Worst Linkshell App ever?

[Skaphia]

Methinks you got wooshed. Khamsin was obviously being sarcastic. Or I just presumed he was.

[Khamsin]

Methinks you got wooshed. Khamsin was obviously being sarcastic. Or I just presumed he was.

What's sarcasm?

[Meloria]

Every LS needs a mascot. Ours is a hume pld. He was a long time member of the LS before it evolved into a HNMLS, but due to his level he couldn't attend a lot of the events. The second he dinged 65 he came to join the LS in dynamis-bastok. He promptly deleveled to 64. I still giggle every time I think about it.

Yes he did eventually get his pld to 75.

[Izzy]

Methinks you got wooshed. Khamsin was obviously being sarcastic. Or I just presumed he was.

What's sarcasm?

You know, the only reason I know what "sarcastic" means is because of that scene in Mighty Ducks 1 where Gordon Bombay walks into the classroom where all the students are writing, "I will not quack at the teacher." He asks if the kids know what sarcastic means, and the one kid looks at him and goes, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[Linliel]

You know, the only reason I know what "sarcastic" means is because of that scene in Mighty Ducks 1 where Gordon Bombay walks into the classroom where all the students are writing, "I will not quack at the teacher." He asks if the kids know what sarcastic means, and the one kid looks at him and goes, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Damn Emilio Estevez was hot back then ^^b

[Tidane]

Not really "worst", but what would make you want to approve said person? >_>

-Character Name/Nicknames: --
-Play times and time zone: [PST] weekends: vary, weekdays: usually from 2pm to 9pm or more
-Job(s) 65+: DRK70, NIN66
-Are you applying for general membership (sky included) or just Salvage and Limbus?: I need sky access
-About yourself: Player for 2 years
-Linkshell history: Abandon (left, rejoined, got kicked due to drama but still friends with Ls leader), Hellshounds (left due to irl drama of the Ls leader), True Legends (kicked for poor attendance due to leveling schedule of the time), LS Leader of FireKingdom
-Areas flagged (Sky/Sea/Dyna): None
-Current Zilart/CoP/ToAU Mission: Zilart: Headstone Pilgrimage, Promathia: The Mothercrystals, Aht Urghan: President Salaheem
-Reasons you want to join: Heard a lot of good things about Signet before, and want to Join and try out Sanction to dedicate myself towards end game events
-Accomplishments and Experience within FFXI: Just got Genkai 5 done earlier this morning, 2 Af sets complete with 2 more in the process, this is practically the only video game I play
-References or friends in the LS: I'll have to see

Cool. Obviously 75 and sky is a suggested minimum requirement.

I was wondering who the hell you were talking about and why I didn't see it.

I looked at the thread. I posted in it.

[Mayareira]

Posed here before but got lost after server update.

was an application for my wow guild.

Name: "name"
Classes: bla bla bla
Experience: bla bla bla
Nationality: WHITE

[Eanae]

Hellshounds (left due to irl drama of the Ls leader)

Oh man, I was in that shell back in the day. I actually liked her. Sad that things turned out so shitty with her.

[Ronfar]

Name : Blkmex
Race: Elvan
Job THF75-MNK70
i come from Remora
i was in a good ls
I have Done all Dyna (xarc win)
THF af 4/5 (Hands O)
did a lot of HNM sky ect..
i have Treasure Hunter IV with my thf
Sea-sky acces
ToAH mission 20
Full merith on thf

:D

[Demus]

Name : Blkmex
Race: Elvan
Job THF75-MNK70
i come from Remora
i was in a good ls
I have Done all Dyna (xarc win)
THF af 4/5 (Hands O)
did a lot of HNM sky ect..
i have Treasure Hunter IV with my thf
Sea-sky acces
ToAH mission 20
Full merith on thf

What's wrong with this app? He's a fully merited TH4 THF from Remora with great communication skills that has no verifiable background.

[Iremire]

Why did you Transfer: xxxxx Fairy 3 year player 75 pld/war37

Merits: i do not know off the top of my head but i do have them

Cop Mission: 4-2 The Savage

Which dynamis zones have you completed: all up to the 2ed ice land one

What you are looking for in a Linkshell: i went good gear drops

i love the i have merits for my 1 75 job of 3 years but i just dont remember them

[WANG]

Jobs: DRK75 MNK75 WAR75 BLM75 BRD75 WHM69
-224 merits
--BLM Fully Merited
--DRK Fully Merited (except STR which is 1/5)

Beaten Zilart/CoP/ToAU/All 3 Nations Missions

HNMLS's: LifeAfterDeath Nerfed AfterMath TouchMe Resurgence
-LAD broke soon after I joined
-Nerfed kicked me by popular demand!
-AfterMath.....fuck c______n, d____r and g__o
-TouchMe split up into Schlitz and I left
-Resurgence kicked me because I'm "too extreme in my opinions"

Killed Khimaira/Fafnir/Behemoth/Adamantoise/Aspidochelone

Bonecraft 100+3(+3)
-Leathercraft, Clothcraft, Smithing, Alchemy, Woodworking 60+1
-Goldsmithing 52.1+1

