Worst Linkshell App ever?

[Shuemue]

GUYS GUYS I HAVE A VAGINA! A VAGINA! OH YEAH, AND BOOBS!

Every female does that. Some are simply more subtle than others.

Incoming shitstorm

[isladar]

How dare you? Just because I happen to be a GIRL and posess BREASTS doesn't mean that I let my PUSSY dictate my interactions with other people! In fact, I greatly resent the implications that somehow my PANTIES are at the forefront of anything I contribute to a discussion, or that I would have to bring up my CUPSIZE in order to have a legitimate argument.

Furthermore, I don't have a WEBCAM and I WILL not DO ANYTHING FOR ARES' CUIRASS.

For shame, Shuemue, for shame.

[Thandronen]

I'm even looking for a relationship my bf is cheating on my i swear

The most likely reason why:

i BABBLE ON WAY TOO MUCH alot

Talking is not your problem. Constantly rambling on will kill any relationship...

STOP BABBLING SO DAMN MUCH!!!

[Neosutra]

How dare you? Just because I happen to be a GIRL and posess BREASTS doesn't mean that I let my PUSSY dictate my interactions with other people! In fact, I greatly resent the implications that somehow my PANTIES are at the forefront of anything I contribute to a discussion, or that I would have to bring up my CUPSIZE in order to have a legitimate argument.

Furthermore, I don't have a WEBCAM and I WILL not DO ANYTHING FOR ARES' CUIRASS.

For shame, Shuemue, for shame.

Ares Cuirass is free lot in my LS.

[Alistaire]

I was dating this guy irl who also played ffxi. he moved to cali not too long ago and he thought we could still work out. he was wrong! i started dating another guy a couple of months later and he got pissed. instead of being the bigger man and call me and settle it he decided to spread rumors about me

So, she's seeing this guy then they try the long distance thing but she cheats on him a couple of months later, but yet it's up to him to "be the bigger man and..." wow.

so we basically had a party of 6 who did everything together (we had the koolest accomplishments i soloed Genbu we duoed seiryu 1blm(me) 1rdm(mynewloverlybf) and we also killed soozy and the tiger with all 6 of us. got close to killing kirin but that didnt work out so well.

Got close to killing kirin with 6 huh? Somehow I doubt that.

my ex bf found out i was playing on Girly he started spreading his stupid rumors again trying to ruin my in game life lol. his rumors eventually got so big that no one wanted to party with me any more so i had to solo from 37 to 50

Maybe it wasn't really the ex's rumors that would make people not want to party with a babbling idiot that would claim to almost kill Kirin with 6 sky-gear-only people.

when i hit 50 i couldnt get anyone to help me do the L1 so that was as far as i could take it at least on that server.

Kills all sky gods (and almost Kirin) with 6 but can't get her second character past 50-cap quest.

(currently on her i have around 50-70 mil worth of equip. (depending on your servers AH) on girly) i also have 3 mules filled to the brim with boltz and shei.

Why would someone with 50-70M of gear even mention "I have mules with bolts and shihei"? lol

i know where all HNM locations are ive done them all

What happened to "we couldn't take stuff outside sky with 6"?

my old ls had gotten AV down to 11% and he meteor'd wiping everyone in sight

This the group of 6 again? If not why not mention more about that ls? Anyway, this is complete and utter bullshit at this point. The rest was basically wall o' text. Incredible.

[Alistaire]

How dare you? Just because I happen to be a GIRL and posess BREASTS doesn't mean that I let my PUSSY dictate my interactions with other people! In fact, I greatly resent the implications that somehow my PANTIES are at the forefront of anything I contribute to a discussion, or that I would have to bring up my CUPSIZE in order to have a legitimate argument.

Furthermore, I don't have a WEBCAM and I WILL not DO ANYTHING FOR ARES' CUIRASS.

For shame, Shuemue, for shame.

Ares Cuirass is free lot in my LS.

No, you don't get it. She doesn't have a WEBCAM and WILL not DO ANYTHING FOR ARES' CUIRASS.

You don't tell that person they're free lot.

[altwight]

BG is the most awesome place to flame people. gonna find another totally legit application to a linkshell and post it here saying OMGLOLHESONEWB!

[Shuemue]

How dare you? Just because I happen to be a GIRL and posess BREASTS doesn't mean that I let my PUSSY dictate my interactions with other people! In fact, I greatly resent the implications that somehow my PANTIES are at the forefront of anything I contribute to a discussion, or that I would have to bring up my CUPSIZE in order to have a legitimate argument.

Furthermore, I don't have a WEBCAM and I WILL not DO ANYTHING FOR ARES' CUIRASS.

For shame, Shuemue, for shame.

