Bleach

[BadKarma]

I fucking hate Johnny Yong Bosch

[Souj]

http://www.gaijinside.com/wp-content...-capture-3.png
He's coming to kick your ass.

[Apelila]

God dammit souj, don't give kubo ideas.

[Stilzkin]

I warn you, I was bored, Very bored. Not just regular bored, but "holy shit wtf" bored
seriously, there is no way you can believe just how bored I am until you click the spoiler tag.

Spoiler: show

Super mega crazy theory ideas of bleach begin!
You have been warned.

Spoiler: show

Aizen was in love with Kirio Hikifune. She was the reason Aizen joined the Gotei 13. He trained and trained to become as strong a shinigami as he could. He become strong enough and was finally able to become eligible to join the gotei 13. He wished to get into the 12th division to serve under Hikifune, but was instead put into the 5th division.

Everything went fine for awhile. Hikifune seemed to be ignorant of Aizen's love of her, but he did not give up. But then, Hikifune fell in love with the 11th Division Captain, Isshin Kenpachi. Aizen became extremely jealous. His jealousy became hate. He wanted to kill Isshin Kenpachi, but couldn't find a way to get away with it, even with his complete hypnosis, so, he found a way to separate his Bankai's power(because no one knew he had bankai), leaving Aizen with only his shikai, so that his separated bankai could kill Isshin. Aizen traveled deep within soul society, to District 80, and separated his bankai from his zanpaktou and gave it human form.

The separating of the bankai portion of his zanpaktou left this newly formed being without any memories. Aizen kept his distance from the bankai, leading it towards the path that it was created for. The bankai named itself Zaraki, and strived to be known as the strongest, something the current 11th captain, Isshin Kenpachi often gloated of being.

Meanwhile, during a mission that involved going into the human world, Isshin had fallen deeply in love with a human, and wanted to leave Soul Society to live with her, but that was not allowed, and he still did care for Hikifune. One day, he found out that Hikifune was given an opportunity to become a part of the Zero Squad, but she refused because of her love for Isshin. Isshin believed her joining Zero Squad would be the best decision she could make, so he tried to figure out a way get her to join it.

Zaraki had made his way to seretei(sp?), making his claims he was the strongest and wanted to prove it. Isshin had found a way out of his dilemma. He Made a challenge to Zaraki, saying they would fight, and the winner would get to keep the title of Kenpachi.
During the fight, Isshin faked his death, using this chance to escape to the real world. Aizen, aware that Isshin faked his death, kept track of him, but did not care because now he was not with Hikifune.

What Aizen did not foresee, however, was that now that Isshin was out of Hikifune's life, she now had nothing keeping her from joining the Zero Squad, which she did. Aizens heart broke. He fell into depression. He tried and tried to become stronger so he could get promoted to Zero Squad, but he was at his limit. A limit self imposed psychologically by Aizen himself, because deep down, he knew, that even if he did get into Zero Squad, Hikifune would only break his heart again.

He tried his best to become even stronger, but to no avail. Then one day, he found out about an invention made by the new 12th division captain, Urahara. The invention was the Hogyoku, an item that breaks limits. Aizen set up Urahara and a large majority of the Gotei 13, who had often made fun of him and his crush on Hikifune. He hollowfied them all, and made it look like it was Urahara's doing. As planned, Urahara was blamed, but he managed to escape with the Hogyoku before Aizen could take it.

During the next 50 years, Aizen created several experimental hollow/shinigami hybrids. The Shinigami side was used to give emotions and "heart", while the hollow served as a barrier and restriction to the power of the heart. Aizen's obsession consumed him. He was no longer of sane mind. He had become so consumed with breaking the limits of his heart, he had forgotten why he was doing so. He could only remember that he wanted to get into The kings dimension. Soon the events of the Soul Society arc occur, and Aizen obtains the Hogyoku.

Aizen retreats to Hueco Mundo, where he continued his hollow/shinigami hybrid experiments. He created dozens of Arrancar trying to create a hollow with a "heart", for if he can create a hollow with a "heart" surely he could break the limits on his own heart. His experiments do not meet his expectations, but he succeeds in unlocking the true power of the Hogyoku. Believing all his experimental arrancar were failures, he disposes of them while using them to distract the Gotei 13, which brings us to the current chapter of Bleach.

Aizen is fighting the man he hates the very most, though he know longer even remembers why. He reveals to Isshin the power of the Hogyoku, and destroys the limit Aizen had once set upon himself. Suddenly he remembers why he had done everything he had done. He is overcome with grief once he realizes that Hikifune will not ever love him, especially not now that he has done all that he has done. He attempts to repent when Gin destroys the pillars that brings the real town back. Aizen tries to get Gin to stop, but Gin slices up Aizen, leaving him barely alive.

Gin begins the creation of the key. Ichigo and Isshin try to stop Gin, but it is too late. The key is created and a portal opens up to take Gin. Isshin, Ichigo and Aizen are also taken into the portal and transported to the Kings Dimension. Hikifune stands in front of them. Aizen, who's barely managing to stay alive, stretches out his hand towards Hikifune and tries to say "I love you" just before Hikifune stabs her sword right into Aizen's neck. Hikifune then tells Aizen that he has been a great pawn, and tells him thanks for opening the gateway between the Kings dimension and the real world. She then says that now her and her son Gin can now rule all SS, kings dimension and the human world.

