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    [quote=GRT]
    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius
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    Quote Originally Posted by Septimus
    Quote Originally Posted by Maguspk
    Quote Originally Posted by "Septimus":3c36c
    It is interesting and frightening at the same time. It is great to take drunk drivers off of the road, but scary about what other data these sensors may collect without our knowledge...
    Cop: You don't mind if we tap into your cars memory for a sec do you, didn't think so.
    (Plugs into your car)
    Cop: You're under arrest for trace amounts of marijuana in your system. You have the right to remain silent...
    I'm not even talking about illegal activities. I mean things like tracking where people go, how long they stay there, etc.

    For example, I'm seeing a horrible world where credit card companies team up with the auto makers so that billboards display custom ads for things that you commonly buy as your car approaches...
    lol, they are already doing something like that

    just pay closer attention to the ads you see as you browse the internet
    who the fuck looks at/uses ads on the internet

    OH WOW IM THE 1 MILLIONTH PERSON ON THIS WEBSITE WOOOOOOOO
    lol, have you trouble reading?

    i'm talking about how internet companies collect information about you from websites you use and show you ads that might interest you

    for example: have you ever used the internet to check on movie showtime? if you have then you've probably put in your zip code too... now pay attention to some of the "dating website" ads you probably ignore all the time, it probably show something like "hot dates in _____ (fill in the blank with the city you live in)"[/quote:3c36c]

    lol, have you trouble reading?

    who the fuck looks at/uses ads on the internet today

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    [quote=Zalius][quote=GRT]
    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius
    Quote Originally Posted by GRT
    Quote Originally Posted by Septimus
    Quote Originally Posted by "Maguspk":18c71
    Quote Originally Posted by "Septimus":18c71
    It is interesting and frightening at the same time. It is great to take drunk drivers off of the road, but scary about what other data these sensors may collect without our knowledge...
    Cop: You don't mind if we tap into your cars memory for a sec do you, didn't think so.
    (Plugs into your car)
    Cop: You're under arrest for trace amounts of marijuana in your system. You have the right to remain silent...
    I'm not even talking about illegal activities. I mean things like tracking where people go, how long they stay there, etc.

    For example, I'm seeing a horrible world where credit card companies team up with the auto makers so that billboards display custom ads for things that you commonly buy as your car approaches...
    lol, they are already doing something like that

    just pay closer attention to the ads you see as you browse the internet
    who the fuck looks at/uses ads on the internet

    OH WOW IM THE 1 MILLIONTH PERSON ON THIS WEBSITE WOOOOOOOO
    lol, have you trouble reading?

    i'm talking about how internet companies collect information about you from websites you use and show you ads that might interest you

    for example: have you ever used the internet to check on movie showtime? if you have then you've probably put in your zip code too... now pay attention to some of the "dating website" ads you probably ignore all the time, it probably show something like "hot dates in _____ (fill in the blank with the city you live in)"[/quote:18c71]

    lol, have you trouble reading?

    who the fuck looks at/uses ads on the internet today[/quote:18c71]

    dude, who gives a flying fuck about the ads

    i'm talking about when you see a damn hole worth 500 dollars in your next credit card bill that you have no idea about (because from all the bits and pieces of small info you give out on the internet, somebody could put them together and steal your credit information and spend that 500 dollars in your name)

    p.s. the text in parentathis is for the kid who can't pass a critical thinking course

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    Quote Originally Posted by Septimus
    Quote Originally Posted by Maguspk
    Quote Originally Posted by Septimus
    It is interesting and frightening at the same time. It is great to take drunk drivers off of the road, but scary about what other data these sensors may collect without our knowledge...
    Cop: You don't mind if we tap into your cars memory for a sec do you, didn't think so.
    (Plugs into your car)
    Cop: You're under arrest for trace amounts of marijuana in your system. You have the right to remain silent...
    I'm not even talking about illegal activities. I mean things like tracking where people go, how long they stay there, etc.

    For example, I'm seeing a horrible world where credit card companies team up with the auto makers so that billboards display custom ads for things that you commonly buy as your car approaches...
    Already happening..

    The big issue is insurance companies using onboard event data recorders on cars to help sort out the facts from car crashes.

    They supposedly only record 10 seconds of telemetric data at a time, but why not 30 seconds or 30 min?

