do you shave your box/sack? maybe nsfw

[Kuya]

And now we see the juicy stuff.

Or just train women on deep throating techniques. Yep I said it.

It has been said.

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

How is anyone terrible at eating a girl out. Circular motions and stick your finger one knuckle deep in her pooper. Drives em wild!

If it doesnt repulse them first.

No really, if they're willing to do it they enjoy it...but they arent always willing...

[Anyway]

so what do you girls think about playing "just the tip"

[Tyche]

That was tounge in cheek, but seriously, me and 3 other friends used to go to hooters every wednesday night like religion. We'd get stupid drunk and probably say things we shouldnt say. One of my buddies said when he's fucking his now wife doggystyle, he'd stick his finger in her butt one-knuckle-deep. This was over a year ago he told me that, and i've still yet to get up the nerve to try it. Girls chime in and tell me what kind of reaction i will expect.

[Demosthenes11]

It seems that most men treat women giving blowjobs as a job, and by eating us out they're doing us a "favor". It doesn't fucking work like that.

I think I enjoy eating out as much as I do BJs...guys that feel it is a chore are either retarded, gay (no offense), or assholes

[Xavier]

Cue the Team America speech about assholes shitting on dicks or w/e

[Axil]

Cue the Team America speech about assholes shitting on dicks or w/e

Dicks fuck pussies and assholes, but if they didnt sometimes fuck assholes, you would get shit all up in your pussy

[Tyche]

Cue the Team America speech about assholes shitting on dicks or w/e

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks! And the Film Actors' Guild!.. are pussies. And Kim Jong Il!.. is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks!.. because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole... is a dick... with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't apporoporate, and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies... all covered in shit.

[Kyreth]

It seems that most men treat women giving blowjobs as a job, and by eating us out they're doing us a "favor". It doesn't fucking work like that.

I generally consider any woman willing to give me oral sex as doing me above and beyond the norm. If they can do it well, I usually consider them a minor deity of pleasure. As for doing it back? It's not a "favor", it's one of the ways nature made sure men could keep going as long as a woman wanted to get off, which is a metric fuckton longer than the average man can hold off an orgasm themselves.

If the average guy learned how to go down properly, know how to find a G-spot with their fingers, and actually put toys to good use- most women wouldn't want them to leave the house for a week straight.

[Axil]

This thread is full of prudes

[Xavier]

Its only half full of pubes though.

[Warudo Ecksu]

one last post before i go pick some herbs

Ninja style Jen (12:29:38 AM): you're gay
Ninja style Jen (12:29:41 AM): david
Ninja style Jen (12:29:46 AM): DAVID
TitieMcboob (12:29:48 AM): what
TitieMcboob (12:29:51 AM): jennifer
Ninja style Jen (12:29:52 AM): ho ho ho check

owned

[Axil]

BADUMCHA

[Kuya]

Its only half full of pubes though.

Oh your good.

[Anyway]

This thread is full of prudes

NO SIR THIS THREAD IS FULL OF PRUNES
http://img272.imageshack.us/img272/8653/prunessx1.jpg

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

Why do you derail greatness with prunes?

gtfo anyway

THEY'RE FUCKING ONIONS

[Axil]

This thread is full of prudes

NO SIR THIS THREAD IS FULL OF PRUNES
http://img272.imageshack.us/img272/8653/prunessx1.jpg

There are too many old people here, I cant do this

[Kuya]

How does one sniff panty, when the female to which the panties belong to, does not shave?!?

[Anyway]

Why do you derail greatness with prunes?

gtfo anyway

THEY'RE FUCKING ONIONS

YOU'RE A FUCKING ONION

[Stilgar]

Sorry Stilgar, let me correct what I said. I wouldn't kick him out of my bed, I'd be a bitch and make something up. Like say I had something to do the next morning, or all of a sudden I had to pick a friend up, or all of a sudden I had to puke in the toilet and didn't feel like doing it anymore after I sat in the bathroom for five minutes. You know. Bitchy stuff. Cause I'm a bitch...for not liking guys with alot of pubic hair...cause that totally makes sense.

<3 /bg/

Now that's more like it. If a woman asked me to shave for her, I could probably do that. I wouldn't do it of my own accord, but as a favor maybe. And if you'd give up a good romp in the sack just because you can't control your irrational revulsion to fucking pubes, then damn, I'm sorry, you must not enjoy sex very much.