I want to join WW because I want to be in a fast paced shell that doesn't get pissy if I call someone a whore

Have some decent gear like genie weskit and shit, bunch of other shit but not gonna list it

yea....thats about it

Yeah this guy just recently applied...'By popular demand' the LS did not accept him =) And when we said no...this is what he replied:

Why say no to me?
Because I jewed that cunt T____d out of a SH+1? (Even though s/he got it back)
Because I stole a whole 45k from AM when I left?
Because Nerfed/AM said something to you and you believe it because you're weak of mind?
Because I kick ppl from EXP parties?
Because my opinions are "too extreme"?
Because you read KI and believe everything you read without researching into it yourself?
Because I say what I think, even if it "hurts" those I make my comment towards?
Because "a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend hates you because Daryoush>them"?
Because of this reply? (Preperation for future response)

If I missed something, please enlighten me.

[skurlover]

75 Jobs -WHM BLM

Main job -WHM

Subjobs You have for your jobs -fu

Subjobs you need for your jobs -fu again

Future Jobs to 75 -drk!

Sky / Sea Completed -done and stuff
If Not which mission - wut

What is your time zone and play time available - i never log off/sleep

Friends in Resurrection - aen fatally darkoh tafafa bruins ohim drstian, hmmmm Sad

What other Linkshells have you been in and why are you no longer a part of them - Oh dear,
Envy - i made a jew joke and pissed off oskilfai, got kicked
Furious(original)/SoulCalibur - I MPK'd with KB and stuff while in their LS
Obsidian - i left to make my own LS and when it failed they didnt wanna let me back in, fu wijnand
GWS - i got kicked, i dont remember why honestly
Explorer2 - i was half asleep in a dynamis and doing a bad job so they kicked me
RoyalKnights - they sucked so i left for resurrection
pinkdaruma - i left because i thought kikyo was a jackass before everyone else did
LittleBraver(strangers dynamis shell) it broke after running 2x a week for 3 years, i geuss they got bored
misfitgods - see royalknights reason
infamousknights - see misfitgods reason
endlessglory - skurlover is a douche
morningafter - skurlover is a douche
unsentartifact - see infamousknights reason
ryagipiclub - i didnt leave, my pearl broke when i changed servers
wataridori - arefu is a prick
naughtygirls - see above
silicon - it failed because moron was co-leader
enmity - it failed because sartre was co-leader (go solo a flamingo)
rebirth(dynamis version) - see enmity reason
critical - because i left it to join royalknights (idk why)
lightwarriors - not endgame but best LS ever, sancho get the fuck back!
woopa - because they kicked the character i was using, bastards
limitbreak - just kiddin
recognition - see unsentartifact reason

If i remember more i will edit the post


What is your ultimate goal by joining Resurrection - mpk, also i want a.feet

Thanks for the honorable mention, I'm so happy to receive this nomination.

[Alistaire]

Every LS needs a mascot. Ours is a hume pld. He was a long time member of the LS before it evolved into a HNMLS, but due to his level he couldn't attend a lot of the events. The second he dinged 65 he came to join the LS in dynamis-bastok. He promptly deleveled to 64. I still giggle every time I think about it.

Yes he did eventually get his pld to 75.

I always wondered if you'd get booted from dynamis if you delevelled to 64 or not. He didn't, right?

[Khalil]

Every LS needs a mascot. Ours is a hume pld. He was a long time member of the LS before it evolved into a HNMLS, but due to his level he couldn't attend a lot of the events. The second he dinged 65 he came to join the LS in dynamis-bastok. He promptly deleveled to 64. I still giggle every time I think about it.

Yes he did eventually get his pld to 75.

I always wondered if you'd get booted from dynamis if you delevelled to 64 or not. He didn't, right?

You don't.

[Brill Weave]

What is your ultimate goal by joining Resurrection - mpk, also i want a.feet

I'm literally fucking crying at work right now.



Whoa, shit sorry about the necro.

[Misuicide]

total necro bump, but LOL...

