
Originally Posted by
Xiona
these all happened to me lol.
if you want further elaboration, my boss at work bought me the bottle. i was so drunk my idea of cleaning up the puke was to take my blanket and cover/smear the huge pile up. in the morning when i woke up my friend had puked on himself in a bean bag chair. i had to goto the laundromat with a giant garbage bag filled with puke saturated stuff.
oh and did you know that dried vomit when placed in the washer with certain fabrics makes these little puke balls? anyways i went to the hannaford next to my house and got some pet carpet cleaner (pets throw up so i figured it'd work) and yea it does work.
her name is Leah, my other friends were Jessica and John.
ive had a lot of misadventures lol, im certain someone else has gone through my same situations. ive broken a 12 pack of condoms on the same girl in the same attempt, ive had dogs howl and lick me when im pounding the hell out of their owner, ive had sex with a girl and her best friend and their reply to me was "well 2 outta 3 aint bad" because i was working on and almost got the 3rd friend lol, i lost my virginity in the woods during finals in high school, ive deflowered a psycho, the first time i put it in a girls ass i wasnt aware that i might get a little brown on the dick until after i pulled it out, and ive also been homeless and actually started sleeping with this one girl so i could have a place to sleep lol
ive had many many more exciting moments all with a fairly interesting story, im sure there are going to be similarities between me and you or you or you.
oh oh if you are ever bored and live in a college town near the bars i have something that i did that will be full of win.
step 1: borrow a dildo froma friend, preferably a flesh colored one
step 2: go downstairs
step 3: have your friends look on
step 4: place dildo in pants hanging out zipper so it looks like you have a raging hardon pointing at people
step 5: wave, say hi and flirt with every girl that walks by
this is always good for some fun, especailly when the bars are getting in or letting out haha