Worst Linkshell App ever?

[Genosync]

I'm an asshole.

Someone wanted to get in my salvage linkshell.

So they sent me a tell saying so-and-so referred them to my linkshell and asked for a linkpearl.

It's like, you don't even have the proper respect to make an introduction? What the fuck.

[Zragnarok]

17. Who is your sponsor and what is your relationship with this person?
Vang is my sponsor. I've been "inside" him many times, and I wanted to be "inside" his shell.

lol...

20. Are you willing to drop everything in game that you are doing if the LS gets the opportunity to go kill something big?
I divorced my wife to kill Tiamat with pers.

omg that's a dedicated player, why don't you let him in ? Amirite ?!

[Domer]

Is that him trying to see how low the LS standards will go to recruit someone, or is he being serious about his answers? o.O

[In Flames]

Application to one of the most made fun of ls's on my server from someone who couldn't get into a good shell about a year ago, this application was accepted and he was pearled on the same day.

20. Are you willing to drop everything in game that you are doing if the LS gets the opportunity to go kill something big?
I divorced my wife to kill Tiamat with pers.

That had me laughing so damn hard.

[Intense]

His flagrant use of "AMIRITE" is an insta-no for me.

[Kylex]

Bleh, Double Post

[Kylex]

7. What are your crafting levels?
Alchemy: 98
Bonecraft: 60
Clothcraft: 60
Cooking: 60 (Capped)
Fishing: 100
Goldsmithing: 60
Leathercraft: 95
Smithing: 60
Woodworking: 100

Since nobody commented on this yet, LOL wtf? This is impossible, if you're going to be a douche and lie, at least make it believable, AMIRITE!?

[Rellinger]

Could me a crafting mule, although most of the time people mention they have a crafting mule.

[Kylex]

Could me a crafting mule, although most of the time people mention they have a crafting mule.

Yeah, usually they'll say "Character: 100 Alchemy and 60 sub crafts. Mule 98 Smithing and sub crafts etc." With the stupidity that was posted in the app, I'd expect him to lie to help his odds

[Necrosis]

It was a joke app, and looking back on it, half the stuff was ... tasteless and stupid, but oh well

[Daveman]

You got accepted though didn't you? >_>

[Necrosis]

You got accepted though didn't you? >_>

Of course!

[Sofo]

You did seem to level useful jobs (BLM & BRD), so you actually lied on that one~

Good laughs.

[Kix]

This was a close vote, but he ended up not getting in..


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What is your character's Name?

Kindred White Mage

Please list all jobs you currently have over level 74 (and note job of preference).

White Mage

What is your current rank?

Beastmen 10

Please list the Nerfed member who is sponsoring you. Please note - They must sponsor you before you submit this application.

Gregorah

Do you have Sea Access? If not, please list your current CoP mission.

5-3

Do you have Sky access? If not, please put your current Zilart Mission.

no

Do you have Dynamis-Beaucedine Dynamis access? (Meaning have the winning key item from each of the 4 main cities) If not, please list the cities you still need the win for.

Won all cities, occasionally lose them, however.

What have you merited?

Benediction, Divine Magic, Strength

Please type Yes here stating you agree to become familiar with the linkshell rules & policies. Failure to follow these could result in termination of your affiliation with Nerfed.

Yes

(Optional) Please enter any additional information you would like posted with your vote. This information will be available to all current members and will be taken into consideration when they are voting for or against your joining.

Was member of TheKindred, left because the shell broke when Dynamis Lord was defeated. Members had been leaving rapidly because of heavy links in Dynamis. Have second character, Kindred Black Mage, which I play at the same time. Looking forward to a linkshell which can crush the forces of Jeuno and spread our Lord's darkness across Vana'diel.

[Geostigma]

This thread is made of complete win hands down.

[tyven]

(Optional) Please enter any additional information you would like posted with your vote. This information will be available to all current members and will be taken into consideration when they are voting for or against your joining.[/b]

Was member of TheKindred, left because the shell broke when Dynamis Lord was defeated. Members had been leaving rapidly because of heavy links in Dynamis. Have second character, Kindred Black Mage, which I play at the same time. Looking forward to a linkshell which can crush the forces of Jeuno and spread our Lord's darkness across Vana'diel.

amazing

[Kyusun]

My character name is ??????? a Hume of San d'Oria, my name is Martin
I speak French(Quebecer), English and trying to learn japanese(know some basis).

