Bleach

[Drex]

Ulquiorra should be dead, Ishida should be dead, Chad should die to Yammy, and Ichigo should fuck up Orihime a bit before coming to his senses. Then Orihime should go "fuck it" and reject hueco mundo entirely. Somehow plot the survivors back to Karakura while the captains are getting fucked up by espada 1-3, and go from there.

[meeeeeep]

Ulquiorra should be dead, Ishida should be dead, Chad should die to Yammy, and Ichigo should fuck up Orihime a bit before coming to his senses. Then Orihime should go "fuck it" and reject hueco mundo entirely. Somehow plot the survivors back to Karakura while the captains are getting fucked up by espada 1-3, and go from there.

Can you start writing Bleach please? :/

[kuronosan]

Some funny shit I saw on GameFAQs (of all places) of the obvious recycling of the epic "HAHA I'M SNEAKING UP ON YOU" frame:

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/406/ulqvsaizen.png

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/2328/urahara.png

http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/3413/windex.jpg

http://imgur.com/EAXZQ.jpg

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/9144/wonders.jpg

[Draggy]

yeah was being discussed in the LJ bleach comm the other day lol. somebody drew aizen pouncing on Ulq then ichi pouncing wonderweiss to complete the cycle

[Max™]

http://imgur.com/EAXZQ.jpg

That had me fucking rolling.

"Wait, how the fuck am I back there as well?"

[ninjafox]

Ishida is dumb. In shounen the only people who are able to stop the whole "berserker" rage thing is family or some chick the dude is bonin. He should know better lol

[Zilong]

Ichigo wasn't boning Ishida?

News to me

[CrimsonAngel]

Does anyone know why halibel and neliel dont have hollow holes??

or is it jus that they arent visible??

[Zeb]

Does anyone know why halibel and neliel dont have hollow holes??

or is it jus that they arent visible??

They have a hole...One a lot of weeaboos want to see.

[Draggy]

coolhorn never had one either unless it was hidden under his man-thong

[Imitarate]

Okay... I haven't really been following the anime or the manga except in passing, this thread pretty much tells me what (isn't) happening each week. I usually look up the latest ep of bleach to see if the op/ed have changed and watch the Shinigami Picturebook or whatever at the end. I dipped into the latest episode a little bit...


Why the fuck are Loser Guy, Martial Arts Chick, and The Lesbian One training with Konchigo in Urahara's underground thing? WHAT? When did this happen? What's going on? HUH? I'm so confused. I probably need to stop caring about this at all, since it's... well. It is what it is. Is this the level of ridiculousness they've stooped to? That this is a passable "filler" episode? Because honestly, guys, HONESTLY, even for Bleach i'm disappointed.

[edit] You know what? I posted too soon. I fast forwarded a bit, and a masked Kanonji is riding on some kind of jet-platform with everyone mentioned above (and the little girl and batboy) in senshi costumes. This is probably the most awesome thing in Bleach since Pendulum. It's like they just tipped back another tequila and said "You know what? YOU KNOW WHAT? Fuck it. Nobody's gonna watch this shit anymore soon. Let's go nuts."

[kuronosan]

Dude, that's all filler. None of that has even come close to happening yet. The last time we saw Keigo, Tatsuki, and the other douchebag was way back before Ichigo and co. ever left for Hueco Mundo.

Don't confuse the anime for the manga.

[Souj]

Dude, that's all filler. None of that has even come close to happening yet. The last time we saw Keigo, Tatsuki, and the other douchebag was way back before Ichigo and co. ever left for Hueco Mundo.

Don't confuse the anime for the manga.

what are you talking about?
Tatsuki and Keigo showed up at Urahara's place a little after HM arc started and began their training with Urahara to develop their already existing powers. Last we saw they were wandering the desert with the 2 little urahara helper kids trying to find a way into the dome to help the others.

[kuronosan]

Tell me you're joking. Please.

edit: Fuck sake, wish I was joking. New chapter spoilers:

Title "The Ash"

Spoiler: show

Kurosaki falls over.

Hime "Kurosaki-kun!! Kurosaki-kun!!"
Ulquiorra watches the scene

Ulq (thought) "Regenerating his arms and legs and body is just a farce. You can't bring back the organs that were blow away. If I hadn't ended it with that blow just now, I would be the one dying over there.

Light? falls down? on Kurosaki
Ishida "....the hole.... is closing...."
Ulq "Instant regeneration?!"
Hime "Kurosaki....kun....?"

Kurosaki gets up at once.
"I'm? Didn't I have a hole in my chest?"
Hime "Kurosaki-kun...."
Kurosaki "Inoue.... are you ok?"
Hime smiles.
Ichigo notices Ishida's state.
Ishida "You finally woke up...."
Kurosaki "Did I give you that wound?"

