Who's your servers' Lance?

[Ryko]

Nynja already nailed it with Chiz. =/

Dude ur fuckin a mute point, keep your dreams in the sky then all you have to do is put the foundation under them.


lolwhitegategis

[Marsala]

Ifrit:
Ryanracers (Quit but its worth a mention)
Wendingo (Seems to be the butt of alot of jokes and everyone assiociates his name with Ryanracers and think hemight be Ryanracers incarnate.)

[Boyiee]

Not many absolute douches on Kujata but Panagiotis is definetly up there to Lance level

This guy tanks Fafnir on 75PLD in BQ / Jelly ring, Bushanomimi, Crimson feet (he got intimidated by his cotank at least once during one fight i saw, and died soon after) and up until a couple months ago, he tanked shit with Earth Staff.....he also wore Minuet Earring once when i checked him, this guy is one of the most idiotic PLDs on Kujata, people make fun of him about wearing W feet and he responds "because +15 MP is so dumb"

He also tried to apply to my LS awhile back, but he knew everybody hated him cause he MPKed our LS fighting Nidhogg a year ago cause his greedy ass wanted to buy a wyrm beard from contending JPs who were watching us, after awhile he figured out there was no way in hell he was getting in, and then attempted to reapply by changing his character name but he fucked up by not listing "75 MNK" as a current job, which everyone knew he had, and decided to delevel it to 66 in Cape Terrigan with people watching him do it.

*edit: his current character name is Oromis, and he claimed to have migrated from Asura lol

lol you forgot to include his blm wearing +mp gear to MB with. When he was getting it to 75 all i remember is him never swapping gear, not even once, not for healing either. Even the JP's make fun of him lol.

[Heian]

Madawc

seconded.

Third'd

[Fng]

Titan, Arkhan

Map may be a legend here, Arkhan is a legend everywhere.

[Belkin]

I don't think Birdhair counts for this contest because Birdhair's a straight-up n00b. He doesn't have any great gear or lead a LS or anything, whereas this Lance character's got pretty much all the stuff for Paladin end-game wise and doesn't is an even bigger nub because of it.

I can't really think of anyone on Bahamut who's really well geared and/or rich but still just fails at FFXI. I know they're out there, and probably in AV or Kazoku or something, but no names are coming to my mind.

Excuse me Mr. Parade Cuirass -.-;;;

[Popsiclestick]

Not many absolute douches on Kujata but Panagiotis is definetly up there to Lance level

This guy tanks Fafnir on 75PLD in BQ / Jelly ring, Bushanomimi, Crimson feet (he got intimidated by his cotank at least once during one fight i saw, and died soon after) and up until a couple months ago, he tanked shit with Earth Staff.....he also wore Minuet Earring once when i checked him, this guy is one of the most idiotic PLDs on Kujata, people make fun of him about wearing W feet and he responds "because +15 MP is so dumb"

He also tried to apply to my LS awhile back, but he knew everybody hated him cause he MPKed our LS fighting Nidhogg a year ago cause his greedy ass wanted to buy a wyrm beard from contending JPs who were watching us, after awhile he figured out there was no way in hell he was getting in, and then attempted to reapply by changing his character name but he fucked up by not listing "75 MNK" as a current job, which everyone knew he had, and decided to delevel it to 66 in Cape Terrigan with people watching him do it.

*edit: his current character name is Oromis, and he claimed to have migrated from Asura lol

lol you forgot to include his blm wearing +mp gear to MB with. When he was getting it to 75 all i remember is him never swapping gear, not even once, not for healing either. Even the JP's make fun of him lol.

LOL at the deleveling I've seen him a long time ago (2 years ago?) a lot but I was newbie then too

[Foustian]

I'm gonna have to agree that Birdhair isn't really Lance material, although I can't think of anyone that is.

[Dank]

Cerberus:

Foxblue
Diggy
Takedown

Here is a nice thread to read. Takedown just loves to attention-whore. Same shit he spewed here. Like I've said Take, they're laughing AT you, not with you, trust me. Yes, your own LS.

http://www.killingifrit.com/forums.php?m=posts&q=144527

About half way down Takedown starts making fun of Soric for not having homam legs or some shit. Then he uses his patented afk-banging-hot-chix response. This thread is also funny because if you remember, Dynasty/KoN/iKoN is the FIRST LS TO STEAL AV!!!

