Worst Linkshell App ever?

[Heian]

Jesus valefor is retarded

Now do you people believe me? I have said that shit for years.

[Lexa]

His/her application should have been denied for being a bloody liar. When did SE allow people to change nations without getting rank 10?

Since always? My boyfriend started as Sandy rank 5, then switched and went to rank 10 Bastok.

PS. Davricle, dude - include names!

[Kainstryder]

http://vitalstatistics-ffxi.com/PHP-Nuk ... 5ef2f9fcf8

Little back story on this guy:

He's a friend of Compton, (I originally thought it WAS Compton, but this is virtually the same thing) whom both play together. Well, long story short, if you're on Midgard, chances are you knew who Compton was and anyone associated with him has the IQ of burnt toast and that's an insult to toast.

He managed to buzz me in game during Dynamis and I can't take screens due to PS2 and spam from ls and battle, but mostly he called me a gimp THF, claimed his dragon subligar, assault jerkin, kraken club THF outdid mine and started asking if I had x gear. Told him off, he wanted to ballista me the next minute to show me up for insulting and denying him access into the shell, followed by bragging he had a stage 4 GTK and if you notice, SAM's not listed as a job.

I'd link to the discussion on our private section where we discuss apps, with various others having run ins with him, but I can't. Killing Ifrit has more on this guy, he's a winner. If any other shell gets this gem, please pearl him, he's got stage 4 GTK and a KC and if you don't have a KC you just can't afford one and you're gimp!

[Ramzii]

http://vitalstatistics-ffxi.com/PHP-Nuke/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=1095&sid= 4fc24d278f569499e779825bccab1286

Little back story on this guy:

He's a friend of Compton, (I originally thought it WAS Compton, but this is virtually the same thing) whom both play together. Well, long story short, if you're on Midgard, chances are you knew who Compton was and anyone associated with him has the IQ of burnt toast and that's an insult to toast.

He managed to buzz me in game during Dynamis and I can't take screens due to PS2 and spam from ls and battle, but mostly he called me a gimp THF, claimed his dragon subligar, assault jerkin, kraken club THF outdid mine and started asking if I had x gear. Told him off, he wanted to ballista me the next minute to show me up for insulting and denying him access into the shell, followed by bragging he had a stage 4 GTK and if you notice, SAM's not listed as a job.

I'd link to the discussion on our private section where we discuss apps, with various others having run ins with him, but I can't. Killing Ifrit has more on this guy, he's a winner. If any other shell gets this gem, please pearl him, he's got stage 4 GTK and a KC and if you don't have a KC you just can't afford one and you're gimp!

yeah, he's a complete shitfuck, he started bashing me because I called him a retarded for thinking there was a "secret HQ pattern encoded in ffrecipe.com because it was JP" even though it's in english, also yeah he does have a stage 4 gk account, but its one of the 189201920 accounts he bought

[Kainstryder]

Yeah, had a crafting friend mention he wanted to pay a top crafter on our server 20 mil for the "secret recipe", but he kept canceling the trade.

[Aragon of Odin]

75 Jobs -WHM BLM

Main job -WHM

Subjobs You have for your jobs -fu

Subjobs you need for your jobs -fu again

Future Jobs to 75 -drk!

Sky / Sea Completed -done and stuff
If Not which mission - wut

What is your time zone and play time available - i never log off/sleep

Friends in Resurrection - aen fatally darkoh tafafa bruins ohim drstian, hmmmm Sad

What other Linkshells have you been in and why are you no longer a part of them - Oh dear,
Envy - i made a jew joke and pissed off oskilfai, got kicked
Furious(original)/SoulCalibur - I MPK'd with KB and stuff while in their LS
Obsidian - i left to make my own LS and when it failed they didnt wanna let me back in, fu wijnand
GWS - i got kicked, i dont remember why honestly
Explorer2 - i was half asleep in a dynamis and doing a bad job so they kicked me
RoyalKnights - they sucked so i left for resurrection
pinkdaruma - i left because i thought kikyo was a jackass before everyone else did
LittleBraver(strangers dynamis shell) it broke after running 2x a week for 3 years, i geuss they got bored
misfitgods - see royalknights reason
infamousknights - see misfitgods reason
endlessglory - skurlover is a douche
morningafter - skurlover is a douche
unsentartifact - see infamousknights reason
ryagipiclub - i didnt leave, my pearl broke when i changed servers
wataridori - arefu is a prick
naughtygirls - see above
silicon - it failed because moron was co-leader
enmity - it failed because sartre was co-leader (go solo a flamingo)
rebirth(dynamis version) - see enmity reason
critical - because i left it to join royalknights (idk why)
lightwarriors - not endgame but best LS ever, sancho get the fuck back!
woopa - because they kicked the character i was using, bastards
limitbreak - just kiddin
recognition - see unsentartifact reason