Bam. Suck it, Kubo!

Kubo said he's too lazy to come up with a story for Aizen.

[CrimsonAngel]

The Grimmjow fight was the last good fight there was in bleach up until ichigo caught his hand and decided to win, other than that the captains just kinda pulled there wins out of knowhere. you could count ichigo's hollow takin out Ulqiorra but that was more of him showing up and curb stompin the batmans ass.

[Guitarman]

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He's coming to kick your ass.

If ichigo morphed into the black power ranger it would be the best thing in any anime ever. seriously.

[BadKarma]

But then he would be black and thus people would cease to care about Bleach

[BadKarma]

*implying people care about Bleach*

[kuronosan]

You know that's just sad enough to be true, Souj. You deserve an award. We give awards in these threads still, right?

[Souj]

But then he would be black and thus people would cease to care about Bleach

Bosch was a black ranger and he was...white?
Black ranger zord after the dinosaurs was lame

fuckin frog.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3294/...038337.jpg?v=0
I remember laughin my ass off when that thing spit out a bunch of tiny frogs and they all jumped over the bad guy.

You know that's just sad enough to be true, Souj. You deserve an award. We give awards in these threads still, right?

I can take checks.

[BadKarma]

Bosch was a black ranger and he was...white?
Black ranger zord after the dinosaurs was lame

fuckin frog.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3294/...038337.jpg?v=0
I remember laughin my ass off when that thing spit out a bunch of tiny frogs and they all jumped over the bad guy.



I can take checks.

yellow actually

[arus2001]

Souj's silly spoiler aside, it got me wondering if maybe being promoted to Zero Squad is simply the Shinigami being willingly reincarnated as a sort of thanks for service. In the event Isshin was a captain when that chick got promoted, and they had a thing going, he could've went to find her reincarnated self and make the hybrid-babies that got Aizen's interest.

Tying this in with the Shiba thing and the clan falling from nobility, we know SS had all their little rules about going to the human world, needing hell butterflies/clearance, and just the general dishonor of abandoning your post. Isshin could've had a moderate knowledge of Urahara, moreso Yoruichi, but coming into contact with them later could've gotten him hooked up with a gigai perhaps after SS tried to kill/depower him like Byakuya did to Ichigo initially.

But we all know this would require Kubo to think.

And I'm trying to figure out why people actually like FLCL. Good to know AS is still running it into the ground.

[Ragnus]

FLCL was fun for what it was. 6 episodes of anime that was borderline overdosing on speed.

[Insanecyclone]

FLCL was fun for what it was. 6 episodes of anime that was borderline overdosing on speed.

AS seems to skip Battle Brittle now because of Haruko's ass and black girl's tits and that's it. The episode itself is awesome so besides that them skipping it is stupid.

[Souj]

part II!

Spoiler: show

Yoirichi, Urahara and Ishida's father also show up, and together they stop Gin and Hikifune. The fighting is over. Inside Hueco Mundo, Yammi is also defeated. Orihime heals up everyone, including Grimmjow, and also reverses Nel so that she stays in her adult form permanently. Evereyone leaves HM for the real world, except for Grimmjow and Nel, who stay to look after the place. All the shinigami and vizards are healed up.

The group is talking about how all of the town was used to create the key, but Urahara jumps in and says that the Key is more than just something to use to get into the Kings dimension, but it is a dimension itself, and that dimension is called Limbo. All the souls of the town are trapped in the Limbo dimension, and can be saved theoretically, but the souls of those who enter are changed on a molecular level, and if a soul was put in or taken out of limbo without changing it, it would be destroyed. Urahara says he doesn't know of a way to do that, and that is when Mayuri speaks up. He shows the group the 2 bodies he found. They are Gigais for Gin and Hikifune, and they were made specially to travel freely inside Limbo. Urahara and Mayuri begin to work on creating gigais capable of the same thing.

and thus the Limbo arc begins!

[Akiyama]

AS seems to skip Battle Brittle now because of Haruko's ass and black girl's tits and that's it. The episode itself is awesome so besides that them skipping it is stupid.

black girl's tits? I forget that episode.

Oh, derp. Eyebrows' partner. Yeah, I remember that episode now.

[Deadgye]

FLCL was fun for what it was. 6 episodes of anime that was borderline overdosing on speed.

The usage of The Pillows made the show especially epic.

[Gredival]

Bosch was a black ranger and he was...white?

He's asian, or half.

But when the Red Ranger was Cherokee, the Yellow Ranger was Asian, and the Black Ranger was Black it was kind of very obviously stereotypical... So they just swapped the colors around to try make it less labeling.

[Deadgye]

But when the Red Ranger was Cherokee, the Yellow Ranger was Asian, and the Black Ranger was Black it was kind of very obviously stereotypical... So they just swapped the colors around to try make it less labeling.

And the pink ranger was a girl. (Don't forget the porn!) I loved when I was able to tell which ranger was which when their "skin color" matched their outfit.

[Ayn]

Go go Token Rangers!