Who Would Win: Batman v. Superman

[Jeryhn]

A superhero for all intents and purposes doesn't necessarily need to have powers to be categorized as such.

This is the correct answer.

[miokomioko]

To fight amongst themselves, powers are a necessity and having a utility belt and being a good samaritan isn't going to do it.

I'd call Batman a hero, but not a superhero because he's not super, just rich.

[Ryko]

A super hero operates within the means they have to defeat a rogues gallery typically around their level of ability. For example, spidey is a super hero by your definition and there's absolutely no way his ass wouldnt get handed to him by a villiain like galactus or hell, even apocalypse. I'd put daredevil and batman on the same level of ability and one definitely has powers whereas the other doesn't.

[Remyo]

galactus or hell, even apocalypse.

id like to see them duke it out.

[miokomioko]

The moral of the story is: Batman sucks and anyone with any kind of super powers could kick his ass. (Telling penguins to do things is not a super power, nor is using nerve gas, nor is having a gun that freezes shit, nor is telling ridills)

P.S. Having a sidekick is a prerequisite to sucking.

[Sho]

The moral of the story is: Batman sucks and anyone with any kind of super powers could kick his ass. (Telling penguins to do things is not a super power, nor is using nerve gas, nor is having a gun that freezes shit, nor is telling ridills)

P.S. Having a sidekick is a prerequisite to sucking.

Exactly why Sups got his ass handed to him 3 times already by the Batty One.

[Remyo]

but then that would call into question many other "superheroes". Like green arrow, green lantern, zatana, cyborg, iron man, hawkeye, etc.

[Anyway]

I've never understood why people even like Superman. In my opinion, he is incredibly incredibly lame. HEY let's give him every single super power EVER and see what happens! Boooooooooring.

[Ryko]

Batman's taken out the entire justice league on his own, the only one coming even close to kicking his ass being the flash (and that's probably because he's the only one remotely as smart as bats in the entire group, as evidenced by the way he was saying he could kill bats in an instant, not the "you're just a human" crap but rather "I could vibrate my fist into your head and make your brain explode before you even saw me coming" instead.) Hell, aquaman is more of a superhero by your definition...

lol aquaman

've never understood why people even like Superman. In my opinion, he is incredibly incredibly lame. HEY let's give him every single super power EVER and see what happens! Boooooooooring.

They like him because he's a walking deus ex machina.

id like to see them duke it out.

Apocalypse wouldnt last a second.

[Anyway]

Batman's taken out the entire justice league on his own, the only one coming even close to kicking his ass being the flash (and that's probably because he's the only one remotely as smart as bats in the entire group, as evidenced by the way he was saying he could kill bats in an instant, not the "you're just a human" crap but rather "I could vibrate my fist into your head and make your brain explode before you even saw me coming" instead.) Hell, aquaman is more of a superhero by your definition...

lol aquaman

've never understood why people even like Superman. In my opinion, he is incredibly incredibly lame. HEY let's give him every single super power EVER and see what happens! Boooooooooring.

They like him because he's a walking deus ex machina.

But the real question is... does Aquaman eat seafood?

[Raineh]

Batman, Clearly..........





Cuz superman isnt real duh...

[Jeryhn]

But the real question is... does Aquaman eat seafood?

I don't think he even eats, ony needs to be hydrated.

Also lol Aquaman

[Heian]

Galctus could just blink Apocalypse out of exsistenice.

[solsovly]

But the real question is... does Aquaman eat seafood?

I don't think he even eats, ony needs to be hydrated.

Also lol Aquaman

Anyone read the comic where Aquaman (and the rest of the Justice League) gets injected with fear serum? Aquaman was afraid of water. LOLaquaman.

[Sho]

Superboy-Prime will handle any person in DC universe. >.> You betta Wiki that info up.

[miokomioko]

Writers of comic books and movies don't give a shit about logic. You put anyone in the right environment that compliments their abilities, they can win. Put spiderman out in the middle of a field, he can't really do a lot there. Neither could batman really. But how exciting is a fight that renders anyone's abilities useless.

I do call into question all the "superheroes/villains" created that are simply zealots using some sort of technology (dr. octopus, green goblin, batman). Obviously this is just my opinion, but I think some dude with a lot of money to buy/make gadgets is a lot more boring than any man with inherant powers beyond that of a normal person.

However, if the technology 'becomes' what they are in a normal body, I'd call that a super power, even if they are simply an android of sorts. Thus dr. octopus still sucks because he just has extra mechanical arms strapped to his back. Thus, Inspector Gadget still is awesome, though having 2 sidekicks does not bode well.

[Ryko]

Put spiderman out in the middle of a field, he can't really do a lot there. Neither could batman really. But how exciting is a fight that renders anyone's abilities useless.

Spiderman wouldn't entirely be assed out in a straight brawl out in a field, though his ability to find shit for cover to aid in his already increased ability to dodge and weave out of harm's way would be severely hindered. If anything it just gives the villain an easier way out if shit goes south in spidey's case, bats sorta has like 5 ways to get anywhere so that's not even an issue.

[Sho]

Writers of comic books and movies don't give a shit about logic. You put anyone in the right environment that compliments their abilities, they can win. Put spiderman out in the middle of a field, he can't really do a lot there. Neither could batman really. But how exciting is a fight that renders anyone's abilities useless.

I do call into question all the "superheroes/villains" created that are simply zealots using some sort of technology (dr. octopus, green goblin, batman). Obviously this is just my opinion, but I think some dude with a lot of money to buy/make gadgets is a lot more boring than any man with inherant powers beyond that of a normal person.

However, if the technology 'becomes' what they are in a normal body, I'd call that a super power, even if they are simply an android of sorts. Thus dr. octopus still sucks because he just has extra mechanical arms strapped to his back. Thus, Inspector Gadget still is awesome, though having 2 sidekicks does not bode well.

What about Iron Man? Rich Man, hella gadgets, body suit, drunkard. He's an awesome guy, admit it.

[Metah]

Superman could win, if he really tried. Just throw the Earth into the sun.

[Mizango]

Batman needs to stop being catagorized as a superhero. He's just a wealthy ninja.

LOL'd