If i remember more i will edit the post


What is your ultimate goal by joining Resurrection - mpk, also i want a.feet

This was one I seen from my server under the server transfer section. It made me LOL real hard under all his previous LS sections.

[Teffy]

bet he still got in.

[riddaraan]

bet he still got in.

qft

[Septimus]

bet he still got in.

It might have been worth it to pearl him to immediately break his pearl so he would have another LS to add to the list of fail.

[Antz]

http://vitalstatistics-ffxi.com/PHP-Nuke/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=1095&sid= 4fc24d278f569499e779825bccab1286

Little back story on this guy:

He's a friend of Compton, (I originally thought it WAS Compton, but this is virtually the same thing) whom both play together. Well, long story short, if you're on Midgard, chances are you knew who Compton was and anyone associated with him has the IQ of burnt toast and that's an insult to toast.

He managed to buzz me in game during Dynamis and I can't take screens due to PS2 and spam from ls and battle, but mostly he called me a gimp THF, claimed his dragon subligar, assault jerkin, kraken club THF outdid mine and started asking if I had x gear. Told him off, he wanted to ballista me the next minute to show me up for insulting and denying him access into the shell, followed by bragging he had a stage 4 GTK and if you notice, SAM's not listed as a job.

I'd link to the discussion on our private section where we discuss apps, with various others having run ins with him, but I can't. Killing Ifrit has more on this guy, he's a winner. If any other shell gets this gem, please pearl him, he's got stage 4 GTK and a KC and if you don't have a KC you just can't afford one and you're gimp!

Yeah, he applied to us too lol.

Name: Explorer
Race/Gender: Hume
Job/Level: 75th4, 75smn 66drk@(lvling drk cause ima rape ass at 75 with kc)
Subjobs/Level: /war /nin /whm
Nation Rank: 6 i hate missions.
ZM sky: still need my earring but yeah sky access
CoP: Done.
Dynamis zones Cleared: Xar-Beau-Bub
Crafts:100+6wood (have access at a 100+6gold and 100+9cook)
Time-zone / Zone du temps: est!
Current zEUs members you know: Antz ftw
Play-time (the hours you usually play): Monday-thursday from 5pm too 12-1am, thurdays 5pm till sunday, im a junkie)
Why you want to join / pourquoi vous voulez vous joindre: Camping Nms is my favorite thing to do ingame. I got alot of dedication.
Previous / précédent LS: in SangReal atm but they only want too do HNM in december
Game motivation / motivation de jeu: camping!
Other information / autre information: th4, bla bla bla kc only need 75drk umm.. 8/8dagger 5/5triple attack mp hp merrits and more ect.

"Current zEUs members u know: Antz ftw" Hate that BS lol

[Elondir]

He applied to Scrubs first, we should win something for that.

[Skaphia]

I met this guy while killing puddings one day. He showed up and asked for an invite to our party, states he's a "veteran BLM and one of the best on the server". This was on the character Russdogg, which was nothing but white-boxed stuff like mahatma pigaches. Kept nuking with -ga3 because "I liek to c big numbaz!"

At one point I start sending tells between people mentioning how this guy looks suspiciously like a purchased account. My fiance then calls him out in party talk, to which the guy says "I have 4 accts with 100 crafts, don't be jealous cuz my gear costs more". So we D2 him and kick him out of the party.