[Ashira]

Remora: Kyron sold 4k USD worth in gil and pulls in full black armor

My LS sold him an Algol for 20m (we had like 9 of them and no one else wanted one enough to spend points).

The kicker: we had sold a couple algols before his for 2.5m.

Also the guy gave someone who ran a Sea LS a KC in exchange for helping him complete Sea and get a Homam body, or something along those lines.

LOL Kyron... he started off on Odin before the migration...

I'll never forget when someone asked to borrow a Haub +1 for a Maat fight on PLD or something from him, and then didn't return it.... Kyron shouted in Jeuno for 2 weeks straight, launching him straight into notoriety. Everyone recognized the name after a while, and soon enough people started shouting about his frequent gilbuying.

Another friend of mine got jailed for scamming him, saying he was starting an HNM shell and would Kyron be interested, and for an initial multimillion gil investment he could be a sackholder and get lot privileges.. then broke the shell....

As to Odin's representative... hm, not sure I can completely think of one. Feiwong is horrible but not anywhere near like, endgame level, nor will he ever be really... I suppose some HNM or Dynamis linkshell leader or two could qualify, but nothing really on the level of some of these legends.

[TsingTao]

Roundhouse for Unicorn, In a heartbeat.


He's every bit as bad if not worse.

The answer for unicorn's lance is so obviously roundhouse that it bores me. Who is unicorn's second lance? Vote Now:

A. Greysoul
B. Dariusd
C. Liareturns
D. Deacon
E. Brackis
F. Keiny
G. Quanset
H. Deviant

For years of generally slimy low level douchebagery & theft I'd say C. Others have spiked with some special moments but I think Liar is our longest running pos scammer. He's got stamina.

Takes a distand second to Fathouse though.

Good list Dezz. Most of the names bring many amusing stories to mind. I'm drawing a blank on Brackis though, what did I miss?

[Helpoemer]

I'm gonna have to agree that Birdhair isn't really Lance material, although I can't think of anyone that is.

that Lujan guy

<3 u rly but gogo wipe vs those 3 sahagin NMs for NIN AF (i was there too though :3 )

[LLK]

="Ashira
I suppose some HNM or Dynamis linkshell leader or two could qualify, but nothing really on the level of some of these legends.

Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?

I vote Hex and/or Bryan but he doesn't play anymore.

[draxyl]

Asura= melchor? swore that plds should only use estaff after shield update\war is the only pld sub

That's indeed a close one for melchor vs soup. I will say that soup is usually a pretty good pld, but when it comes to playing around with his excalibur on hnm I'm not a huge supporter of that decision. In all fairness though, the way our shell attempts Tiamat is all wrong as it is and soup meleeing it doesn't really make the situation that much worse...we're already force feeding it TP on the ground.

The really strange thing is that Melchor is so anti pld/nin, despite one of the biggest advocates on the server (lancelot, lol on topic name) belonging to his shell. That's some quality ostriching there, I think he's buried up to his ass in sand.

[Shuemue]

Asura= melchor? swore that plds should only use estaff after shield update\war is the only pld sub

That's indeed a close one for melchor vs soup. I will say that soup is usually a pretty good pld, but when it comes to playing around with his excalibur on hnm I'm not a huge supporter of that decision. In all fairness though, the way our shell attempts Tiamat is all wrong as it is and soup meleeing it doesn't really make the situation that much worse...we're already force feeding it TP on the ground.

The really strange thing is that Melchor is so anti pld/nin, despite one of the biggest advocates on the server (lancelot, lol on topic name) belonging to his shell. That's some quality ostriching there, I think he's buried up to his ass in sand.

Thing is, Melchor quit a couple months back. He only returned to Tribe for a short time. I personally don't give a fuck how someone tanks as long as they keep my midget arse alive, and Mel was able to do that pretty well.

[Mrcloudz]

Hades

...uh, Stanislav?
Iono <_< only one coming to mind right now

[Raineer]

Topic. someone had to do it

Siren : Minus

You have to offer one for your own server, koyangi ;p

[Khamsin]

Here's someone from Pandemonium that qualifies for at least one aspect of Lance:

http://i1.tinypic.com/wvd08k.jpg

[deivi]

holy shit 4 pages already I wasnt serious lol

good read :D

[SassiAsura]

Semi off topic. Is there such a player as Stanislaw... wasn't it a rdm from Remora? I seem to remember that nick from KI whereas Stanislav seems to be a person that has is does frequent this message board.