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    [quote=GRT][quote=Zalius][quote=GRT]
    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius
    Quote Originally Posted by GRT
    Quote Originally Posted by "Septimus":cf556
    Quote Originally Posted by "Maguspk":cf556
    Quote Originally Posted by "Septimus":cf556
    It is interesting and frightening at the same time. It is great to take drunk drivers off of the road, but scary about what other data these sensors may collect without our knowledge...
    Cop: You don't mind if we tap into your cars memory for a sec do you, didn't think so.
    (Plugs into your car)
    Cop: You're under arrest for trace amounts of marijuana in your system. You have the right to remain silent...
    I'm not even talking about illegal activities. I mean things like tracking where people go, how long they stay there, etc.

    For example, I'm seeing a horrible world where credit card companies team up with the auto makers so that billboards display custom ads for things that you commonly buy as your car approaches...
    lol, they are already doing something like that

    just pay closer attention to the ads you see as you browse the internet
    who the fuck looks at/uses ads on the internet

    OH WOW IM THE 1 MILLIONTH PERSON ON THIS WEBSITE WOOOOOOOO
    lol, have you trouble reading?

    i'm talking about how internet companies collect information about you from websites you use and show you ads that might interest you

    for example: have you ever used the internet to check on movie showtime? if you have then you've probably put in your zip code too... now pay attention to some of the "dating website" ads you probably ignore all the time, it probably show something like "hot dates in _____ (fill in the blank with the city you live in)"[/quote:cf556]

    lol, have you trouble reading?

    who the fuck looks at/uses ads on the internet today[/quote:cf556]

    dude, who gives a flying fuck about the ads

    i'm talking about when you see a damn hole worth 500 dollars in your next credit card bill that you have no idea about (because from all the bits and pieces of small info you give out on the internet, somebody could put them together and steal your credit information and spend that 500 dollars in your name)

    p.s. the text in parentathis is for the kid who can't pass a critical thinking course[/quote:cf556]

    A. Parenthesis, looks like i just passed
    B. I dont have any 500$ holes in my credit card, what the fuck have you been buying
    C. The only thing you have in parenthesis was about a town = not relating to anything about a credit card or ads
    D. Nobody except maybe you actually does shit with ads, so nobody gives a shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius
    A. Parenthesis, looks like i just passed
    B. I dont have any 500$ holes in my credit card, what the fuck have you been buying
    C. The only thing you have in parenthesis was about a town = not relating to anything about a credit card or ads
    D. Nobody except maybe you actually does shit with ads, so nobody gives a shit
    A. A critical thinking course doesn't teach spelling, you still fail.
    B. It's a result of stolen credit information. You can't derive that from straight text, you really fail. (it's $500 by the way, not the other way around)
    C. The thing I wrote in parenthesis (I'd use sarcasm here but you obviously won't get it) is for you to understand everything outside of them. You still can't, so I fail. Obviously I'll never get hired to teach retarded kids.
    D. For the last time, it's not about the ads. But you are right, I fail to make you see how you fail. So again I fail.

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    eh, on topic...if they are going to go this far because of drunk drivers, why not take it half a step further, and put some little database to prevent car thefts.

    "hey, this guys sober, but the information I'm getting from his sweat and eye scans doesnt match up from what I've been getting".

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    Some cars have the no-key sensor thing so that the engine is just a button push to start.

    So just finding that sensor = a free car.

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    Lets quote train and use the word "fuck" some more. PLEASE?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epical
    Lets quote train and use the word "fuck" some more. PLEASE?
    why the fuck would i want to do that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius
    Quote Originally Posted by Epical
    Lets quote train and use the word "fuck" some more. PLEASE?
    why the fuck would i want to do that
    Because its fucking cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ohemgee
    Some cars have the no-key sensor thing so that the engine is just a button push to start.

    So just finding that sensor = a free car.
    You still need the keys nearby for it to work though. (Well it's not an actual key, but it's the sensor thing that you keep on you so the car recognizes you.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeryhn
    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius
    Quote Originally Posted by Epical
    Lets quote train and use the word "fuck" some more. PLEASE?
    why the fuck would i want to do that
    Because its fucking cool.
    maybe if you're a fucking asshole or something

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius
    Quote Originally Posted by Jeryhn
    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius
    Quote Originally Posted by Epical
    Lets quote train and use the word "fuck" some more. PLEASE?
    why the fuck would i want to do that
    Because its fucking cool.
    maybe if you're a fucking asshole or something
    Sometimes I wish there was a job for internet police. I would take that job in a heartbeat. You know what I would do? I would start with the fucking douchebags that overuse words to the point of brain melting.

    IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS THIS IS MADE OF WIN, I WILL FUCKING SLIT YOUR THROAT. NOT KIDDING. IT WAS COOL TO SAY MAYBE LIKE TWICE, EVER. NOT TWICE IN THE SAME POST, I MEAN EVER.

    IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS THIS IS MADE OF FAIL, OR THIS FAILS, OR YOU FAIL, OR ANY OTHER VARIATION, I WILL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF AND FEED THEM TO YOUR MOTHER. STOP TRYING TO BE COOL ON THE INTERNET AND FAILING MISERABLY.

    that's all i've got to say bout that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anyway
    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius
    Quote Originally Posted by Jeryhn
    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius
    Quote Originally Posted by Epical
    Lets quote train and use the word "fuck" some more. PLEASE?
    why the fuck would i want to do that
    Because its fucking cool.
    maybe if you're a fucking asshole or something
    Sometimes I wish there was a job for internet police. I would take that job in a heartbeat. You know what I would do? I would start with the fucking douchebags that overuse words to the point of brain melting.

    IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS THIS IS MADE OF WIN, I WILL FUCKING SLIT YOUR THROAT. NOT KIDDING. IT WAS COOL TO SAY MAYBE LIKE TWICE, EVER. NOT TWICE IN THE SAME POST, I MEAN EVER.

    IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS THIS IS MADE OF FAIL, OR THIS FAILS, OR YOU FAIL, OR ANY OTHER VARIATION, I WILL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF AND FEED THEM TO YOUR MOTHER. STOP TRYING TO BE COOL ON THE INTERNET AND FAILING MISERABLY.

    that's all i've got to say bout that
    you are made of win and fail at the same time <.<;;

    i like my balls and throat but someon's gonna do it anyway>.>

    anyways... this wont happen... people will bitch "invasion of privacy" and it will never go through

    Quote Originally Posted by The guy who wrote the article
    The car is then slowed to a halt, the report said.
    in the middle of the freeway... cause you're drunk and dont think to pull over... and you get hit in the ass thus still causing accidents due to drunk driving... only this time its not your fault so you get insurance in your favor>.>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anyway
    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius
    Quote Originally Posted by Jeryhn
    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius
    Quote Originally Posted by Epical
    Lets quote train and use the word "fuck" some more. PLEASE?
    why the fuck would i want to do that
    Because its fucking cool.
    maybe if you're a fucking asshole or something
    Sometimes I wish there was a job for internet police. I would take that job in a heartbeat. You know what I would do? I would start with the fucking douchebags that overuse words to the point of brain melting.

    IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS THIS IS MADE OF WIN, I WILL FUCKING SLIT YOUR THROAT. NOT KIDDING. IT WAS COOL TO SAY MAYBE LIKE TWICE, EVER. NOT TWICE IN THE SAME POST, I MEAN EVER.

    IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS THIS IS MADE OF FAIL, OR THIS FAILS, OR YOU FAIL, OR ANY OTHER VARIATION, I WILL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF AND FEED THEM TO YOUR MOTHER. STOP TRYING TO BE COOL ON THE INTERNET AND FAILING MISERABLY.

    that's all i've got to say bout that
    Word, word...

    http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya...sofcomedy1.jpg

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    [quote=Axil]
    Quote Originally Posted by Anyway
    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius
    Quote Originally Posted by Jeryhn
    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius
    Quote Originally Posted by "Epical":3c167
    Lets quote train and use the word "fuck" some more. PLEASE?
    why the fuck would i want to do that
    Because its fucking cool.
    maybe if you're a fucking asshole or something
    Sometimes I wish there was a job for internet police. I would take that job in a heartbeat. You know what I would do? I would start with the fucking douchebags that overuse words to the point of brain melting.

    IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS THIS IS MADE OF WIN, I WILL FUCKING SLIT YOUR THROAT. NOT KIDDING. IT WAS COOL TO SAY MAYBE LIKE TWICE, EVER. NOT TWICE IN THE SAME POST, I MEAN EVER.

    IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS THIS IS MADE OF FAIL, OR THIS FAILS, OR YOU FAIL, OR ANY OTHER VARIATION, I WILL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF AND FEED THEM TO YOUR MOTHER. STOP TRYING TO BE COOL ON THE INTERNET AND FAILING MISERABLY.

    that's all i've got to say bout that
    Word, word...

    http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya...sofcomedy1.jpg[/quote:3c167]
    That picture is actually a scratch and sniff. It smells like failure and onions.

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    Zalius, What will you spend your 1000th post on? :D

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