Who's your servers' Lance?

[Isildur]

dont worry, im done...its not even worth it

[Khalil]

And you dont think we tried our best to prevent people from botting and hacking in our LS too? Surely you jest, we kicked 3 people once we found out ourselves that they did that shit. You however, accused Spammer of botting without any solid evidence whatsoever (no he didnt jump on top of DA and claim Fafnir, he did however claim pretty fast sometimes) and assumed we just didnt give a shit.

If you think you're the only people who try to root out botting in their LS, you need to get a fucking clue. People in DB have had some pretty suspicious encounters with your little band of zerglings doing some shady shit, so if we tell you that someone bots or hacks without any evidence whatsoever, you'll kick them? Brilliant!

I never once did say that we were the ONLY weeding out botters from our LS. Re-read my fuckings post, you douche. Tell me, Isildur, how the fuck am I supposed to prove someone bots if I'm not behind him when he's running the program and pressed the magical button? Any other way could be doubtful. What we did find was a pattern of the same person claiming for your LS. If someone claims 3-5 times a week, without stop, is he that person just electronically enhanced or is just soo god damned close to the servers he can see Fafnir a fucking hour before we can. You guys were fucking clueless to the fact that Spammer got you many claims yet you did nothing, even though he's gotten more claims than most of your LS members. Only later, when SE beefed up their stance on third-party programs did Spammer get hit with the ban-stick. And you're fucking telling me you had not a single clue that he was botting? Hey, maybe I should ignore what my members do until they get banned and then start focusing on fixing my LS. Get a fucking clue, you dumb fuck.

I'll ask you again, if you think anyone of my members are botting, simply tell me or one of the leaders and we'll closely watch that person. Come up with claims and we will talk to that person and boot them if needed. The whole fucking Kujata population could back me up when I say this that Spammer was a fucking botter and I'm beyond glad he got his sorry ass handed to him by SE. With all those bannings, SE finally got some of those fucking retards.

[Boyiee]

This is fun.

Who cares spammer botted, that was a while ago. At least when TBC bots fafnir they get ridills and ebody's, spammer's tons of claims didn't get them much lol.

[Meat]

Asura= melchor? swore that plds should only use estaff after shield update\war is the only pld sub

That's indeed a close one for melchor vs soup. I will say that soup is usually a pretty good pld, but when it comes to playing around with his excalibur on hnm I'm not a huge supporter of that decision. In all fairness though, the way our shell attempts Tiamat is all wrong as it is and soup meleeing it doesn't really make the situation that much worse...we're already force feeding it TP on the ground.

The really strange thing is that Melchor is so anti pld/nin, despite one of the biggest advocates on the server (lancelot, lol on topic name) belonging to his shell. That's some quality ostriching there, I think he's buried up to his ass in sand.

No offense but you really need to get your head out of Soup's ass. I'm sure there is some nice gear you need from your shell but your mouth is so firmly attached to Soup's testicles it's almost disgusting. Ru Paul dresses himself better then Soup.

one can easily say the same about you and waffik

Elaborate.

I'm not in his LS, and aside from xping with him maybe once a week or helping with a Jailer I fail to see in what way I'm attached to his asshole. At least if I am in this situation I'm attached to the buttocks of a man who knows how to properly dress himself in the morning.

Just thought it was cute how your changed your answer to match the fellow that wafik hates.

[Krandor]

Are you trying to imply that half the server (if not more) doesn't hate Soup?

[ZarakiKujata]

This is fun.

I agree whole heartedly

Who cares spammer botted, that was a while ago. At least when TBC bots fafnir they get ridills and ebody's, spammer's tons of claims didn't get them much lol.
I lol'd

also dunno if anyone from kujata mentioned him but as far as I understand it. lance is a dumb player w/ some nice gear. so I nominate dexster(lol)

not mentioning some of the debatable stuff he does on his drk. but his war has been seen TPing in alkys/galliard trousers over dusk/haidate(which he has). he also wears AF boots on his ridill war both for TP and ws(said war also has capped double attack merits and 0 agg/zerk). wears gem sabatons on his pld over AF1 too lol.

