Who's your servers' Lance?

[Fen]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HES CANADIAN ?!?!?!
How fucking insulting.


He must be from Quebec...

Fixed. Don't hate on Toronto.

I'm from Quebec, I can denote my own breed...and he is definately not Quebecer.

Toronto deserves the hate it gets. Maybe he's a newfie.

[Obev]

a cookie to those who know why using tarasque mitts on a ninja is retarded.

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/5...doskotech4.png
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/6...koplus1pg9.jpg
http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/5067/duskglovespu3.jpg
I expect my cookie in the mail.

He's also retarded because in the KI ninja forum there's a picture of him doing an, as you so eloquently put it, "leet jin".
There's a line that says :

/equip hands "Terasque Mitts"
A command error ocurred.

[Mertron]

I'm not sure of the rules.

Does sitting around in whitegate with an Aegis, Kbody, Ebody, etc most of the time qualify? How about matching your aegis up with absolutely... 0 shield skill gear (then complain that the job and the relic are utterly useless and a waste)? How about tanking faf pld/war with carbonara while getting critted non stop for buckets of damage? Using a kraken on fly mobs in xp parties that has a smn healer? Taking epic damage from Tiamat about 6 months after everyone else had figured out to use a magic/fire resist build?

Is this mostly what you're looking for?

You forgot to mention him admitting several times to buying massive amounts of gil to fund his relic.

[Eggroll]

Does sitting around in whitegate with an Aegis is, Kbody, Ebody, etc most of the time qualify? How about matching your aegis up with absolutely... 0 shield skill gear?

Someone like this exists??

There used to be a JP pld on Kujata named Ssizz who was like this. Had Aegis, Excalibur, etc. but she wore almost no shield skill armor. Iirc she had a 15%~ block rate on Fafnir, with Aegis.

[Chupunpupun]

Does sitting around in whitegate with an Aegis is, Kbody, Ebody, etc most of the time qualify? How about matching your aegis up with absolutely... 0 shield skill gear?

Someone like this exists??

Yes they do.

Is this connected to the person in question? Posted on KI:

http://emoaegis.ytmnd.com/

What's with the mithra to the right? Looks like it got drunk and is waiting for some penetration....

[Vinen]

Does sitting around in whitegate with an Aegis is, Kbody, Ebody, etc most of the time qualify? How about matching your aegis up with absolutely... 0 shield skill gear?

Someone like this exists??

Yes they do.

Is this connected to the person in question? Posted on KI:

http://emoaegis.ytmnd.com/

What's with the mithra to the right? Looks like it got drunk and is waiting for some penetration....

Someone swapped back to the old mithra sitting pose fO.o?

[Piper]

Leviathan it has to be George....
Fake wife / kids and even posts them on KI. If I had more time I'd search all his shit up, but pretty much all he does is stir up drama. Sidanoir can back me up on this one..or anyone really from Leviathan.

[markasstrick]

i thought it was even funnier someone tried to defend Mathew using the mitts lol

[Isildur]

Does sitting around in whitegate with an Aegis is, Kbody, Ebody, etc most of the time qualify? How about matching your aegis up with absolutely... 0 shield skill gear?

Someone like this exists??

There used to be a JP pld on Kujata named Ssizz who was like this. Had Aegis, Excalibur, etc. but she wore almost no shield skill armor. Iirc she had a 15%~ block rate on Fafnir, with Aegis.

Tanked Fafnir in DD gear with Excal/Aegis, homam hands/legs/feet, ocean sash for higher added effect procs, then wore like Shadow Mantle, relic body, and some other retarded combinations of gear. Ssizz was a total tool, period.

[volcanicweather]

As a neutral player, I would challenge everyone to build opinions on personal experience.

I couldn't agree anymore which is why I tried to stay unbiased and factual with my post. As far as this LinkTheDeme person goes, I have no clue where he gets his facts from, because several of them are incorrect.

Tekki, I believe the opinion the consensus of people on Sylph about BR is that the LS members itself are not true evil because they are in a LS with Crazypluto, but that of all of the HNMLS on Sylph, BR is by far the easiest to criticize because of their past and reputation. But hey, you must be doing something right to have people constantly talking about you because if this wasn't the case, you wouldn't be around and people wouldn't be talking about you at all.

As far as Crazypluto bashing Alicevirgin, who cares lol. I think it's pretty safe to say that on Sylph, and probably most servers, all the HNMLS bash each other, especially in linkshell chat. I mean, what are we supposed to say?

"Man, JoeBob's LS got Nidhogg for the 11th straight time, I hope they get that M.Body that I've been waiting 2 years to get."

I don't think so. Granted you are supposed to be a little more diplomatic as the leader of a HNMLS like Crazypluto is, but I don't see why it's such a stigmatically bad thing in comparison to, say, getting perma banned when it's your own fault and just forking over real life cash to buy a new character.

[SwampdonkeyPLD]

Does sitting around in whitegate with an Aegis is, Kbody, Ebody, etc most of the time qualify? How about matching your aegis up with absolutely... 0 shield skill gear?

Someone like this exists??

There used to be a JP pld on Kujata named Ssizz who was like this. Had Aegis, Excalibur, etc. but she wore almost no shield skill armor. Iirc she had a 15%~ block rate on Fafnir, with Aegis.