I like you. Are you legal?

[setzor]

How dare you? Just because I happen to be a GIRL and posess BREASTS doesn't mean that I let my PUSSY dictate my interactions with other people! In fact, I greatly resent the implications that somehow my PANTIES are at the forefront of anything I contribute to a discussion, or that I would have to bring up my CUPSIZE in order to have a legitimate argument.

Furthermore, I don't have a WEBCAM and I WILL not DO ANYTHING FOR ARES' CUIRASS.

For shame, Shuemue, for shame.

don't you see the hidden message in the bold print ?

GIRL, BREASTS, PUSSY, PANTIES, CUPSIZE, WEBCAM, WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ARES' CUIRASS

[isladar]

You might be on to something.

[Ganzar]

How dare you? Just because I happen to be a GIRL and posess BREASTS doesn't mean that I let my PUSSY dictate my interactions with other people! In fact, I greatly resent the implications that somehow my PANTIES are at the forefront of anything I contribute to a discussion, or that I would have to bring up my CUPSIZE in order to have a legitimate argument.

Furthermore, I don't have a WEBCAM and I WILL not DO ANYTHING FOR ARES' CUIRASS.

For shame, Shuemue, for shame.

don't you see the hidden message in the bold print ?

GIRL, BREASTS, PUSSY, PANTIES, CUPSIZE, WEBCAM, WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ARES' CUIRASS

No, I completely missed that.

[Shuemue]

Stop talking to isladar, she's afk not taking nudes.

[buttson]

total necro bump, but LOL...

Name: Cowpart and Girlygirl
Race/Gender:Cow - Taru male
Girly - Mithra women
Job/Level: Cow - Blm 75
Girly - Thf 50
Subjobs/Level: Cow - 65 Whm, Smn, Rdm, and Brd (all of these could be 75 in a month or 2 if you wanted)
Girly - 50 nin, rng, and sam
Other Jobs levelled: no other jobs for either character over 20
Nation Rank: Cow - 10windy
Girly - 4Basty
ZM sky: Cow - (mission after AA)
Girly - N/A
CoP: Cow - Complete
Girly - Promys
Dynamis zones Cleared: Cow - Glacier access (not sure if i completed beau or not but i have blm body.)
Girly - N/A
Crafts: Cow - 75Bonecraft
Girly - 10 Leathercraft
Time-zone / Zone du temps: EST
Current zEUs members you know: non
Play-time (the hours you usually play): all day
Why you want to join / pourquoi vous voulez vous joindre: you look like the best ls i've ever seen/ could ever be in lol
Previous / précédent LS: different server
Game motivation / motivation de jeu: be ther best have a bunch of fun
Other information / autre information: Hi my name is Girlygirl (britney) lol i bet your wondering whats up with the two characters one being a beast and the other sucking. well my brother and i used to play together on the same account. When he hit lvl 50 on his blm he stopped playing because he thought it was stupid because my thf was such a low lvl i took over his character and lvled him from 50 - 75 (at this time he didnt have smn unlocked and his rdm and brd were lvl 5 and whm lvl 30) I did all the quests and missions from lvl 50+. I can explain why i'm lvling girly too. I was dating this guy irl who also played ffxi. he moved to cali not too long ago and he thought we could still work out. he was wrong! i started dating another guy a couple of months later and he got pissed. instead of being the bigger man and call me and settle it he decided to spread rumors about me. he started telling people on the ls that i had bought gil and i bought my account (which is totally untrue i have farmed all my gil (mostly with him) and from lvl 50+ i staticed with him basically) after a month or two people started to believe him over me and a got kicked out my ls. my irl friends who still palyed believed me though so we basically had a party of 6 who did everything together (we had the koolest accomplishments i soloed Genbu we duoed seiryu 1blm(me) 1rdm(mynewloverlybf) and we also killed soozy and the tiger with all 6 of us. got close to killing kirin but that didnt work out so well. we did some sea. tried dyna (worst idea ever)) but after i while they decided they wanted to get better equip which we couldnt do with a party of 6 so they joined other ls eventually we stopped hanging out in game and it got really boring for me. this is when i decided to take up Girly again. I lvled thf to 50 first because it was the job i always wanted to play as i loved it. i decided before i lvled to 75 i should lvl up all the subjobs i would need as an endgame thf so i was first going to lvl rng,nin,and sam to 37 but they all turned out to be extremly fun so i lvled them all to 50 once i got my thf to 75 and completly primped her out i was going to go back and lvl rng nin then sam. once i hit lvl 30 with my sam (last job i was lvling) my ex bf found out i was playing on Girly he started spreading his stupid rumors again trying to ruin my in game life lol. his rumors eventually got so big that no one wanted to party with me any more so i had to solo from 37 to 50 (it wasnt very fun ) when i hit 50 i couldnt get anyone to help me do the L1 so that was as far as i could take it at least on that server. i decided before i would transfer servers i would get really rich, get all the equip i needed to lvl thf and all my other jobs to 75 at least everything i could buy and anything i could solo at lvl 50. I got lots and lots of gil farming as rng/thf and thf/rng (bloody bolts my life) i got everything i could and would need (currently on her i have around 50-70 mil worth of equip. (depending on your servers AH) on girly) i also have 3 mules filled to the brim with boltz and shei. so the only i would really need is a good static to have my thf at 75 in no time. but i know that you will want me on cow most of the time and that isnt a problem (i love that little guy he is so adorable) the only thing i would have to say that would keep me off of the game is lax (i'm a jr and just made varsity lax my dad is the coach though so i was planning on starting the game again in the summer where i could be able to play all the time. i could arrange my schedule to fit ls needs i would try to be on Girly unless i was needed on cowpart for an event. If i am i will not argue i will drop what ever i'm doing and switch over i know where all HNM locations are ive done them all and i can get to them all so that wont be a problem my old ls had gotten AV down to 11% and he meteor'd wiping everyone in sight ;( was sooooooooooooooo mad. we tried to RR but by the time we were all ready he was at full we went at it again he killed us when he was around 78% (i want revenge on him as a melee) so yeah thats pretty much it. I'm not a very shy person (as you can see) i talk alot i would do anything and everything i could for the shell hehe i'm even looking for a relationship my bf is cheating on my i swear but i dont wanna talk about it. thats all hope you accept me and if you dont i wont be mad. i'll take girly to 75 thf and rng and apply again. but if you dont except me and then you suddenly need a 75 blm or anything please keep me in mind. i really want a good ls like this with so many people its been such a long time since i have actually had in game friends in ffxi i've almost forgotten how much fun it is to be in the game with 18 other people beating the life out of an HNM dieing 4-5 times because your nukes dont get resisted because your a taru and your amazing but all the other blm do because their not and they suck (hehe) but then finally killing the HNM getting the drop you wanted outlotting 7 other blm and getting your novio earring (yes this is a true story lol) i want to get that feeling back i mean why else to we play ffxi other than to have fun. lol okay i'm going to stop talking now but please consider my application i can be on cowpart more than girly if you want i have no problem with that (as long as everyone knows i'm a girl) okay thanks and i realize it was probably a huge pain in your ass to read all of this but please to make that change your mind on accepting me or not thank you hope too see you soon (as in this summer) bye =^.^=