[Isildur]

self-righteous remorseless whining

It wasnt just Spammer you accused of botting back last March, hell you guys accused pretty much half my LS of botting when they claimed, and that MPK after the attempted Nidhogg MPK wasnt even claimed by Spammer, good job, it was claimed by Raodoo of all people. And Raodoo didnt actually bot, but he did use fleetools and all that good shit.

Another funny little tidbit is how angry your whole linkshell got when Akujin hacked our forums and posted the "How to remove Darter .dats in DA" in a public forum. Being angry because people remove Darters is fucking absurd, and you guys sat there acting like we friggin invented the damn thing and acted like no one in your LS could possibly do something so heinous as removing Darter files from DA, i wonder how your LS feels about removing Darter files now since you realized nobody gave a shit about people tweaking .dats in DA.

MPKing anyone outside of a group of hardcore botters and RMTs is flat out wrong, you need to realize that. You didnt MPK as much as sit there acting like complete idiots while we fought Fafhogg, spamming /random and talking major shit for no specific reason. You went so far as to do this almost every god damn time you showed up in DA, it didnt matter who from our LS initially claimed, even if Spammer wasnt there you still talked shit and had your whole LS spam /random or run around the pit spamming silent oils to fill up our chat logs.

No Khalil, you did this out of spite and sheer jealousy, because no one except TBC should ever get anything good, nobody should kill monsters that TBC wants to kill, so back off Khimaira when 97% of your LS wipes to Fulmination, if another LS is there ready to claim you'll just claim they "stole it" from you when your entire LS is face down on the ground. You're prideful and somehow think you're better than everyone cause you monopolize Tiamat, you can kill 3 kings, hell you've even managed to beat Dynamis Lord a couple times with a pretty luck-based strategy, but in the end it really doesnt mean shit.

But lets face it, Vrtra is still laughing his ass off in KRT ever since you guys started talking shit about how you'd "be the 2nd group of NAs to kill it on Kujata" instead of us, then we went back a week after our first attempted wipe at 1% and killed it. Sorry, you dont win the prize and that sucks, we killed Tiamat and Jormungand months before you even started attempting it and yet you guys sit there saying shit like "OMFGZ WE R TEH #2 KILL AFTER OS!" because you want to make yourselves feel better.

Keep thinking all your immature shit-talking, MPK attempts, IGE-sponsored Kclubs, Ebody DRKs who wear lv36 DEX rings, Ridillin' RNGs and Joyeuse/Tatami-tankin' PLDs make you the coolest LS around, cause in reality its only you guys who think that.

*Disclaimer: Their PLDs stopped tanking with Joyeuse/Tatami about 6 months ago and that Ebody DRK finally upgraded to a Spinel Ring not too long ago

[Krandor]

The DEX rings increase Stun accuracy.

[khain]

What is a good indication a ls bots fafnir? 20/30 times a month sound right?

30 times a month?! How do you keep that stuff in your time, or do you have a 24/7 "wth is a job?" LS?

Where are the Midgard nominations? Can we put ourselves in?

Elondir cuz everyone knows he got banned for botting nidhogg and KB

but seriously who from midgard? Almost everyone in vendetta! Because of this little gem

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r204 ... tacopy.jpg

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r204 ... a2copy.jpg

[Baitosai]

isil we killed vrtra the morning after we wiped our first attempt, and i think it was 2-3% not 1%.

edit: also ive heard tons of rumors about how TBC camps tiamat, and its not legit in anyway. so best if you dont accuse others of cheating when your LS does it itself.

[The Blackrose]

Where are the Midgard nominations? Can we put ourselves in?

I believe Ryunoire was already thrown in by the Shiva people, we just got the shit end of the stick.

