's comment is.

Back in high school on homecoming night senior year, my group of friends and I got completely hammered and went streaking.

Well, we ran past a car that had its windshield shattered (we didn't do it) so I just told everyone my wang did it.

Don't be so modest.

[Daahan]

well, the story behind Chumbelina's comment is.

Back in high school on homecoming night senior year, my group of friends and I got completely hammered and went streaking.

Well, we ran past a car that had its windshield shattered (we didn't do it) so I just told everyone my wang did it.

Don't be so modest.

fine.

my wang is so big, it not only breaks windshields, but it also worked as blue prints for the Chinese in the construction of the Great Wall of China.

[Chumbelina]

well, the story behind Chumbelina's comment is.

Back in high school on homecoming night senior year, my group of friends and I got completely hammered and went streaking.

Well, we ran past a car that had its windshield shattered (we didn't do it) so I just told everyone my wang did it.

Don't be so modest.

fine.

my wang is so big, it not only breaks windshields, but it also worked as blue prints for the Chinese in the construction of the Great Wall of China.

Hmm... using a wang as blueprints for a building... that kinda reminds me of the original cover of The Little Mermaid, how that one tower is a penislol. Cue picture!