Bleach

[BRP]

When Aizen summons his ultimate power, instead of saying BAN KAI he will say PLOT-O DEVICE-O.

[Skotty]

So are the vizards "perfect" or "failed experiments"? Did Chad and Orihime get their powers from Ichigo or Rukia?

Apparently you don't have to bother paying attention to what people say because they are really "lies" and 30 chapters later the "truth" will be revealed.

[Xno Kappa]

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[Sunrider]

Aizen went from "you've been under my hyposis all along" to "hougyoku makes hybrids" to "failed Vaizard experiments" to "lol you though I was telling you the truth I was lying all along" to "I've been watching Ichigo all along" to "it was the hougyoku all along."



But you know what? Fuck it.


You see, Gin is still consistently bad ass, Ichigo and Isshin make great comedy, and now, Kisuke's here.

[Drex]

I've never agreed with the bleach manga more than Isshin's lines on page 2

"What are you babbling about now? More nonsense, huh?"

shut
up
fuck

Also, wasn't tatsuki the one who hated being powerless the most? And yet jack and shit happened to her. Still mad she was never made useful.

[Eaglestrike]

I've never agreed with the bleach manga more than Isshin's lines on page 2

"What are you babbling about now? More nonsense, huh?"

shut
up
fuck

Also, wasn't tatsuki the one who hated being powerless the most? And yet jack and shit happened to her. Still mad she was never made useful.

Well, technically Tatsuki was the one with the "most power" as she did a good job protecting Inoue from things pre-Hollow's. Is Tatsuki even certain of Hollow's existing? I suppose she is with Inoue's wake-up power battle thing, but Tatsuki didn't have an issue with powerlessness until after Inoue and Chad developed power. And at that point it's possible she didn't spend much time around Rukia to get the Hougyoko powers.

[Khajit]

She was originally supposed to develop shinigami powers too. There's even an old cover with her in the outfit if you look back. it's the same one where shinji first popped in.

[Koul]

kubos trying way to hard to be deep with his shit.

"mabye if I say heart a lot it'll be 'poetic' and I'll finally get laid"

at least urahara is there. for all we know aizen could be lying and bullshitting about everything that he's saying. urahara wouldn't lie to us, right?

[kuronosan]

The only issue I see is that Kubo is having like... a cliffhanger/plot twist every chapter now.

YAMA HAS AWESOME KIDO!
ICHIGO STILL CAN'T HURT AIZEN!
AIZEN FUSED WITH HOGO!
IT'S ISSHIN!
GIN USED BANKAI!
ICHIGO HURT GIN AND GIN IS IMPRESSED!
AIZEN IS STILL FUSING WITH HOGO!
URAHARA ENTERS!

Okay, come on. I hope this is going somewhere. Right now the entire manga's history has been retconned and it doesn't make sense.

[Souj]

On a completely unrelated topic; Where's Unohana? She was right behind Ichigo.
another thing that doesnt make sense about the hogyoku is that apparently due to this new retcon, The entire arrancar and the HM arc should not have happened.
How was he creating Arrancar if that's not what his heart desired?

[Xno Kappa]

On a completely unrelated topic; Where's Unohana? She was right behind Ichigo.

How do you know she was not behind Ichigo?



EDIT: And LOL at SJ expecting people to pay for this garbage. The only reason it still has as many as fans as it does is because it's free lol.

[Lucavi]

On a completely unrelated topic; Where's Unohana? She was right behind Ichigo.
another thing that doesnt make sense about the hogyoku is that apparently due to this new retcon, The entire arrancar and the HM arc should not have happened.
How was he creating Arrancar if that's not what his heart desired?

Ichigo busted right through like a G. She's non-combat, so she probably slipped through the back and is healing people. We saw one panel of her anyway when Shinji questioned Ichigo as to why he didn't bring Busty McBreasts with him.

[Sanoske]

Don't troll me Kubo. You better make this fucking awesome, I want to Kisuke pull something crazy out.

[Rivero]

Ichigo busted right through like a G. She's non-combat, so she probably slipped through the back and is healing people. We saw one panel of her anyway when Shinji questioned Ichigo as to why he didn't bring Busty McBreasts with him.

It'd be hilarious if she like healed everyone who fought the Espadas and then Aizen and Gin had to fight them all over again.

[Draggy]

Sorry but all I can think of now is Jack Sparrows Compass.

[Lucavi]

It'd be hilarious if she like healed everyone who fought the Espadas and then Aizen and Gin had to fight them all over again.

I could see it, and I could also see Aizen spouting some "all according to plan!" nonsense as well.

[Khajit]

Im not even 5 pages into this chapter and im screaming bullshit. normally i ignore what you guys bitch about bleach since that happens even on good chapters but this week it really is crappy.

[arus2001]

I'm not exactly bothered by it. I don't see it so much as a retcon as it is adding a previously unknown element to it all. Up until now, the characters were just working with what they believed they knew of their situations. Kubo troll or not, such isn't outside the realm of possibility in other venues. Maybe next week Urahara will be all, "So, that's what you think, Aizen? Looks like the hogyouku tricked you~" and so begins an explaination of his true powah's true powah.

[Xno Kappa]

I hate how they portray Urahara in not completely understanding the full capabilities of the Hougyoku when he made the shit. Yet Aizen busts out of nowhere talking about how the dragon ball finally understands his heart. One of the biggest bullshits of the plot and one of my biggest complaints with Bleach right now.

[Khajit]

It retconned Orihime and chad and made the characterizations Kubo has made of them even worse.
A) chad was never powerless outside of the 5 seconds before he got superpowers. Need I remind you of him hulk smashing with a telephone pole?
So the Dragonball automatically works within 5 seconds of a person making a wish? Chad didn't feel powerless before so there's no criteria for it to have decided ahead of time. That gives it a effective range bigger than at least half the city which begs the question of why everyone else doesnt have superpowers?
And then it makes the negative traits many people dislike about Orihime even worse. So she wanted to become powerful to the extent that the only way to properly supply her is the ability to bitchslap god? And not only that but this person with such a huge craving for power spends forever being useless instead of doing what she wanted to do most "from the bottom of her heart?"
That's not even taking into account that Orihime being able to rewrite reality already breaks a rule in this very chapter that Aizen spouted off. If it cant give a user power they couldn't already obtain themselves then where the hell was Orihime hiding that shit before? Why didn't Tatsuki get stronger? etc etc etc

Every single sentence in this chapter opens up so many plotholes it's mind boggling.