Fucking Paris Hilton LOL

[Kuai]

yall just hatin

[Kuya]

yall just hatin

they see me ridin

[Tydeis]

[Isildur]

That guy is nice lol

Also she is so fucking retarded to the point where I want to fuck her profusely.

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No thanks, I don't want my balls to fall off from 5 STDs

thats fag talk, lol

I am sure she's seen more shaft than an elevator, and is probably as loose as a baseball glove. But I'll go out on a limb that shes STD free haha

she's definetly not hot in my opinion, her lazy eye drives me insane and her face looks like some dude sat on her too hard while she gave him a rim job....her ass is too narrow, she's way too skinny, and her boobs are too small

i can honestly say that i've hit better than paris

[Kuya]

Shes not ugly, but she is proof you dont need to be smart, beautiful, and talented to be famous.

[Bwelch]

YOU FIND ANYTHING DOWN THERE PARIS?

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n...paris_digs.jpg

[Kuya]

YOU FIND ANYTHING DOWN THERE PARIS?

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n...paris_digs.jpg

Lets see sandy cheecks and crabs.

i think she found spongebob

[Ohemgee]

Shes not ugly, but she is proof you dont need to be smart, beautiful, and talented to be famous.

She has a retarded face.

[SchuldigGER]

soo.... whos going to throw the first brick at her ?

[Duckroll]

My eight year old cousin actually looks up to this bimbo, it's disturbing, I don't want my own family members to become anything close to Paris Hilton.

[Byrd]

Someone told me once that people in New Jersey can't even pump their own gas, that it's against the law or something. That's so silly.

That's true in Oregon, and (I think) one other state. Might be New Jersey. But no sales tax here, either. Oregon's kind of weird like that.

[pimpp]

That guy is nice lol

Also she is so fucking retarded to the point where I want to fuck her profusely.

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No thanks, I don't want my balls to fall off from 5 STDs

thats fag talk, lol

I am sure she's seen more shaft than an elevator, and is probably as loose as a baseball glove. But I'll go out on a limb that shes STD free haha

she's definetly not hot in my opinion, her lazy eye drives me insane and her face looks like some dude sat on her too hard while she gave him a rim job....her ass is too narrow, she's way too skinny, and her boobs are too small

i can honestly say that i've hit better than paris

wait, im sry. ur saying u wouldnt fuck her. u have a dick,right? and u know how to wrap it up, right? and ur not gay, right?

wrong? o, ur gay, ok.

ive taken shits smarter than that, but yeah, who cares. she'd get the dick and ur lieing if u say otherwise.

[Dank]

Funniest thing about that video is the fact that she didn't even fucking TIP the guy that walked all the way to the gas station to get her gas. You could kinda see it in his face when she actually accepted the change he gave her. At least let him keep the change, especially if you are gonna throw it in the backseat instead of putting it in a normal place, like, I dunno, the change holder in your car?

[Gnu]

Funniest thing about that video is the fact that she didn't even fucking TIP the guy that walked all the way to the gas station to get her gas.

she is incapable of thinking.

edit: but i'd still hit it for sure

[Mysterio]

Funniest thing about that video is the fact that she didn't even fucking TIP the guy that walked all the way to the gas station to get her gas. You could kinda see it in his face when she actually accepted the change he gave her. At least let him keep the change, especially if you are gonna throw it in the backseat instead of putting it in a normal place, like, I dunno, the change holder in your car?

He'd also look like a vagrant if he didn't offer the change, it was purely her decision.

Shes still a dumb spoiled bitch.

But I'd still fuck her though. Even if she has a crooked eye, that just means I'll have to straighten out her other eye to match.

[Xiona]

the money prolly smelled like gas. lol if i had an endless supply of it my whole life and a tiny portion smelled less desirable than id toss that shit in the back too.

the only reason you are thinking about it like this is because money IS an issue in your life. i mean money to her is like well... paper towels to dry our hands off to us. if we dry our hands off with them we throw them away even though they arent dirty lol

as far as fucking her goes, i wouldnt. its not because she may have more STD/STIs than a planned parenthood waiting room. its because she has no personality whatso ever and very little brains. ill trade a little bit of pretty for some brains and personality anyday. ive never subscribed to the whole fucking someone just to fuck them. your numbers never go down so why waste it on something fleeting

btw you can say im gay all you like, but that shit wont offend me. maybe if it was true and i was hiding it then itd be different.

[gandorf]

I would not fuck her either. I think she is nasty an ugly i seen that movie she was in national lampoon one. That other girl that was on law an order Svu is 100x better looking. Xiona is right personality is very important. Paris is prob good at 2 things fucking and shopping but she is like 60pounds i would prob break her.

[Senoska]

Paris is one ugly bitch no matter what you guy's say. Seriously, I would trade some looks for some smarts. I too, have never gotten into the whole "well okay she has a vagina I better fuck it" type of deal. Its just not me. I like girls to be a goddamn person and not some mindless zombie with a rich daddy who is spoiled to no end.

Paris is really annoying, no matter how much everyone ignores he she just WONT GO AWAY.

Have fun with your loaf of nothing laying on your bed. I will enjoy a real woman.

[Takedown3]

id hit it over and over until i got a piece of that trust fund

[Totien]

wait, im sry. ur saying u wouldnt fuck her. u have a dick,right? and u know how to wrap it up, right? and ur not gay, right?

wrong? o, ur gay, ok.

ive taken shits smarter than that, but yeah, who cares. she'd get the dick and ur lieing if u say otherwise.

LMFAO I think I just figured out why you never post here. Every time you do you look stupider and stupider.

Yes, I did that on purpose. I doubt he'll even notice.