My name is from the 31st president of the united states Abraham Trinsie Washington. He was the first person to ever have a middle name. The story of his middle name states that while the country was at war with the evil battle droids he heroicly protected the prostitutes in a brothel sanctuary. Whenever he believed they would be under any danger he would cover them with his naked body to shield them from harm. Due to his bravery he was voted president by the Toys "R" Us birthday club. He was inaugurated president on January 12th Eighteen something by a galactic chicken name Trin in a secret castle under the sea. Hence to show his gratitude shoved another name between his two names and also got it tattooed on his left ass cheek one drunken night.
That is where I got it.
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