Name: Cowpart and Girlygirl
Race/Gender:Cow - Taru male
Girly - Mithra women
Job/Level: Cow - Blm 75
Girly - Thf 50
Subjobs/Level: Cow - 65 Whm, Smn, Rdm, and Brd (all of these could be 75 in a month or 2 if you wanted)
Girly - 50 nin, rng, and sam
Other Jobs levelled: no other jobs for either character over 20
Nation Rank: Cow - 10windy
Girly - 4Basty
ZM sky: Cow - (mission after AA)
Girly - N/A
CoP: Cow - Complete
Girly - Promys
Dynamis zones Cleared: Cow - Glacier access (not sure if i completed beau or not but i have blm body.)
Girly - N/A
Crafts: Cow - 75Bonecraft
Girly - 10 Leathercraft
Time-zone / Zone du temps: EST
Current zEUs members you know: non
Play-time (the hours you usually play): all day
Why you want to join / pourquoi vous voulez vous joindre: you look like the best ls i've ever seen/ could ever be in lol
Previous / précédent LS: different server
Game motivation / motivation de jeu: be ther best have a bunch of fun
Other information / autre information: Hi my name is Girlygirl (britney) lol i bet your wondering whats up with the two characters one being a beast and the other sucking. well my brother and i used to play together on the same account. When he hit lvl 50 on his blm he stopped playing because he thought it was stupid because my thf was such a low lvl i took over his character and lvled him from 50 - 75 (at this time he didnt have smn unlocked and his rdm and brd were lvl 5 and whm lvl 30) I did all the quests and missions from lvl 50+. I can explain why i'm lvling girly too. I was dating this guy irl who also played ffxi. he moved to cali not too long ago and he thought we could still work out. he was wrong! i started dating another guy a couple of months later and he got pissed. instead of being the bigger man and call me and settle it he decided to spread rumors about me. he started telling people on the ls that i had bought gil and i bought my account (which is totally untrue i have farmed all my gil (mostly with him) and from lvl 50+ i staticed with him basically) after a month or two people started to believe him over me and a got kicked out my ls. my irl friends who still palyed believed me though so we basically had a party of 6 who did everything together (we had the koolest accomplishments i soloed Genbu we duoed seiryu 1blm(me) 1rdm(mynewloverlybf) and we also killed soozy and the tiger with all 6 of us. got close to killing kirin but that didnt work out so well. we did some sea. tried dyna (worst idea ever)) but after i while they decided they wanted to get better equip which we couldnt do with a party of 6 so they joined other ls eventually we stopped hanging out in game and it got really boring for me. this is when i decided to take up Girly again. I lvled thf to 50 first because it was the job i always wanted to play as i loved it. i decided before i lvled to 75 i should lvl up all the subjobs i would need as an endgame thf so i was first going to lvl rng,nin,and sam to 37 but they all turned out to be extremly fun so i lvled them all to 50 once i got my thf to 75 and completly primped her out i was going to go back and lvl rng nin then sam. once i hit lvl 30 with my sam (last job i was lvling) my ex bf found out i was playing on Girly he started spreading his stupid rumors again trying to ruin my in game life lol. his rumors eventually got so big that no one wanted to party with me any more so i had to solo from 37 to 50 (it wasnt very fun ) when i hit 50 i couldnt get anyone to help me do the L1 so that was as far as i could take it at least on that server. i decided before i would transfer servers i would get really rich, get all the equip i needed to lvl thf and all my other jobs to 75 at least everything i could buy and anything i could solo at lvl 50. I got lots and lots of gil farming as rng/thf and thf/rng (bloody bolts my life) i got everything i could and would need (currently on her i have around 50-70 mil worth of equip. (depending on your servers AH) on girly) i also have 3 mules filled to the brim with boltz and shei. so the only i would really need is a good static to have my thf at 75 in no time. but i know that you will want me on cow most of the time and that isnt a problem (i love that little guy he is so adorable) the only thing i would have to say that would keep me off of the game is lax (i'm a jr and just made varsity lax my dad is the coach though so i was planning on starting the game again in the summer where i could be able to play all the time. i could arrange my schedule to fit ls needs i would try to be on Girly unless i was needed on cowpart for an event. If i am i will not argue i will drop what ever i'm doing and switch over i know where all HNM locations are ive done them all and i can get to them all so that wont be a problem my old ls had gotten AV down to 11% and he meteor'd wiping everyone in sight ;( was sooooooooooooooo mad. we tried to RR but by the time we were all ready he was at full we went at it again he killed us when he was around 78% (i want revenge on him as a melee) so yeah thats pretty much it. I'm not a very shy person (as you can see) i talk alot i would do anything and everything i could for the shell hehe i'm even looking for a relationship my bf is cheating on my i swear but i dont wanna talk about it. thats all hope you accept me and if you dont i wont be mad. i'll take girly to 75 thf and rng and apply again. but if you dont except me and then you suddenly need a 75 blm or anything please keep me in mind. i really want a good ls like this with so many people its been such a long time since i have actually had in game friends in ffxi i've almost forgotten how much fun it is to be in the game with 18 other people beating the life out of an HNM dieing 4-5 times because your nukes dont get resisted because your a taru and your amazing but all the other blm do because their not and they suck (hehe) but then finally killing the HNM getting the drop you wanted outlotting 7 other blm and getting your novio earring (yes this is a true story lol) i want to get that feeling back i mean why else to we play ffxi other than to have fun. lol okay i'm going to stop talking now but please consider my application i can be on cowpart more than girly if you want i have no problem with that (as long as everyone knows i'm a girl) okay thanks and i realize it was probably a huge pain in your ass to read all of this but please to make that change your mind on accepting me or not thank you hope too see you soon (as in this summer) bye =^.^=

We got her life story here

[isladar]

GUYS GUYS I HAVE A VAGINA! A VAGINA! OH YEAH, AND BOOBS!

[Meloria]

lol

[chardero]

Worst Linkshell App ever?

Pretty close.

It's gotta be that dude from Sylph.