I play since november 11th of year 2003 on NA PC release.

well dunno exactly what I could say to sell me out never was good at those things I might just say I know at least one of your members which is Robocop we were in Swift Ascent(which is a social ls now...) and did sky in OuterHeaven LS together.

For what I am, have or did here they are as follow:...

WHM75 BLM75 RDM70 WAR66 MNK66 SAM55 SMN55 NIN55 RNG42 BST37 THF34 BRD21 PLD14 DRK6 DRG2 COR1 BLU1 PUP1

Fishing(Recruit) 8, Woodworking(Amateur) 2, Smithing(Journeyman) 54, Goldsmithing(Novice) 32, Clothcraft(Artisan) 71, Leathercraft(Novice) 31, Bonecraft(Recruit) 10, Alchemy(Apprentice) 43, Cooking(Apprentice) 40

Ranks: San d'Oria 10, Windurst 5, Bastok 0, TOAU PFC.

High fame everywhere.

Have all but 7.5 maps (.5 for In have Beryl Memosphere just need to trade it)

Missions = Zilart: done || CoP: done || ToAU: 38

Quests(Active/Total Completed) = San d'Oria(8/66), Bastok(8/61), Windurst(5/67), Jeuno(5/56), Other(14/3Cool, Outlands(7/36), ToAU(3/13).

Key Items: Airship pass(standard and kazham), Starway Stairway bauble, Silver bell, Portal Charm, Prismatic Fragment, Rhinostery certificate, Paintbrush of Souls, Tonberry key, Cerulean crystal, Moongate pass, Hydra Corps (Command Scepter, Eyeglass, Lantern, Tactical Map, Reliquiarium key, Blue bracelet, Green Bracelet, Pso'Xja pass, Cast metal plate, Boarding Permit, all 6 tele crystals.

Merit Points : 5 points totals, 1 in each of the following...
- MP, enfeebling & elemental skill, ice & thunder potency.

Most people I pt with think I'm good but I guess its for you to judge.

Sleepga II (Quested) : O -> Wtf?!

Special Item or hard earned:

AF1 Set: RDM, WHM, BLM, WAR, MNK, SMN, SAM, NIN
Of course all the worthless AF weapon that comes with it...

Working on Club of Trial for now still not got the points for Black Halo.

AF2 Pieces: BLM(Hand, Boot), WHM(Hat)

DM done with 1 BLM in alliance.

Moldavite Earring, Soboro Sukehiro, Swift Belt, Tavnazian Ring, Olduum Ring, Rajas Ring, Bushinomimi Earring, Magoroku GKT, Horror Head I & II, Star Necklace, Fenrir's Torque, Evoker's Ring, Wind Ring, Dcl. Grd. Ring, Shiva's Claw, Garuda's Dagger, Hornetneedle, Expunger(Dont even know if its good), Walahra turban, Optical Hat, Reverand Mail, Empress Hairpin, Carbuncle's Mitts, Bounding Boots, Diabolos' Earring, Ice Ring, Water Ring, Ochiudo Kote, Astral Ring x2, Ether Ring, Ocean Rope, Ocean Stone, Nikkariaoe (Katana), Purple Belt (Quested), Brown Belt (Quested), Mermaid Ring, Venerer Ring, Koryukagemitsu GKT, Jujitsu Gi, Shinimusha Haidate, Aikido koshita, Opo opo necklace, Peacock Charm, Sniper's Ring, Woodsman Ring, De Saintre's Axe, Monster Signa, Enky Bracelet, Ogygos's Bracelet, Magician's Earring, Velocity Earring, Antivenom Earring, Buzzard Tuck, Austere Set, Tactician Set, Custom Set, Elemental torque, ...

Well got also the lucky egg for the opo opo crown and alot of rare ex or ex items which I store till I know what they for...
I have a few relic weapon too but thats no feat anyone can have them if they in a dynamis ls...They not upgraded though not rich enough to sponsor in dyna ls so never got what needed...






This app. is the worst i seen...

[Lordwafik]

Not as bad as some of the others listed in this thread. Player seems to have little/no endgame experience though seems more innocent/naiive than pure noob.

[Shuemue]

I think that's a good app personally. He's applying in his second language and doesn't sound like a retard. He just needs training up a bit.

Give me 10 inexperienced recruits who are capable and willing to learn over 10 Zammers who think they know it all any day.

[CGB]

Seems like a nice and polite guy, plenty of information given. Sure, we don't really need to know what key items or maps he has, but apart from that, what's wrong with that application exactly?