Ulq "He's a stubborn guy."
Ulq pulls out the sword Kurosaki stabbed him with from Ishida.
He throws the sword in front of Kurosaki.
Ulquiorra "Take it. End the fight."
Kurosaki "I stabbed Ishida?"
Ulquiorra "You didn't know?"
Kurosaki "I also cut off your left arm and left leg?"
Kurosaki "If so, cut off my left arm and left leg."
Hime "kurosaki-kun!!"
Kurosaki: The one you fought up till just now was a me with the hollowmask and without a consciousness.
That's not me. If you want me to end the fight, I'll have to be in the same state as you, else it's not fair right!"
Ishida "Kurosaki! Do you know what you're saying?"
Ulq "That's good, if that's your wish, so be it."

Ulq grows wings? "This far....kill me."
Kurosaki is surprised.
Ulq "Hurry up.... I don't have any strength left to walk... if you don't kill me now,
the fight will go on endlessly....
Kurosaki "....I refuse."
Ulq "what?"
Kurosaki "I'm saying I don't want to! This.... this isn't a win!!"

Ulq is surprised.
Ulq "Tch.... you're the kind of guy who does whatever he likes..... up until the end...."
Ulq looks at Hime.
Ulq "Though I was finally starting to develop some interest in you guys."
Hime has a bewildered? facial expression.
Ulq reaches out his hand "....Am I frightening, woman?"
Hime with a sad face "You're not."
Ulq "Is that so."
Hime starts reaching out her hand
and Ulq disappears in a rustling motion, like ash.

[Khalil]

Tell me you're joking. Please.

edit: Fuck sake, wish I was joking. New chapter spoilers:

Title "The Ash"

Spoiler: show

Kurosaki falls over.

Hime "Kurosaki-kun!! Kurosaki-kun!!"
Ulquiorra watches the scene

Ulq (thought) "Regenerating his arms and legs and body is just a farce. You can't bring back the organs that were blow away. If I hadn't ended it with that blow just now, I would be the one dying over there.

Light? falls down? on Kurosaki
Ishida "....the hole.... is closing...."
Ulq "Instant regeneration?!"
Hime "Kurosaki....kun....?"

Kurosaki gets up at once.
"I'm? Didn't I have a hole in my chest?"
Hime "Kurosaki-kun...."
Kurosaki "Inoue.... are you ok?"
Hime smiles.
Ichigo notices Ishida's state.
Ishida "You finally woke up...."
Kurosaki "Did I give you that wound?"

Ulq "He's a stubborn guy."
Ulq pulls out the sword Kurosaki stabbed him with from Ishida.
He throws the sword in front of Kurosaki.
Ulquiorra "Take it. End the fight."
Kurosaki "I stabbed Ishida?"
Ulquiorra "You didn't know?"
Kurosaki "I also cut off your left arm and left leg?"
Kurosaki "If so, cut off my left arm and left leg."
Hime "kurosaki-kun!!"
Kurosaki: The one you fought up till just now was a me with the hollowmask and without a consciousness.
That's not me. If you want me to end the fight, I'll have to be in the same state as you, else it's not fair right!"
Ishida "Kurosaki! Do you know what you're saying?"
Ulq "That's good, if that's your wish, so be it."

Ulq grows wings? "This far....kill me."
Kurosaki is surprised.
Ulq "Hurry up.... I don't have any strength left to walk... if you don't kill me now,
the fight will go on endlessly....
Kurosaki "....I refuse."
Ulq "what?"
Kurosaki "I'm saying I don't want to! This.... this isn't a win!!"

Ulq is surprised.
Ulq "Tch.... you're the kind of guy who does whatever he likes..... up until the end...."
Ulq looks at Hime.
Ulq "Though I was finally starting to develop some interest in you guys."
Hime has a bewildered? facial expression.
Ulq reaches out his hand "....Am I frightening, woman?"
Hime with a sad face "You're not."
Ulq "Is that so."
Hime starts reaching out her hand
and Ulq disappears in a rustling motion, like ash.

Spoiler: show

I'm kinda speechless...This fuck got his a huge hole in his chest, his friend Ishida got his ass beat hard by him and almost beat Orihime yet Ichigo still feels bad? WTF?!

[kuronosan]

Yea, this is the first time I've actually considered quitting my Bleach reading.

[Odesseiron]

Yea, this is the first time I've actually considered quitting my Bleach reading.

That's what everyone who hates Bleach says almost every week, yet they keep going back to it. /shrug

[Hyriu]

Wow, what the fuck? Seriously?

[nondachi]

Yea, this is the first time I've actually considered quitting my Bleach reading.

you guys bash this manga, threaten to quit the manga, but still keep on reading. if you just see bleach on the surface as a action manga for boys/teen, it's not that bad

( from reading this topic, I'm probably the first person to defend bleach :/ )

[Odesseiron]

you guys bash this manga, threaten to quit the manga, but still keep on reading. if you just see bleach on the surface as a action manga for boys/teen, it's not that bad

( from reading this topic, I'm probably the first person to defend bleach :/ )

See all of my posts. I agree with you 100% People are looking for entirely too much depth for a comic.