Who's your servers' Lance?

[Scorp]

Server wide award goes to Kojiami

Hes from Sylph. If you don't know him or heard of this DRK who got a LS to fund his Apocolypse and can solo Genbu, then you need to start searching for some good mat.

His new character is Ashmodai, "apparently" full homam and anything else blu ever used. Will pay 1mil if you can beat him in ballista. No news on soloing genbu on blu though.

I had an exp pt with him once and he kept telling me how unfair it was that the best ever blm on the server (kojiami) was banned etc.

Main source of gil was warp hacking mining point to mining point.

When restarting he bought 1mil to pay for cooking levelling "because he'd earnt it before". gg all round

[thetruepandagod]

I can't remember where the thread is, but a JP player posted on some NA forums about the full history of the Alicevirgin account (maybe someone remembers?), including a name change his previous reputation was so bad.

used to be ladiosopp i have full history on alice somewhere might post later

[Dezzimal]

Good list Dezz. Most of the names bring many amusing stories to mind. I'm drawing a blank on Brackis though, what did I miss?

You had to have played ballista. Plenty of faggotry surrounding ballista royale and then normal ballista matches afterward. Basically he was the self appointed commander-in-chief for any ballista match he was in. Lots of crying, name calling etc. in Jeuno after his team lost a match in ballista royale. I guess its more of a personal thing since I feel like I'm one of 10 people that did ballista.

[wop]

Server wide award goes to Kojiami

Hes from Sylph. If you don't know him or heard of this DRK who got a LS to fund his Apocolypse and can solo Genbu, then you need to start searching for some good mat.

His new character is Ashmodai, "apparently" full homam and anything else blu ever used. Will pay 1mil if you can beat him in ballista. No news on soloing genbu on blu though.

I had an exp pt with him once and he kept telling me how unfair it was that the best ever blm on the server (kojiami) was banned etc.

Main source of gil was warp hacking mining point to mining point.

When restarting he bought 1mil to pay for cooking levelling "because he'd earnt it before". gg all round

http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?f ... =29;page=1

Is this the same Kojiami?

I took him with 11 people, all maximum merits and outstanding gear (One of our PLDs a calliburn), we wiped at 8%. I'm certain it's possible with 2 perfectly skilled, max merited very well geared parties, but i don't think you can do it with the average PTs. Take at least a full alliance and a whm or 2 outside, with a PLD or NIN as backup tank.

[LinktheDeme]

yes thats him and he never took khimera before

[Gregorio]

Needs more Bahamut drama.

[Scorp]

stuff

http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?f ... =29;page=1

Is this the same Kojiami?

I took him with 11 people, all maximum merits and outstanding gear (One of our PLDs a calliburn), we wiped at 8%. I'm certain it's possible with 2 perfectly skilled, max merited very well geared parties, but i don't think you can do it with the average PTs. Take at least a full alliance and a whm or 2 outside, with a PLD or NIN as backup tank.

That is, him one of his more modest moments.

Pro tip for anyone looking for his posts on alla, "never filter" is required for viewing.

[Obev]

Server wide award goes to Kojiami

Hes from Sylph. If you don't know him or heard of this DRK who got a LS to fund his Apocolypse and can solo Genbu, then you need to start searching for some good mat.

I can't be bothered to drag my way through 18 months' worth of Allakhazam dark knight forums, but I believe it turned out he was just bullshitting everyone. Not only about the Genbu solo, but about even having anything close to Apocalypse. I'm pretty sure if memory serves he wasn't even high enough level to access dynamis zones.

Provided much laughs to me when I was but a level 55 noob.

[Scorp]

Server wide award goes to Kojiami

Hes from Sylph. If you don't know him or heard of this DRK who got a LS to fund his Apocolypse and can solo Genbu, then you need to start searching for some good mat.

I can't be bothered to drag my way through 18 months' worth of Allakhazam dark knight forums, but I believe it turned out he was just bullshitting everyone. Not only about the Genbu solo, but about even having anything close to Apocalypse. I'm pretty sure if memory serves he wasn't even high enough level to access dynamis zones.

Provided much laughs to me when I was but a level 55 noob.

So was he....

[Bluedemon]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HES CANADIAN ?!?!?!
How fucking insulting.


He must be from Quebec...

Fixed. Don't hate on Toronto.


EDIT: I also want to give honourable mention to Mystikangel of Asura. Although he was never well geared enough to really apply to this discussion, his theory and I quote "I don't get why more Paladins don't tank in Vermillion Cloak, its like I have unlimited MP with this thing on" is legendary to his former LS mates. Truth was, he always had unlimited MP because he was the type of Paladin that never used his cure spells.

[TsingTao]

Good list Dezz. Most of the names bring many amusing stories to mind. I'm drawing a blank on Brackis though, what did I miss?

You had to have played ballista. Plenty of faggotry surrounding ballista royale and then normal ballista matches afterward. Basically he was the self appointed commander-in-chief for any ballista match he was in. Lots of crying, name calling etc. in Jeuno after his team lost a match in ballista royale. I guess its more of a personal thing since I feel like I'm one of 10 people that did ballista.

Well that explains it as I'm not a regular Ballista player. I vaguely remember there was some Ballista Royale drama though.

