do you shave your box/sack? maybe nsfw

[Kuya]

which they intend for me to suck for a long time.

LONG TIME LOVE?

[Axil]

God you guys post faster than I can beat my monkey.

I CANT KEEP UP!

I know hes Brazillian but this is how i imagine you
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[SilverBreeze]

hi silverbreeze <3 i misses u

I miss you too sweetheart, lets have some fun later, k?

[Axil]

TitieMcboob: hahahahhahaha
Lil Flareon 182: oh dear ROFL

[Kuya]

Is that the monkey?

And dont bitch at me, Venture Brothers is on.

[Lbelle]

belle i miss you too, lets make out later. and rofls lollllll you make me giggle about you know what

I know, I giggle about it too LOL. and OMG SILVERBREEZE IMS ME ROFL "I wanna know more!"

oooohhhh noes. And Santa just let me in on a little secret. "its not that it takes so long its that it happens so infrequently that guys just drag it out LOL!"

Makes sense, but I mean the girl is kinda being nice by putting your dick in her mouth for 10-15 (sometimes?), you should be nice by having the dick ready in a way that it isn't fucking repulsive for her to suck, so you can both enjoy the longwaited experience right??

[Boyiee]

I started out by reading a post and then clicking back to general discussion to see if anything new has been posted... but I think i'm going to have to start F5ing it.

[Anyway]

You guys bitching about it taking 5 minutes for a girl to get off is gay, since it seems to take a while for guys to get off (specially if they're drunk...). And even if they tell you how to do it exactly and they tell you ohemgee this feels sooo good, they still take a while!

Because in reality alot of girls suck at blowjobs.
It's true, really too many.
Lots of girls, I take forever to get off. Some not at all unless I help them.
Then there's the good ones, where I last like 2 minutes and I'm done.

Use your hands too ladies! Sucking on it like a lollipop does not work! Nibbling is NOT okay unless stated beforehand. It's not cool to stop halfway through cause you're bored. Last time I checked girls don't get blue balls... or blue labias. Whatever.

Sorry, bad experiences.

[Warudo Ecksu]

god belle im sorry you went through that. anyways, next time you get in bed with a hairy dude, here's what you do so you don't seem like such a bitch. say you have to go to the bathroom. send me a txt to call you. ill call and be like "omg leah you have to come pick me up, im stranded on the side of the road" or some shit, and then you have an excuse to kick him out.

[Kyreth]

I don't see why guys are complaining so much about going down on girls. I enjoy eating pussy. Making a girl cum is such a turn on, not to mention that fact that you are much more likely to have the favor returned.

QFT. Want to know the best way to have your partner driving you wild in bed? Race to see who drives the other one crazy first. Works every time. If going down on your manhood works wonders for you, well it goes both ways. And too much fuzz down there tends to make it tougher to do right. YMMV.

[Boyiee]

I understand how you feel. Only one girl i've ever been with was able to get me off by giving me head. Usually after a few minutes I try and turn it into sex. Most girls are terrible at it, but then again i'm sure most guys are terrible at eating a girl out too.

[Axil]

god belle im sorry you went through that. anyways, next time you get in bed with a hairy dude, here's what you do so you don't seem like such a bitch. say you have to go to the bathroom. send me a txt to call you. ill call and be like "omg leah you have to come pick me up, im stranded on the side of the road" or some shit, and then you have an excuse to kick him out.

Or we could just have an amazing threesome? god please dont make fun of me anymore

[Kuya]

Because in reality alot of girls suck at blowjobs.

Perphaps we need more gay men to indoctrinate our women in the art of cock suckage?

[Anyway]

Because in reality alot of girls suck at blowjobs.

Perphaps we need more gay men to indoctrinate our women in the art of cock suckage?

Or just train women on deep throating techniques. Yep I said it.

[SilverBreeze]

It seems that most men treat women giving blowjobs as a job, and by eating us out they're doing us a "favor". It doesn't fucking work like that.

[Boyiee]

Because in reality alot of girls suck at blowjobs.

Perphaps we need more gay men to indoctrinate our women in the art of cock suckage?

lol everyone could use some help somewhere at something, there is always something new to be learned. I don't usually care to much if a girl sucks at a bj though, I rather eat a girl out than get a bj.

[Tyche]

How is anyone terrible at eating a girl out. Circular motions and stick your finger one knuckle deep in her pooper. Drives em wild!

[Axil]

How is anyone terrible at eating a girl out. Circular motions and stick your finger one knuckle deep in her pooper. Drives em wild!

Oh my

[Warudo Ecksu]

Or we could just have an amazing threesome? god please dont make fun of me anymore

oops i just made fun of you in teh other thread. ill stop. im not getting anything done in game

[Axil]

Or we could just have an amazing threesome? god please dont make fun of me anymore

oops i just made fun of you in teh other thread. ill stop. im not getting anything done in game

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