BITCH LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING
BITCH LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING
rofl wowOriginally Posted by Kuya
Ahahahaha She prolly scrapes her ass on the ground like a dog.Originally Posted by Tonko
Well she might be really fugly. You never know.Originally Posted by killerx
It's fun, but it's far from a deal breaker. If my partner wasn't into it, I'm sure I'd cope fine without it.
Isn't that why god invented paper bags?
Could just be really fat.Originally Posted by killerx
i'm about 300 pounds irl. i like to hide cheetos in my fat rolls so when i get hungry, i just have to reach down and pull them out instead of walking to the kitchen.Originally Posted by Jooeetheplatypus
i used to hide gummi bears in my fat rolls but they got kinda sticky in the summer when i get hot and sweaty so i had to stop.
Females need to talk like this more often.Originally Posted by Setsuko
Theyll talk like it if you know how to get it out of them, setsuko is just honestOriginally Posted by Epical
That's not the only thing. True story, friend of my brother got crabs in his eyebrows/eyelashes when he was a senior in high school. He had just turned 18 and decided to celebrate at a local strip club that doesn't really have a good uhhh reputation(alot of the girls, i'd pay to put their clothes back on). Well, sure enough, he paid to get a "private lap dance" and got more than he asked for.Originally Posted by Tonko
Honestly, I would eat those gummi bears. Call it a fetish but those would be some awesome gummi bears.Originally Posted by Setsuko
Goddamn I could use some gummi bears right about now.
more cushion for the pushin
im j/k, im 117 pounds and ask haxil if im hotOriginally Posted by killerx
is she hot?Originally Posted by Setsuko
Damnit sets, ruining my funOriginally Posted by Setsuko
would you eat the gummi bears out of my fat rolls?Originally Posted by Jooeetheplatypus
Thats just sick. I'd call the health department on that one.Originally Posted by Anyway
im kidding too sorry u had to be the one in the middle of the jokes lol kinda sorta sorry but not really?
do you think i really felt badOriginally Posted by killerx