EDIT: lol@Vendetta

[Ghost_Wheel22]

I wear flame rings on brd. Why? Because my songs land 100% of the time.

[Kenai]

Current Lance of unicorn is definitely Roundhouse, with Liareturns in second place. But if you wanna put the people who have ever been on Unicorn, I think it would go:

1. Caligirl

There are so many Caligirl stories from those who met her back in the day (she was banned in the first 8 months of NA PS2 release, for something that wasn't hacking or item duping). I remember 2 specific stories because I witnessed them, just to get an idea of her character.

My 2nd or 3rd day of playing FF, I had recently started up on Unicorn, and was killing monsters right outside of Bastok gate. All of a sudden, I see a small army of Ornery sheeps from the nearby Vomp hill (I would guess every sheep on Vomp hill was there) with Caligirl leading the charge. They start to wander back, she trains them 2, 3, 4 more times. Finally someone asks something along the lines of "Are you retarded or something? Stop training mobs". Caligirl prompty goes "Shut up you fucking Jew lizard" and warped.

She also got into a contest with 90% of Lower jueno, shouting "Invite me, 44 RDM. Fucking worthless WHMs, RDM better in every way, never invite a WHM when you can invite a RDM".

Some WHM: "WHM are a good class too."

Caligirl: "Shut the fuck up you dirtbag worthless WHM."

And so on. Other things included "Don't bother sleeping that darter, I'll solo it while you kill this other one" in CN, only to quickly wipe the pt since s(he) was main healer. Casted Enblizzard and Diaga and went to melee town, making them both unsleepable by my Lullaby. "You people are fucking worthless, I do that all the time and never had this problem before" and "I'll never sub anything but /NIN on RDM, it's just too good in a pt setting".

Then RH, Dalt and Liareturns tied for 3rd. Caligirl may be gone, but I will never forget, no matter how much I want to.

Anyone else want to do the infamous Dalt? I have less experience with him. I'm also surprised Dblock didn't make the list.

[threevo]

Armanie @ Midgardsormr, although hes been long gone since the ebody incident(yes he was the cause of that whole lolfest) Lootwhoring at its finest

[Khalil]

self-righteous remorseless whining

It wasnt just Spammer you accused of botting back last March, hell you guys accused pretty much half my LS of botting when they claimed, and that MPK after the attempted Nidhogg MPK wasnt even claimed by Spammer, good job, it was claimed by Raodoo of all people. And Raodoo didnt actually bot, but he did use fleetools and all that good shit.

Another funny little tidbit is how angry your whole linkshell got when Akujin hacked our forums and posted the "How to remove Darter .dats in DA" in a public forum. Being angry because people remove Darters is fucking absurd, and you guys sat there acting like we friggin invented the damn thing and acted like no one in your LS could possibly do something so heinous as removing Darter files from DA, i wonder how your LS feels about removing Darter files now since you realized nobody gave a shit about people tweaking .dats in DA.

MPKing anyone outside of a group of hardcore botters and RMTs is flat out wrong, you need to realize that. You didnt MPK as much as sit there acting like complete idiots while we fought Fafhogg, spamming /random and talking major shit for no specific reason. You went so far as to do this almost every god damn time you showed up in DA, it didnt matter who from our LS initially claimed, even if Spammer wasnt there you still talked shit and had your whole LS spam /random or run around the pit spamming silent oils to fill up our chat logs.

No Khalil, you did this out of spite and sheer jealousy, because no one except TBC should ever get anything good, nobody should kill monsters that TBC wants to kill, so back off Khimaira when 97% of your LS wipes to Fulmination, if another LS is there ready to claim you'll just claim they "stole it" from you when your entire LS is face down on the ground. You're prideful and somehow think you're better than everyone cause you monopolize Tiamat, you can kill 3 kings, hell you've even managed to beat Dynamis Lord a couple times with a pretty luck-based strategy, but in the end it really doesnt mean shit.

