I have several in front of me, and more in the fridge, but even with that I cant refuse lol.
0 - I'm saving myself for marriage, or Angelina Jolie.
1-3 - I'm pretty inexperienced, or I just have one partner I nail all the time.
4-6 - I'm pretty average but there's a lot of times I could have gotten more ass.
7-10 - I've been around the block.
11-15 - I've been around the block, and with their brothers and/or sisters.
16-30 - I star in adult films.
31+ - I'm a slut, actually I'm 50 years old so it evens out, some years I didn't get any.
I have several in front of me, and more in the fridge, but even with that I cant refuse lol.
I'm selective too, it is nice that i'm not the only guy besides the one waiting for marraige that also turns down alot of people. Sometimes I've just got better things to do, or people.Originally Posted by Xiona
Originally Posted by Boyiee
lol
yea sometimes im just not "feeling" the sex part with them. i was messing around with this one girl and i really didnt want to sleep with her. i mean not at the time at least, i just wanted to play with her box and her play with my wwwhhhaannggg. anywho, im licking her who-ha and she goes "fuck me now". i said "just lay back, i dont wanna fuck right now"
apparently this makes women crazy or something... she sat up and kept trying to grab my dick and pull it inside her. mean while im like no stop haha i dont wanna right now. shes yelling at me to fuck her, and trying to sneak her pussy onto my cock. dont get me wrong it was hot, but i just wasnt in the mood. so i did the only thing i could to stop her, i led her on.
i said, "you want this?" she said "YES now", i said "i want you to watch me warm him up for you"
so i sat up and started jerking off, shes doing the whole rubbing my legs and balls thing. she goes "is he warm enough", i went, "oh yea hes ready now" and proceeded to spray nut butter peter north style on her tits lol. from which i replied "oops, oven was too hot i guess"
she wasnt happy but she took what she could get and let me finish her off without sex lol.
hahahahahahahahahahaha
that's fucking awesome lmao. I usually have a problem saying no. If I go that far with someone I probably planned or hoped to have sex with them anyway. There were many times when I physically couldn't, and I would say I was raped however. I don't drink too much at parties anymore, I've been taken advantage of a few times. Luckily, they weren't girls I'd have been made fun of over, because friends definitely watched and/or knew.
You guys are ust exagerating the dullness of my life
...Originally Posted by Axil
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And his tooOriginally Posted by Jooeetheplatypus
holy shit xiona ...
tell us more
Originally Posted by Xiona
LMAO.
Xiona's stories are always so fucking awesome, you should seriously write a book about your crazy sex adventures, I'd read it...
Xiona is the world of sex's Hunter S Thompson
Well, if we're going into crazy-batshit sex stories, I must oblige...
This is what you call "forum suicide".
http://www.xanga.com/archibaldcrane/44721889/item.html
Oh, and no tl;dr - it's worth it.
And lolxanga.
GAWD DAYUMN archibald
You sir, have my respect. That is indeed pretty brave of you.Originally Posted by archibaldcrane
Took the words right out of my mouth. Have more respect for you than most people I know personally, some people so easily treat others like trash, and forget that we're all human, given that same situation in different shoes, think of how you would want to be treated. I think that everyone can learn something by reading that, Thanks for sharing.Originally Posted by Kytele
4 @ 22, lost virginity @ 16... am I pimp juice now?
Getting BJs and going down on women however... my god, such a high number. @_@
that's a great story. i could never have handled that situation or the truth as well as you did.Originally Posted by archibaldcrane
/would probably storm out the house immediately
Guess I'm a whore @ 17, age 23. I certainly dont get a porn stars paycheck. Lost the cherry at 15 to a 21 year old.