Tanked Fafnir in DD gear with Excal/Aegis, homam hands/legs/feet, ocean sash for higher added effect procs, then wore like Shadow Mantle, relic body, and some other retarded combinations of gear. Ssizz was a total tool, period.

It was fun watching a PLD do 5-7k damage though. I bet she did more than all their other melee.

[kisada]

Does sitting around in whitegate with an Aegis is, Kbody, Ebody, etc most of the time qualify? How about matching your aegis up with absolutely... 0 shield skill gear?

Someone like this exists??

On my server, not only does someone like this exist (0 skill gear), but worse. According to members in his own linkshell, he had absolutely no idea that the shield had magic reduction until long after he'd completed it.

Coupla other interesting tidbits about this guy (zeroenna):

- he liked to pos and flee hack to valley of sorrows on warrior, then claim that he was using thief sub yet still dual-wielding his axe/ridill.

- he likes to go to cerberus and melee as his drk while other tanks in his linkshell go as pld.

In ADDITION to that, this guy's linkshell has another aegis paladin that goes to events as thf with TH4, while their linkshell leader who also has a TH4 thf comes as pld with no aegis. We got some real smart people on our server, i'll tell you that.

[Intense]

On my server, not only does someone like this exist (0 skill gear), but worse. According to members in his own linkshell, he had absolutely no idea that the shield had magic reduction until long after he'd completed it.

Coupla other interesting tidbits about this guy (zeroenna):

- he liked to pos and flee hack to valley of sorrows on warrior, then claim that he was using thief sub yet still dual-wielding his axe/ridill.

- he likes to go to cerberus and melee as his drk while other tanks in his linkshell go as pld.

In ADDITION to that, this guy's linkshell has another aegis paladin that goes to events as thf with TH4, while their linkshell leader who also has a TH4 thf comes as pld with no aegis. We got some real smart people on our server, i'll tell you that.

Maybe a rule for YOUR server should be: You can only come if you can pronounce the servers name. (Unfortunately, I cant pronounce it )

[Ryko]

I'm not sure of the rules.

Does sitting around in whitegate with an Aegis, Kbody, Ebody, etc most of the time qualify? How about matching your aegis up with absolutely... 0 shield skill gear (then complain that the job and the relic are utterly useless and a waste)? How about tanking faf pld/war with carbonara while getting critted non stop for buckets of damage? Using a kraken on fly mobs in xp parties that has a smn healer? Taking epic damage from Tiamat about 6 months after everyone else had figured out to use a magic/fire resist build?

Is this mostly what you're looking for?

You forgot to mention him admitting several times to buying massive amounts of gil to fund his relic.

Supposedly that was just a "vicious rumor propegated by our LS because of drama that shouldn't have existed"

[Toth]

I think this wacko Poof wins the all-time drama:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGTqRyQovvs

Remember her? Her helpful LS that charges people millions for prom runs among other things? Ryko and I get shoutouts too so I guess I can be flattered. Didn't know killing Colibiris outside Al Zhabi for seals would be so insulting lol

[Kiro]

Honorable mention from Kujata:

Hiruke: Biggest shit-talking piece of gutter trash ever, he constantly bashes LSs and then when they bash back, he pretends he never started shit. He proclaims his LS as a "sea LS" but i dont think they even have a set of JoL triggers. The shit that he starts is just too retarded to fathom cause he pretends he's never done anything wrong to anyone or instigate anything.

Bizznatch: Think of the most immature person you've ever met and multiply that by 10, a retarded WAR (warcry merits and all that shit), and he honestly believes his own LS has never and will never bot HNMs cause he's so god damn prideful, and tries to justify MPKing based on a collection of assumptions about botting at the time.

Influx: EU player who turned into a gigantic prick after my perma to 75 w/ him way back in 2004, he taught the first group of RMTs how to farm in sky when he was going to quit.

Just when I think you can't get any sexier...

[Lordender]

There used to be a JP pld on Kujata named Ssizz who was like this. Had Aegis, Excalibur, etc. but she wore almost no shield skill armor. Iirc she had a 15%~ block rate on Fafnir, with Aegis.

loljp.

[Krandor]

Asura= melchor? swore that plds should only use estaff after shield update\war is the only pld sub

That's indeed a close one for melchor vs soup. I will say that soup is usually a pretty good pld, but when it comes to playing around with his excalibur on hnm I'm not a huge supporter of that decision. In all fairness though, the way our shell attempts Tiamat is all wrong as it is and soup meleeing it doesn't really make the situation that much worse...we're already force feeding it TP on the ground.

The really strange thing is that Melchor is so anti pld/nin, despite one of the biggest advocates on the server (lancelot, lol on topic name) belonging to his shell. That's some quality ostriching there, I think he's buried up to his ass in sand.

No offense but you really need to get your head out of Soup's ass. I'm sure there is some nice gear you need from your shell but your mouth is so firmly attached to Soup's testicles it's almost disgusting. Ru Paul dresses himself better then Soup.

[Ryko]

Oh fuck you toth.

[Isildur]

On my server, not only does someone like this exist (0 skill gear), but worse. According to members in his own linkshell, he had absolutely no idea that the shield had magic reduction until long after he'd completed it.

a little bit of win