But lets face it, Vrtra is still laughing his ass off in KRT ever since you guys started talking shit about how you'd "be the 2nd group of NAs to kill it on Kujata" instead of us, then we went back a week after our first attempted wipe at 1% and killed it. Sorry, you dont win the prize and that sucks, we killed Tiamat and Jormungand months before you even started attempting it and yet you guys sit there saying shit like "OMFGZ WE R TEH #2 KILL AFTER OS!" because you want to make yourselves feel better.

Keep thinking all your immature shit-talking, MPK attempts, IGE-sponsored Kclubs, Ebody DRKs who wear lv36 DEX rings, Ridillin' RNGs and Joyeuse/Tatami-tankin' PLDs make you the coolest LS around, cause in reality its only you guys who think that.

*Disclaimer: Their PLDs stopped tanking with Joyeuse/Tatami about 6 months ago and that Ebody DRK finally upgraded to a Spinel Ring not too long ago

Wow. I never thought I'd hear this from someone who actually does thisin-game. We're the only one shit-talking in DA? Are you fucking blind or just too stupid to realize there are other people bitching at DA. Honestly get off your high horse and realize that are other people who used to fucking hate DB. Realize this, we don't MPK out of spite. I honestly don't care if you claim legitimately but when the same fucker claims nonestop everyday, ask yourself this simple question; HOW THE FUCK IS HE CLAIMING OVER 100+ IN THE ZONE EVERY SINGLE DAY? But noooo, you never bothered to ask yourself that question. You keep living a care-free knowing that nobody in your LS fucking bots.

I'm not gonna write excuses how terrible our latest Khimaira was. It was flat-out disgusting. But hey, who doesn't fuck up on a random HNM?

We beat 3 Kings, DL and Wyrms with luck? LOL! You're in the fucking LS who takes over 3 hours to beat Tiamat when it normally takes us around 45 mins to beat it. Let's not forget you and I both had full attendance. You call us n00bs when in reality you're just too hypocrital to realize that common strat for standard HNMs have been out for awhile. Beating DL isn't soo much luck but rather skill. Killing HNMs isn't much skill nowadays. Killing some Wyrms may require more skills. You're a fucking douchebag. You're afraid to acknowledge that my LS is just as good as yours, if not better in some situations.

You still don't understand the way our LS works, do you dumbass? We run on a point-based system, not divine choice. We don't suck the leaders' e-penis to get items, we work hard for it. That being said, the Ridill whom the RNG hot actually had WAR at Lv.61 and he had the most points at the time. I would have been happier if it went to a WAR, but that's me. About the Joy/Tatami Shield, I haven't seen our PLDs with that. About that other DRK, I can't comment, because frankly the 2 people should have gotten Ebodies that day weren't there. But hay, let's drop the Ebodies since the 2 peeps aren't there.

We're sponsored by IGE? Wow, you're a bigger fool than I thought. We have, what, 2 Kraken wielders in our LS. Both of which have DRK and Ridill. Ohh yeah, we're certaintly sponsored by IGE. Get a fucking clue, you cuntbag.

[Demosthenes11]

can't really think of one for Bismarck except for Johnb, who is more Birdhair material than Sirlancelol I think though. He is one of those guys everyone laughs at everytime they see him

[Eggroll]

I think he was talking about Danich getting Ridill, not Xbosskee (unless Danich has warrior leveled also).

[Tomiko]

1. Caligirl

You forgot to mention she would also steal Bubbly Bernie from people (seriously).

[Khalil]

I think he was talking about Danich getting Ridill, not Xbosskee (unless Danich has warrior leveled also).

Danich doesn't even have Ridill. He is talking about Xbosskee.

[Kiro]

I think he was talking about Danich getting Ridill, not Xbosskee (unless Danich has warrior leveled also).

Danich doesn't even have Ridill. He is talking about Xbosskee.

FUCK YOUR SIG THAT'S A PHOTOSHOP!