[NynJa]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HES CANADIAN ?!?!?!
How fucking insulting.


He must be from Quebec...

Fixed. Don't hate on Toronto.

I'm from Quebec, I can denote my own breed...and he is definately not Quebecer.

[Bluedemon]

Mathew (reference to KI NIN & Asura forums) is also from Quebec. I hope for your sake, thats not the breed you represent.

[Nystul]

I'm not sure of the rules.

Does sitting around in whitegate with an Aegis, Kbody, Ebody, etc most of the time qualify? How about matching your aegis up with absolutely... 0 shield skill gear (then complain that the job and the relic are utterly useless and a waste)? How about tanking faf pld/war with carbonara while getting critted non stop for buckets of damage? Using a kraken on fly mobs in xp parties that has a smn healer? Taking epic damage from Tiamat about 6 months after everyone else had figured out to use a magic/fire resist build?

Is this mostly what you're looking for?

[Intense]

Does sitting around in whitegate with an Aegis is, Kbody, Ebody, etc most of the time qualify? How about matching your aegis up with absolutely... 0 shield skill gear?

Someone like this exists??

[Nystul]

Does sitting around in whitegate with an Aegis is, Kbody, Ebody, etc most of the time qualify? How about matching your aegis up with absolutely... 0 shield skill gear?

Someone like this exists??

I play on fairy.

Anything is possible. Let your imagination run free, my friend.

[Falaras]

EDIT: I also want to give honourable mention to Mystikangel of Asura. Although he was never well geared enough to really apply to this discussion, his theory and I quote "I don't get why more Paladins don't tank in Vermillion Cloak, its like I have unlimited MP with this thing on" is legendary to his former LS mates. Truth was, he always had unlimited MP because he was the type of Paladin that never used his cure spells.

I forget the name but theres a Pld on my server I PTed with, Royale Cloak, complete shit for every other peice of gear and she spammed Holy for hate (not cures at all)
Someone already covered Caine, him or Kaythen are pandemoniums Lance.

[Toth]

Does sitting around in whitegate with an Aegis is, Kbody, Ebody, etc most of the time qualify? How about matching your aegis up with absolutely... 0 shield skill gear?

Someone like this exists??

Yes they do.

Is this connected to the person in question? Posted on KI:

http://emoaegis.ytmnd.com/

[Takedown3]

Cerberus:

Foxblue
Diggy
Takedown

Here is a nice thread to read. Takedown just loves to attention-whore. Same shit he spewed here. Like I've said Take, they're laughing AT you, not with you, trust me. Yes, your own LS.

http://www.killingifrit.com/forums.php?m=posts&q=144527

About half way down Takedown starts making fun of Soric for not having homam legs or some shit. Then he uses his patented afk-banging-hot-chix response. This thread is also funny because if you remember, Dynasty/KoN/iKoN is the FIRST LS TO STEAL AV!!!

WHOOSH

im so glad i have followers

(edit: for trying to mpk with darters to flail NH but dying with an alliance i put dankknight and his LS on the lance list)

We never tried to MPK you, we don't do that. A new member accidentally flashing a darter and then us dying != MPK. It wasn't Nidhogg either, get your fucking facts straight.

oh right the accidental flashing of a darter not even during a window after we had claim at the mob at 90%

and then linking them all inside the body

thats not an MPK attempt at all must have been an accident

Once again, 0 facts. It was not after the window, it was right at the window or a few seconds past. The person that got it was a fucking TARU WHM, you really think even with stoneskin on, that he would have time to run around and link them all, then run to fafnir (all the while getting stuck on the 100 people in the pit), and try to MPK? He accidentally got it, and you are trying to insert drama, like you always do. Canada should be banned from the internets.

the facts are this:

NH pops
We claim
you are emo cuz we bot and you dont
someone in your LS be it accident be it on purpose claims a darter AFTER window
then somehow all the darters in the pit mysteriously disappear into the body of NIDHOGG
we sleep cuz its the obvious thing to do when noobs try to flail
u wipe
we win and get Abody.

i remember drops becuz it was fun translating it to you afterwards

[Lordwafik]

Mathew (reference to KI NIN & Asura forums) is also from Quebec. I hope for your sake, thats not the breed you represent.

lol mathew, the one that keeps making sky LS's that implode?

For the uninformed, Mathew is asura's biggest E-thug ninja, who swears by his 1400 jins only happening because of his 5/5 dex merits, and when people flame him for not going STR, his only come back is "Give me your number and adress so I can fuck you up" - and when you obviously refuse to give him your number/adress, he takes it as you are too scared to give it and he won.
He always tries saying that he got his dex merits for Blade Metsu, thing is, that'd help if you know, he actually had blade metsu and not just yet another lvl3 relic that'll never see lv4 and 5.

Krandor can back this up with some more hilarious stories.

Oh ya he uses Tarasque mitts as a ninja, a cookie to those who know why using tarasque mitts on a ninja is retarded.

Here's a link to the KI thread : http://killingifrit.com/forums.php?m=po ... 83#2909983

Note, it's not as funny anymore because mathew got flamed to fuck on the asura boards, and erased all his "leet jin" pics in his photobucket account, but it's still funny nonetheless. He recently erased his sig, which said "6/6 Sange"