BLEACH 183 RECAP
I HAVE RETURN'D, VICTORIOUS, FROM THE KYOTO. I BRING WITH ME THE OMIYAGE OF THE 183 RECAP.
PREVIOUS EPISODES: PRINCESS KASUMI STABBED ICHIGO, ICHIGO TOOK PRINCE UKE PRISONER, FILLER!CAPTAIN PULLED SOME CRAP, PRINCE UKE DEVELOPED STOCKHOLM SYNDROME.
OMAEDA: IT SURE IS TOUGH BEING SO BADASS THAT I GET BLACK EYES JUST BY BEING AWESOME.
DUDE: SIR YOU GOT THAT BY BEING LAME.
OMAEDA: I WILL PICK MY EAR AND IGNORE THAT COMMENT. ::LAMES ALL OVER THE PLACE::
KIRA: I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THE TRUTH. I MUST GOING TO DISCOVER IT. OH WAIT, A HELL BUTTERFLY WITH A MESSAGES. I GUESS I'LL STOP?
FILLER!CAPTAIN: OH ICHIGO, WE'RE BFF NOW. SOMETHING HAPPENED THAT DOUGRAS DIDN'T SEE LAST WEEK TO MAKE US BFF. I WONDER WHAT IT WAS.
ICHIGO: MAYBE I SAVED YOUR LIFE.
RUKIA: MAYBE IT WAS MY MISSHAPEN FACE.
FILLER!CAPTAIN: YEAH, PROBABLY.
SOME DUDES: OH GOD THE NEW CAPTAIN IS TOTALLY HANGING OUT WITH ICHIGO, THIS IS BAD NEWS.
FILLER!CAPTAIN: MY FACE LOOKS AWFUL.
RUKIA: IT'S THE QUALITY ANIMATIONS, SIR. IT HITS US ALL. ESPECIALLY ME.
FILLER!CAPTAIN: I SURE DO ENJOY RUNNING.
PRINCE UKE: I SURE DO ENJOY RIDING AROUND ON ICHIGO'S MANLY BACK.
GENERAL GRANDPA GENRYUUSEI YAMAMOTO OLDGUY: I AM SO GRUMPY AND OLD.
HITSUGAYA: I HAVE A NEWS.
UKITAKE: TELL IT TO US.
SHUNSUI: WE LIKE NEWS.
IBA: MY MANLY MEN SQUAD OF MANLY MEN IS LOOKING FOR ICHIGO. MANLY.
RENJI: I HAVE A THING TO TELL YOU. IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR PECS HAVE WHISKERS.
IBA: THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I'M A MANLY MAN WHO'S MANLY AND BUFF.
RENJI: THEY MANAGED TO MAKE MY CHIN LOOK AWFUL, IN THIS SIDE-SHOT THAT ONLY SHOWS MY CHIN. HOW DID THEY DO THIS?
DUDES: OH MY GOD WE'RE FREAKING OUT.
SHUUHEI: I'M HOT.
DUDES: ::GET ALL FLUSHED:: SIR.
SHUUHEI: A WINNER IS ME?
IKKAKU: NO THE WINNER IS ME.
RENJI: I KNOW IN MY HEART OF HEARTS THAT RUKIA WOULD ONLY DO THE RIGHT THING. SO YOU AND YOUR BE-WHISKERED PECTORAL MUSCLES CAN JUST GO DIE OR SOMETHING.
IBA: I WILL NOT.
RENJI: YOUR MOM.
IBA: YOU LEAVE MY MOTHER OUT OF THIS, YOU TROLLOP.
RENJI: IF ANYONE IS A LADY OF NEGOTIABLE AFFECTION HERE, IT IS YOU, YOU LADY OF NEGOTIABLE AFFECTION.
DUDE1: THIS IS HEATING UP. I'M ALL EXCITED.
DUDE2: YOU LOOK SORT OF LIKE STEPHEN SEGAL.
DUDE1: WHATEVER.
DUDE2: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBLAHBLABLABLABHABLHABHABLHABLHA BLAHBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. BLAH.
ME: MY GOD SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING IN THIS GODFORSAKEN EPISODE.
KIRA: I LIKE BEING IN STORAGE ROOMS? EMO, EMO STORAGE ROOMS? BUT NOW I GUESS I'LL LEAVE? WHY WAS I IN THAT STORAGE ROOM? THIS IS CONFUSING. I'M CONFUSED.
