Worst Linkshell App ever?

[Intense]

At least you're not getting applications to an LS on another server

Are they intending to apply to the Asura Eminence?

[galkarainbow]

I wish that was comparable to the worst app my shell has received. I've seen way worse .

Except your Ls does accept those exceptionally bad applications.

[Scythiroth]

I write it briefly.
Main SAM75

Alternatively, I have RNG WAR 75

The equipment
　
Five God (all)
Asura (body both legs)

It is woodwork 68 now, but intends to make it 100 sometime soon

I cannot yet go in ALTaieu, but am removable besides it anywhere

I get to know and do not crawl, but keep morals in mind to protect you

I cannot talk whether there is a little English, but I use translation and can take commnucation

This is my favorite App ever for the LS I'm in.

[Naramaska]

At least you're not getting applications to an LS on another server

Are they intending to apply to the Asura Eminence?

Indeed

I had to make a sticky on our apps forum in giant capital letters saying "WE ARE ON LAKSHMI, NOT ASURA" after like, the 4th or 5th app that we got for you guys.

[Hakamaru]

Actual application to our HNMLS.

Hello impossible to gauge ls
samurai 73 do you need it ?
thx ls ^^

C'mon Mioko... how is that better than Pana app'ing, getting rejected, changing his name and re-app'ing under the story that he migrated from Asura? Not to mention getting found out and de-lvl'ing his MNK to 66 from 75 to "avoid suspicion".

Second attempt link.

[miokomioko]

Actual application to our HNMLS.

Hello impossible to gauge ls
samurai 73 do you need it ?
thx ls ^^

C'mon Mioko... how is that better than Pana app'ing, getting rejected, changing his name and re-app'ing under the story that he migrated from Asura? Not to mention getting found out and de-lvl'ing his MNK to 66 from 75 to "avoid suspicion".

Second attempt link.

Panagiotis was the first thing that came to mind, but I assumed it would take too much effort to explain fully. But yeah, it was epic.

[Lordender]

we had a rdm apply to us who had fire accuracy merits, i gotta find his app though not sure if its in our archive.

edit: nope damn way too long ago >.>

[Bardlet]

My name is Nighteagle. Many people on Fenrir know me as a NM/HNM hunter. I'm just good at em i guess, but that's besides the point. I'm posting to ask to join your ls ahead of time. I have a 53THF, 37NIN, 22RNG, and 21WAR. I am on Bastok Mission 6-2, Zilart Mission 4, and PM 4-2 (Ouryu). I have a previous lvl 75NIN on seraph server. I deleted him because all my friends did a server transfer when i was on a 2month break, lost sky and HNM ls. Everything went to hell so I remade a character on Fenrir. I'm gonna tell you guys why I'm posting now instead of asking later. Gonna be a story but please read it so you understand my situation.

I've been camping Simurgh for like 3 weeks straight, maybe 1month. About 2 weeks abo it popped on 21hr mark while I was inside Crawler's Nest. When we came out, RuneBearers had claim and it was at 55%. they were about to wipe so they asked my PT for cures. I said not unless they allianced me (there were bots around and i didnt wan to lose claim if I could have gotten atleast something of the drop). So they ally, my party fully cures them and takes Simurgh down to 1% HP. Then RuneBearers disband at 1% and kill w/o my party and screws us in butthole. I was so $%^("*ing mad. So anyways, 3 days after that, my party gets claim, we didnt have enuf DD, we get Simurgh to 50% and (everyone loves what happens over time...>.>) BAM! god mode comes. we wipe, next Pt claims, they wipe, next Pt claims, they wipe. We had run it off the cliff it spawns on. we all homepointed and ran back. We claim it at 50% (it got HP regen from the pties for being unclaimed for like 15 seconds) and god mode was GONE! so we start killing it. I search area and happen to see Nael and David in area (2 F*** heads from RuneBearers.) So i invite them and was gonna boot them at 1% like they did to me. Well at 3% HP, they invite 4 ppl from RuneBearers!!!! I was like WTF?!?!. So i didnt have time to boot them after being so mad, and we got drop <33333. So anyways, between me and all o the ppl who were in PT be4 RB got there, i payed them there share. payed 10people 2mil G. (i was dead broke afterwards. I was even asking some friends to loan gil if i didnt have enough b/c this is an end game item for Thief.)

Anyways, Runebearers aren't gonna be getting anything from the drop b/c of how they screwed me over the day prvious plus inviting other ppl at 3%. I'm not saying everyone in RuneBearers is bad, b/c i have friends in it. But the ls as a whole blows!!! So tommorrow (wednesday) they said they were gonna go to the forums everywhere and start stuff up about me to where my name and my reputation would be ruined. They said I'd never get in a HNM ls, sky ls, or dynamis ls. Well, I have more friends in this ls than any other one I've looked at. Johnnye, Eragonn, i got tons in this ls that know im a GREAT guy and I would love to join you when i get high enough. I'm asking ahead of time and telling the story so people dont get the wrong impression when they read RuneBearers story.

