For girls, would you take it up the butt?

[Anyway]

Ass herpes O_o?

You can get herpes anywhere. Cold sores are a form of herpes virus.

That's not the only thing. True story, friend of my brother got crabs in his eyebrows/eyelashes when he was a senior in high school. He had just turned 18 and decided to celebrate at a local strip club that doesn't really have a good uhhh reputation(alot of the girls, i'd pay to put their clothes back on). Well, sure enough, he paid to get a "private lap dance" and got more than he asked for.

Thats just sick. I'd call the health department on that one.

Settled out of court. lol.

[Zigma]

any female who says they would not take it up the butt is flat out lying or as had some really terrible sex partners.

not really. i dont want stuff in my bum, and my bf would just have to accept that.

You see, It's not something to up and out get into. You just don't say "Hey, Honey, Can I stick it in the butt?" Ofcourse she will say no. You have to 'train' her to start liking it without ever letting her know. You do this by starting out small.

While you're slamming her in the back doggy style, You use 1 hand to keep the rythem going and the other one as your tool. You slowly pet her ass and spread it. You start throwing saliva in so she gets a feeling of how it feels to have stuff there besides human waste coming out. If things are really hot you start going towards the butt hole and you let it go like that for a while. You then inch closer and closer each time until you have your thumb over the hole and you lightly stick it in and out. Eventually after a few days/how ever long it takes, She'll accept this as something you like to do and you'll be finding yourself with a thumb up your ass everytime you guys do it and you'll be enjoying it.

He should continue to work with this until one day he'll just flat out suprise you and stick it in there and you'll enjoy it because if you didn't mind the thumb and found it nice, you'll more than def like the p in the b.


no fkers, I'm not gay.

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

who dosn't after that comment]

Well she might be really fugly. You never know.

i'm about 300 pounds irl. i like to hide cheetos in my fat rolls so when i get hungry, i just have to reach down and pull them out instead of walking to the kitchen.

i used to hide gummi bears in my fat rolls but they got kinda sticky in the summer when i get hot and sweat so i had to stop.

Honestly, I would eat those gummi bears. Call it a fetish but those would be some awesome gummi bears.

Goddamn I could use some gummi bears right about now.

would you eat the gummi bears out of my fat rolls?

I'd start by having you walk around for a few minutes to get nice and sweaty. Then I'd have you lay down and lick up all the sweat with a nice gummi bear treat once in a while. When I get to a red one I'll go up and kiss you, sticking the red gummi bear in your mouth.

Oh yeah, theres more where that came from baby

[Epical]

Are you gay Zigma?

[Boyiee]

any female who says they would not take it up the butt is flat out lying or as had some really terrible sex partners.

not really. i dont want stuff in my bum, and my bf would just have to accept that.

You see, It's not something to up and out get into. You just don't say "Hey, Honey, Can I stick it in the butt?" Ofcourse she will say no. You have to 'train' her to start liking it without ever letting her know. You do this by starting out small.

While you're slamming her in the back doggy style, You use 1 hand to keep the rythem going and the other one as your tool. You slowly pet her ass and spread it. You start throwing saliva in so she gets a feeling of how it feels to have stuff there besides human waste coming out. If things are really hot you start going towards the butt hole and you let it go like that for a while. You then inch closer and closer each time until you have your thumb over the hole and you lightly stick it in and out. Eventually after a few days/how ever long it takes, She'll accept this as something you like to do and you'll be finding yourself with a thumb up your ass everytime you guys do it and you'll be enjoying it.

He should continue to work with this until one day he'll just flat out suprise you and stick it in there and you'll enjoy it because if you didn't mind the thumb and found it nice, you'll more than def like the p in the b.


no fkers, I'm not gay.

reading this as im eating chicken tortillini alfredo... interesting result.

[Zigma]

Are you gay Zigma?

Nope

[miokomioko]

yeah... this is getting out of hand... haha

[Exoduso]

look what Raikku did by making this topic... and the fucker went to sleep lol.

[Warudo Ecksu]

i'll start gaining weight now so we can try that someday

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

I cant wait to explore every roll on your eventually large body.

[Warudo Ecksu]

you should ask haxil for permission though

[Epical]

Are you gay Zigma?

Nope

I just read it again... you sure?

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

Well, I think if I give him a shot at leah he'll let me have a shot with you. Seems like a fair trade off.

[miokomioko]

As graphic as Zigma's post was, it's pretty true. It's not going to be an out-of-the-blue "hey, I'm bored of the vagina and mouth thing, let me put this in your ass." Unless your inebriated beyond recognition, I don't think that will ever sound appetizing. Slowly experimenting and progressing towards that step is the way to go, hence my comment "baby steps."

As much as I wish not to mention anything of the sort, I have a little experience in this department >_>

[Zigma]

Are you gay Zigma?

Nope

I just read it again... you sure?

Man, I'd never take it up the butt but if knowing how to give chicks multiple orgasms makes you gay then yes, I am gay.

[Warudo Ecksu]

Are you gay Zigma?

Nope

I just read it again... you sure?

Man, I'd never take it up the butt but if knowing how to give chicks multiple orgasms makes you gay then yes, I am gay.

I have orgasms just fine with vaginal sex.

[Sho]

As graphic as Zigma's post was, it's pretty true. It's not going to be an out-of-the-blue "hey, I'm bored of the vagina and mouth thing, let me put this in your ass." Unless your inebriated beyond recognition, I don't think that will ever sound appetizing. Slowly experimenting and progressing towards that step is the way to go, hence my comment "baby steps."

As much as I wish not to mention anything of the sort, I have a little experience in this department >_>

[Axil]

Mio you live in SF? Im always curious about BG peeps from the bay area :S

[Huggo]

I'm still lol'ing that the backstabbing bitch got an STD. (She cheated on me twice.)

[Shuemue]

Mio you live in SF? Im always curious about BG peeps from the bay area :S

You want Mio for anal because Setsuko denies you? o_O