3RD SQUAD LAMERS IN A FLASHBACK: I LIKE BEING LAME.
KIRA: OH GOD, NOT LAMERS.
COMMERICAL BREAK
GENERAL GRANDPA GENRYUUSEI YAMAMOTO OLDGUY: SO WHO CAN TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS GRUMPY MOOD I'M IN?
UKITAKE: APPARENTLY ICHIGO IS RUNNING AROUND WITH FILLER!CAPTAIN NOW OR SOMETHING.
GENERAL GRANDPA GENRYUUSEI YAMAMOTO OLDGUY: POOP.
UKITAKE: PRINCESS KASUMI SURE DID SEEM ODD. STABBING GUYS AND STUFF.
NANAO-CHAN: I HAVE A BAD NEWS, THERE'S A FIGHTS GOING ON.
SHUNSUI: BADASS, FINALLY.
RENJI: I WILL KILL YOU THE IBA!
IBA: YOUR MOTHER IS ALSO A LADY OF, OH WHATEVER. ::SWORDS::
IKKAKU: ALSO I AM FIGHTING YOU.
SHUUHEI: YES, YOU ARE.
IBA: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH LET'S NOT FIGHT AND INSTEAD TALK BLAH BLAH BLAH.
RENJI: AND WHILE WE CHAT, RUKIA AND LAMEWAD GET FURTHER AND FURTHER AWAY FROM YOUR CLUTCHES.
IBA: CURSES, FOILED AGAIN.
IKKAKU: HEY LOOK, WE'RE ACTUALLY KIND OF FIGHTING.
SHUUHEI: THEY'D BETTER CUT AWAY FROM IT AND NOT SHOW THIS, IT'S GETTING TOO EXCITING.
KIRA: WHAT'S WRONG, I CAME AS SOON AS I GOT OUT OF THAT STORAGE ROOM.
LAMER: THIS DUDE IS DEAD OR SOMETHING.
KIRA: A DEAD GUY NO! I'LL GO INTO THIS TOWER NOW.
PRINCESS KASUMI: A LADY CAN ALWAYS PICK A LOCK WITH A HAIRPIN. ::SHE DOES::
FAIL!NINJAS: GET BACK IN THE GIANT BIRDCAGE, MISS.
KIRA: FAIL!NINJAS? BIRDCAGES? THIS SEEMS SOMEHOW ODD.
FAIL!NINJAS: WE'RE GOING TO KILL YOU NOW.
KIRA: ::KILLS THEM ALL::
FAIL!NINJA: I LOVE BEING A FAILURE. COME TASTE MY TENTACLE ARM.
KIRA: WHAT THE CRAP? WHEN DID THIS COME BACK INTO FASHION? DIDN'T THAT LIKE, BLOW UP OR SOMETHING?
PRINCESS KASUMI: HELP, I AM BEING KIDNAPPED.
KIRA: HELP, THE FAIL!NINJAS ARE BEATING ME (IF ONLY I HAD A SHIKAI OR SOMETHING)
IBA: DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT EVERYBODY IS OUT THERE WORKING TO FIND THESE DUDES OR SOMETHING?
RENJI: I THINK YOU'RE ALL WRONG.
IBA: I'M GOING TO SCRATCH MY HEAD. ::SCRATCHSCRATCH::
IKKAKU: IT'S A GOOD THING WE STOPPED FIGHTING, I WAS GETTING TOO EXCITED.
ICHIGO: I LIKE TO RUN.
RENJI & IKKAKU: DIE!
KIRA: I KILLED THE FAIL!NINJAS!
FLYING HOVERDISK OF DEATH: THIS SEEMS INOPPORTUNE.
LOVELY ASSISTANT: I'M GAY FOR YOUR MOM.
KIRA: BUT MY MOTHER IS A WOMAN AND YOU ARE A GUY.
LOVELY ASSISTANT: OH. UM. THEN I'M GOING TO KILL YOU?
KIRA: GREEEEEEEEEAT.
END OF EPISODE
NEXT EPISODE: LOVELY ASSISTANT'S LOVELY PAST. KIRA LOOKS PISSY.
OMAKE: RENJI AND SHUUHEI HIT UP OMAEDA FOR LUNCH. SHUUHEI LOVES LUNCH, RENJI IS UNAPPEASED.
Also as for Manga i think Yumichika use's his Energy Steal Shikai thingy, i forget the name. I know the spoilers meantioned something about Peacock feathers and i know his word turned into peacock feathers when he used it on shuuhei