Anyways, If you guys could think this over and get back to me, I'd really appreciate it. I realize I won't be able to accompany you on any events yet, but saving a spot for me now when I'm about to reach a low end from RuneBearers would be great. Thank you for all who read this and for any comments posted afterwards, whether your a hater or a lover. ^^;

[Julian]

we had a rdm apply to us who had fire accuracy merits, i gotta find his app though not sure if its in our archive.

edit: nope damn way too long ago >.>

Don't forget the fact that he created about 3 merit parties with people in our LS a few days before he applied.

Yes, he would create a merit party, invite people in the LS he's going to apply to in a few days, and then DC himself like 30mins into the party. (And they weren't even bad merit pts.) Genius.

[Whren]

I wish we still had the app but there was one from a lvl 60 pld sometime ago..

Here's part of a not so funny one
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/299/weezz3.jpg

We use a Form to post mod on phpbb that posts apps to forum that can be set so only ls members or ls admins can view it. Since the app page is a form it eliminates most of the one liner and wall of text apps.

[Alathar]

I think it's pretty obvious that he meant your reputation not his.

[Misterjingles]

BAM! Bestest app ever.

From http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/viewt...=399130#399130

Which was from an app that I did while I was bored from these forums

Ok...Missezjingles is alseep so don't let her know that I'm applying for both of us, she'll kill me, rape me, and eat my costume.

Character Name(s):

Misterjingles aka Elvaan Rapist aka King of the Hotdogs & Missezjingles

Previous LS/Reason for leaving:

Fusion...just like the skillchain, it blew up, literally, I mean, we're still looking for the parts of the other people.

All jobs over 70 (please note your job of preference):

Misterjingles: 75RDM/RNG/THF (I like shooting stuff, but stealing shinies is fine, and being a refresh bitch has its benefits...)

Missezjingles: 75BRD/WHM/BLM (Depends on her mood, ie if she's bitchy...BLM, if shes all sweet and nice...WHM, if she wants to sing shit...BRD)

List any gear of note:

Misterjingles: Kirin's Osode, Seiryu's Kote, Genbu's Kaburo, Byakko's Haidate, Suzaku's Sunny thingy shoes, Raja's Ring, Amemet Mantle+1, Suppanamamoni, Whands, Wfeet, Nbody, Nhands, Galliard Trousers, Rutter Sabatons, Moldave Earring, Francisca, Kreigsbiel, Eurytoes...Eurytow...Ebow, Hellfire+1, some bullets, arrows, Enfeeble torque, Apollo's Staff, and random stuff.

Missezjingles: Kirin's Osode, Seiryu's Kote, Genbu's Kaburo, Tama's Ring, Suzaku's Sunny thingy shoes, Nbody, Igqira Weskit, Zhands, Zlegs, Zhead, Noble's Tunic, Wedding Ring, Bard AF+1 Legs, Bard AF2 hands, Apollo Staff, Pluto Staff, Terra Staff, V.Cloak, Carbuncles Mitts, Genbu's Shield, Askepatos...that whm club, Hornetneedle, UPendant, Star Necklace, Ether Ring, Angels Ring, Wind Earring, Wind Torque, Melody Earring+1, Pentient's Rope, Wallahalla hat, The DRG polearm that no one wants but its like worth 4 mil, Opo-opo Crown, Naishra Gauges, Rostom Pumps, Absacial Earring, Moldave Earring, Carbuncle's Mitts, Wedding set, Cleric's Cap, and random other stuff.

What have you merited (i.e. Enfeebling Skill, Enmity, Wind Magic Accuracy):

Missezjingles has HPx4, MPx1, Wind Instrumentx3, Ice Magicx1, Lightning Magicx1, Minuet Effectx3, Cure Casting Timex1

Misterjingles has HPx1, STRx1, Daggerx1, Rapid Shot Ratex3

Zilart/CoP Mission Status:

We killed those AABC guys and got their earring and left their ass. CoP we saved the world (again) from impending danger.

End game experience:

Sky, Limbus, Dynamis, Gods & Kirin, Cerebus and other random NMs

Starting date for FFXI:
Sometime last year.

What can you do for KI?:

Strike fear into the hearts of others, with me around, death is the least of their worries. I also give CPR with my crotch.

What can KI do for you?:

Provide me with plenty of bodies to pillage.

What activity is most fun to you in FFXI:

Misterjingles: Humping bodies

Missezjingles: Sleeping

What are your goals in FFXI:

Misterjingles:I am near my goal of humping every person at least once on Sylph.

Missezjingles: She is near her goal of clocking in more sleep than any other person alive.