He starts spamming me in tells about "invite me bk pls, i want merits", but I kept refusing. At this point I ask him why he cares, to which he responds "I don't want you to ruin my reputation on the server!!! I just applied to +1 and you guyz will trashtalk me everywhere now!!!" After I refuse to take him back, he comes back out to puddings just to sit there and trashtalk in says because "we don't have as much gilz as him". We blacklist him, tell him so, but apparently per someone else there he kept running his mouth. Several days later, he started sending my fiance tells on his other mules (eg. Explorer) saying things like "wuz up noob howz it feel to be so poor and jeluz?" Ended up blacklisting like 3-4 chars, lol.

He also started telling me about his irl life, how he's 16 or 17 and just called the cops on his gf for being addicted to diet pills, and "should I feel bad, I rlly love her" etc etc

Anyway, sorry for the derail, I felt compelled to share the story

[Septimus]

Hold up.

I met this guy while killing puddings one day. He showed up and asked for an invite to our party, states he's a "veteran BLM and one of the best on the server".

That is when you should have b-listed him.

[Skaphia]

Hindsight is 20/20!

[Teia]

BAM! Bestest app ever.
App

My mind is still boggled by the fact that you weren't accepted. wth

[Kidzukai]

Not really "worst", but what would make you want to approve said person? >_>

-Character Name/Nicknames: --
-Play times and time zone: [PST] weekends: vary, weekdays: usually from 2pm to 9pm or more
-Job(s) 65+: DRK70, NIN66
-Are you applying for general membership (sky included) or just Salvage and Limbus?: I need sky access
-About yourself: Player for 2 years
-Linkshell history: Abandon (left, rejoined, got kicked due to drama but still friends with Ls leader), Hellshounds (left due to irl drama of the Ls leader), True Legends (kicked for poor attendance due to leveling schedule of the time), LS Leader of FireKingdom
-Areas flagged (Sky/Sea/Dyna): None
-Current Zilart/CoP/ToAU Mission: Zilart: Headstone Pilgrimage, Promathia: The Mothercrystals, Aht Urghan: President Salaheem
-Reasons you want to join: Heard a lot of good things about Signet before, and want to Join and try out Sanction to dedicate myself towards end game events
-Accomplishments and Experience within FFXI: Just got Genkai 5 done earlier this morning, 2 Af sets complete with 2 more in the process, this is practically the only video game I play
-References or friends in the LS: I'll have to see

Cool. Obviously 75 and sky is a suggested minimum requirement.

[Khamsin]

Not really "worst", but what would make you want to approve said person? >_>

-Character Name/Nicknames: --
-Play times and time zone: [PST] weekends: vary, weekdays: usually from 2pm to 9pm or more
-Job(s) 65+: DRK70, NIN66
-Are you applying for general membership (sky included) or just Salvage and Limbus?: I need sky access
-About yourself: Player for 2 years
-Linkshell history: Abandon (left, rejoined, got kicked due to drama but still friends with Ls leader), Hellshounds (left due to irl drama of the Ls leader), True Legends (kicked for poor attendance due to leveling schedule of the time), LS Leader of FireKingdom
-Areas flagged (Sky/Sea/Dyna): None
-Current Zilart/CoP/ToAU Mission: Zilart: Headstone Pilgrimage, Promathia: The Mothercrystals, Aht Urghan: President Salaheem
-Reasons you want to join: Heard a lot of good things about Signet before, and want to Join and try out Sanction to dedicate myself towards end game events
-Accomplishments and Experience within FFXI: Just got Genkai 5 done earlier this morning, 2 Af sets complete with 2 more in the process, this is practically the only video game I play
-References or friends in the LS: I'll have to see

Cool. Obviously 75 and sky is a suggested minimum requirement.

Give him a break, he's only been playing for 2 years. Plus, how can you expect him to have accomplished anything when he keeps getting kicked from his LSs?

[Kidzukai]

I guess it would make more sense if I'd mentioned who it was. For their sake, I'll just say it's a huge drama whore on Fairy.

PS, it's 2007; it takes a month or two to get to 75 and you can get sky in a day, especially with 7+ hours every weekday.

Ninja edit; My point was, why would any linkshell want to pearl someone who has had at least three bad run-ins with different linkshells and is most likely to continue with that pattern?

[Tajin]

Ninja edit; My point was, why would any linkshell want to pearl someone who has had at least three bad run-ins with different linkshells and is most likely to continue with that pattern?

For the lulz?

[Kidzukai]

But we already has a for the lulz member! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!