do you shave your box/sack? maybe nsfw

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

Haxil is better than nerd, he's right. And can we stop derailing this thread with the 4wayness and talk about boys not shaving some more cause it's funny how they QQ about it.

I'd never shave for you, ho

So that means you'd have TWO jewfros?!!?!?! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

oh god I would say something witty but lmfao

[Axil]

sets just post all his pics on this thread ! !

i'm done i dont want haxil to retaliate.

I didnt save it out of kindness

[Xiona]

And Xiona, that's only the 2nd story I've heard of a guy having to fake an orgasm, and it was pretty funny to read =p

its actually not the only time ive faked it lol. the first time i faked one was when i was 16. i had an apartment with a friend and i always had parties and shit. well i ran into this one girl i went to elementary school and she kinda let herself go, as in put on some pounds. i was catching up on old times with her and had some friends over. well this girl goes "you mind if i change, i dont want to hang out in these work clothes". my response was go for it, the bathroom is over there.. and i proceeded to go back to talking to my friends.

well 3 min later my friends have this look of "wtf" on their faces so i turn around and shes wearing her white button down work shirt unbuttoned.. and underwear and bra, nope nothing else just that. i had no idea what to do, as did any of my friends. so we tried to ignore it... for 45 minutes she acted like it was nothing and finally my friends (the dick heads they are) go, "WELL Dan we're gonna get headed out... have fun talk to ya later!" and bolted out before i could even say a thing.

now im alone, in my apt, with a half naked chubby girl who im not attracted to. i did the only logical thing, i said, "Damn im fuckin tired, im gonna goto sleep now. just lock up when you wanna take off"

i ran into my room, threw on some shorts and a shirt and laid down... only to hear the door open and feel her slither up next to me. i played dead basically but she apparently didnt care and was determined to wake me up... she started playing with my cock.

now in case girls you didnt know this, a guy can get hard and still not want it lol. shit most of the time it throws reason out the window. my mind was in control and trying to throw out all the excuses short of "GET THE HELL OFF MA DICK", until she says "i really wanna suck your cock"............................

i said "umm i am really tired" but by the time i finished that sentence she was already on it. basically i devised the only way to get her off me was to make it the worst sexual experience ever.

so i threw the condom on and started convulsing on her. not even thrusting like shaking side to side and shit ahah. then in a loud "URRAAGGGG" i acted like i came and ran to the bathroom where i jerked off so the boner would go away.

she never talked to me again after that lovely performance but now im apart of the "i fucked a fat chick" club even though i didnt want it haha

[Kuya]

Well thanks to a combination of Perfect Hair Forever (fiting for this thread) and Venture Brothers, and this thread I have managed to not do any house work today, at all.

Smells like victory.

[Demosthenes]

What the shit! Too many posts in no time. I give up, I'll continue from this page.

[Boyiee]

I honestly think the whole "Omg I won't shave because I'm not gay" is the biggest sack of shit ever. Since when did shaving your pubic area begin to be labeled as gay?

I was labled as "metro" for it earlier. I think it's closer than gay, but still wrong nonetheless.

[Axil]

wow you had an appt. at 16

[Lbelle]

long funny story

Fucking. R.o.f.l. that is fucking hilarious omgmdgklsjfkshahahahahaha

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

wow you had an appt. at 16

Yeah...

but roflicious

[SilverBreeze]

Damn Xiona you always have the best stories XD Seems like you have quite the experiences (especially bad) when it comes to women and having to fake it. Seriously, how many time have you had to fake it?

[Axil]

wow you had an appt. at 16

Yeah...

but roflicious

roflicious and awesome at the same time, my dad did that but then again he was a fuck up, I hope you werent xiona

[Boyiee]

Always heard fatchicks gave the best head though, you shoulda just let her do her thing lol.

[Axil]

I wouldve let her do whatever just so I could tell Leah and freak her out

[finale23]

but now im apart of the "i fucked a fat chick" club even though i didnt want it haha

oh comon, that's rite of passage, every guy here has had at least one of those.

[Axil]

but now im apart of the "i fucked a fat chick" club even though i didnt want it haha

oh comon, that's rite of passage, every guy here has had at least one of those.

Leah could tell you all about layin fat chicks

[Lbelle]

but now im apart of the "i fucked a fat chick" club even though i didnt want it haha

oh comon, that's rite of passage, every guy here has had at least one of those.

Leah could tell you all about layin fat chicks

Not me, but I'm sure alot of guys in bgwow could. I don't see why fat chicks would be better at it than medium/skinny girls though. Also, when you're getting your dick sucked or having sex, and you dont find the girl attractive can your boner go down right there? If you didnt find the fat girl attractive would your boner go down if all of a sudden some of her flab hit you in the face or something?

[SilverBreeze]

That's one explanation I wouldn't mind listening to. Inform us please Xiona :D

[Sho]

but now im apart of the "i fucked a fat chick" club even though i didnt want it haha

oh comon, that's rite of passage, every guy here has had at least one of those.

Leah could tell you all about layin fat chicks

Not me, but I'm sure alot of guys in bgwow could. I don't see why fat chicks would be better at it than medium/skinny girls though. Also, when you're getting your dick sucked or having sex, and you dont find the girl attractive can your boner go down right there? If you didnt find the fat girl attractive would your boner go down if all of a sudden some of her flab hit you in the face or something?

Yes it can... I usually try and get it off before it goes down, however. Or I close my eyes right there and imagine getting head from a sexy ass porn star or something, by me some time. Gotta use strategy for the less attractive ones.

haha make ya look D:

[Axil]

but now im apart of the "i fucked a fat chick" club even though i didnt want it haha

oh comon, that's rite of passage, every guy here has had at least one of those.

Leah could tell you all about layin fat chicks

Not me, but I'm sure alot of guys in bgwow could. I don't see why fat chicks would be better at it than medium/skinny girls though. Also, when you're getting your dick sucked or having sex, and you dont find the girl attractive can your boner go down right there? If you didnt find the fat girl attractive would your boner go down if all of a sudden some of her flab hit you in the face or something?

no

[Boyiee]

but now im apart of the "i fucked a fat chick" club even though i didnt want it haha

oh comon, that's rite of passage, every guy here has had at least one of those.

Leah could tell you all about layin fat chicks

Not me, but I'm sure alot of guys in bgwow could. I don't see why fat chicks would be better at it than medium/skinny girls though. Also, when you're getting your dick sucked or having sex, and you dont find the girl attractive can your boner go down right there? If you didnt find the fat girl attractive would your boner go down if all of a sudden some of her flab hit you in the face or something?

Yes - you can go soft because of the girl being pretty much a pillow that talks. It's a situation you don't want to find yourself in because it's really hard to come up with a reason why on the spot.

ninja edit: i've had it happen lol.