Time zone:

We're in the mountains, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay west of them, near the pacific.

Total Playing time:

185 Days, 17 Hours, 4 minutes and 31 seconds. . . as of 30 seconds ago.

Playing Schedule (daily playtime):

Every...Waking...moment... except now when I'm secretly filling out this application under Missez' nose and when we go to school/work which is like 8am-6pm then we just play ffxi. No sleep, no food, nada, FFXI is our lifes blood...BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD its our...precious. D:

Your RL Age:

21 (Missez is two weeks older than me, so like for two weeks, when she turned 18...she was...I can't say it :emo tear: it was tramatizing and then...when she turned 21... she...bought... drinks... illegally for me... ITS NOT FAIR GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHDSLFJDSLKJ;lsjdf;laj)

Does anyone else have access to your account?:

Missezjingles and I to hers, for we are one, two flesh that makes the ultimate character, for we fusion into, MISTERMISSSEZJINGLESSSJ12343214143+1337, and then we sex.

Who referred you to KI (or who do you know/who knows you):

Our lover Wolp, my sex toy Shocker, Myspace, and... other people.

Craft Skills of note:

Misterjingles: 90+2 Alch (Still searching for the philospers stone to bring back our bodies)
Missezjingles: 100+2 Cook (Ironic she's a high level cook but she dosen't cook at home...I mean, I cook, isn't that just, bad? I mean, shit I cook more than her, she can cook like cereal and top ramen)

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So that's it, I hope that Missez will never find out about this and... shes awake, shes coming towards me, guys I must go but til we... ITS NOTHING BABE GET AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER GO TO SLEEP...ITS NOT AN APP TO KI NOSFDSFOOOO ... DONT FORGET ABOUT ME EVAR AND TELL EVERYONE THAT IGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh hhhhhh
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[Shuemue]

App here

Voting yes.

[StaplerGuy]

Pentient's Rope, Wallahalla hat, The DRG polearm that no one wants but its like worth 4 mil, Opo-opo Crown, Naishra Gauges, Rostom Pumps, Absacial Earring, Moldave Earring

This bit was easily the best part of it. Everything else was too over-the-top, but "it's like worth 4 mil" made me burst out laughing, then the string of misspelled things kept at least a slight chuckle going.

[Haiko]

Craft Skills of note:

Misterjingles: 90+2 Alch (Still searching for the philospers stone to bring back our bodies)
Missezjingles: 100+2 Cook (Ironic she's a high level cook but she dosen't cook at home...I mean, I cook, isn't that just, bad? I mean, shit I cook more than her, she can cook like cereal and top ramen)

omgjebfafbugjdfsnj I can't stop laughing

[Scythiroth]

BAM! Bestest app ever.

Who could say no to that?

That was easily the best application I have ever seen for anything.

[Taj]

Ryko, given the following information, NAME THAT APPLICANT!

Hi, my name is ******. my Schedule is, i can play on weekdays and weekends. I have 22 Alchemy. i have a 72SAM, 36THf, 33 WAR and 19 Nin. I have had one other sky ls which is **************. I am prouhd of becoming a lvl 72 SAM. I am proud of this because in my life i always like to succeed. Well i hope u guys let me join


The End

Has some win.

Gandor or Gondor or something. That Galka Samurai.

[Slott]

As recruiter for my LS ive seen plenty of funny shit. One time we had this really great app, all things filled out, was beautifully done. So some guy took the app and used it as his template for applying to us. Problem is, he didnt delete everything the original application had. So there were some things about the app that were totally off.

For example, original poster was applying as bard, posted his gear... sha'ir manteel, opo crown, light staff w/e

Thf app that copied it kept all the equip

I'll try to dig it up later XD

edit: oh right, gotta love the apps that were in our ls at one point, ebayed, then the new owner tries to apply to our ls as if we're clueless.

[dragoness]

I wish that was comparable to the worst app my shell has received. I've seen way worse .

Except your Ls does accept those exceptionally bad applications.

Who? <.<

[Misterjingles]

Pentient's Rope, Wallahalla hat, The DRG polearm that no one wants but its like worth 4 mil, Opo-opo Crown, Naishra Gauges, Rostom Pumps, Absacial Earring, Moldave Earring

This bit was easily the best part of it. Everything else was too over-the-top, but "it's like worth 4 mil" made me burst out laughing, then the string of misspelled things kept at least a slight chuckle going.

Actually, that was the point, it was supposed to be over the top, yet still be considered a "viable" application. (Though the application did get over 2k views) Sadly, it wasn't accepted. WHY!?!?!?!? /wrists

Also, it was funny when I was talking to one of their members that when they saw that app, the general reaction was "WTF! OH SHIT THEY'RE APPLYING? WRRRY?!?"

Good times.