We got her life story here

http://images1.filecloud.com/685319/hnnnnng.jpg

[Karbuncle]

http://images1.filecloud.com/685319/hnnnnng.jpg

Im sorry but thats the funniest picture i've ever seen in corelation with that post.
i swear for the first time in a long time i lol'd IRL at my job...
i just... cant stop laughing everytime i see that picture now

Thank you, Thank you So very, very much

[Howard Roark]

http://images1.filecloud.com/685319/hnnnnng.jpg

Im sorry but thats the funniest picture i've ever seen in corelation with that post.
i swear for the first time in a long time i lol'd IRL at my job...
i just... cant stop laughing everytime i see that picture now

Thank you, Thank you So very, very much

for a sec i thought this was your sig, methinks it needs to be

[Brill Weave]

Im sorry but thats the funniest picture i've ever seen in corelation with that post.
i swear for the first time in a long time i lol'd IRL at my job...
i just... cant stop laughing everytime i see that picture now

That's how I felt when I read the one that said this.

What is your ultimate goal by joining Resurrection - mpk, also i want a.feet

But yeah, that application cannot be real. There is no way anyone on this planet is that fucking stupid.

[Wulfgang]

A "Cowpart" used to shout incessantly on Sylph as Chard mentioned; most of the shouts were of similar caliber to the intelligence of that post. Pretty sure it is real.

[Sindalf]

Seen worse

[Noob]

Assume everyone online is female unless proven on multiple occasions through vent.
Assume all proven females are ugly IRL.

Their. Little boys' lust hunger problem solved. Pass on the pixel showering of those claiming to be female IRL you were hoping to get any sort of action from and save yourself a few mil.

[Skjie]

Assume everyone online is female unless proven on multiple occasions through vent.
Assume all proven females are ugly IRL.

Their. Little boys' lust hunger problem solved. Pass on the pixel showering of those claiming to be female IRL you were hoping to get any sort of action from and save yourself a few mil.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9...alquotedb5.jpg


Edit: This was brought up after a long vacation something I said a long time ago due to ladies on Vent in my DynaLS