Worst Linkshell App ever?

[Swatt]

i would like to ask to join ur ls
if u all dont mind
Character's Name : Devoid
Primary jobs and levels : LVL 75 PLD
Support jobs and levels : 37 THF 37 WAR 37 NIN
Chains of Promathia mission : 2:3
Time zone and play time : + 4 GMT
Other notes -
have sky and the new pack just
in case if i cant make it i will tell u about it befor 3 days or more
no Dynamis LS or anything

Probably the most terrible application... ever.

er.

wtf sig
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a107/LOLdrg/Sig.gif

[Lordender]

fuck man, i wish my ls archive went back that far so i could post a real winner, taru rdm that had 5/5 fire accuracy merits and would go out of his way to make a pt with my LS mates to d/c on them like 20mins in the pt. I remember he would spam people daily about if he was ever getting in too.

[Tomiko]

I'd love to join your ls because you guys are the best on the server

Love when people just make 1 application and post it on 4 ls sites at the same time, all in public view

Agreed.

I get a laugh out of the ones that listed their total play time when asked for their play times (when they're on).

[XxSlusherxx]

I would post a pic but this ones more about the ensuing thread

http://solsticeffxi.9.forumer.com/in...c=1390&hl=bard

[MikedeeFenrir]

My name is Nighteagle. Many people on Fenrir know me as a NM/HNM hunter. I'm just good at em i guess, but that's besides the point. I'm posting to ask to join your ls ahead of time. I have a 53THF, 37NIN, 22RNG, and 21WAR. I am on Bastok Mission 6-2, Zilart Mission 4, and PM 4-2 (Ouryu). I have a previous lvl 75NIN on seraph server. I deleted him because all my friends did a server transfer when i was on a 2month break, lost sky and HNM ls. Everything went to hell so I remade a character on Fenrir. I'm gonna tell you guys why I'm posting now instead of asking later. Gonna be a story but please read it so you understand my situation.

I've been camping Simurgh for like 3 weeks straight, maybe 1month. About 2 weeks abo it popped on 21hr mark while I was inside Crawler's Nest. When we came out, RuneBearers had claim and it was at 55%. they were about to wipe so they asked my PT for cures. I said not unless they allianced me (there were bots around and i didnt wan to lose claim if I could have gotten atleast something of the drop). So they ally, my party fully cures them and takes Simurgh down to 1% HP. Then RuneBearers disband at 1% and kill w/o my party and screws us in butthole. I was so $%^("*ing mad. So anyways, 3 days after that, my party gets claim, we didnt have enuf DD, we get Simurgh to 50% and (everyone loves what happens over time...>.>) BAM! god mode comes. we wipe, next Pt claims, they wipe, next Pt claims, they wipe. We had run it off the cliff it spawns on. we all homepointed and ran back. We claim it at 50% (it got HP regen from the pties for being unclaimed for like 15 seconds) and god mode was GONE! so we start killing it. I search area and happen to see Nael and David in area (2 F*** heads from RuneBearers.) So i invite them and was gonna boot them at 1% like they did to me. Well at 3% HP, they invite 4 ppl from RuneBearers!!!! I was like WTF?!?!. So i didnt have time to boot them after being so mad, and we got drop <33333. So anyways, between me and all o the ppl who were in PT be4 RB got there, i payed them there share. payed 10people 2mil G. (i was dead broke afterwards. I was even asking some friends to loan gil if i didnt have enough b/c this is an end game item for Thief.)

Anyways, Runebearers aren't gonna be getting anything from the drop b/c of how they screwed me over the day prvious plus inviting other ppl at 3%. I'm not saying everyone in RuneBearers is bad, b/c i have friends in it. But the ls as a whole blows!!! So tommorrow (wednesday) they said they were gonna go to the forums everywhere and start stuff up about me to where my name and my reputation would be ruined. They said I'd never get in a HNM ls, sky ls, or dynamis ls. Well, I have more friends in this ls than any other one I've looked at. Johnnye, Eragonn, i got tons in this ls that know im a GREAT guy and I would love to join you when i get high enough. I'm asking ahead of time and telling the story so people dont get the wrong impression when they read RuneBearers story.

Anyways, If you guys could think this over and get back to me, I'd really appreciate it. I realize I won't be able to accompany you on any events yet, but saving a spot for me now when I'm about to reach a low end from RuneBearers would be great. Thank you for all who read this and for any comments posted afterwards, whether your a hater or a lover. ^^;

This is from Tue Jan 24, 2006 btw

[Dexster]

Kreilans app was pretty good too

He pays monthly for this game and DB has to let him join...

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

Hi ladies & gentleman my IG name is ----, some of u guys may know me ^^´ and i would really really liek to join ya LS. This is my current status plz take a look:
Main job: Samurai 75 / SJ > war 37 - thf 37 - mnk 40 - drg 39 - rng 37 (rdm 28, bahh lol xD). #rng my archery skill is 210 atm but would like to cap it.
Rank: 5, I think will hit rank 6 this coming monday for Sky access. - nation: "Sandy" I restarted FFXi since this Juni, so i still missing some important quest like CoP or ZM, did lvl my sam straight to 75 was pretty hard tho cuz i didnt know anyone to help me out with AF and money crap. But i think my gears aint that gimped at all for that short time. Else just /check me if u see me passing by ( having 2 art of gears tho , 1 for melee and 1 for WS).
-]About me[-
My real name is Juan, im 18 year old and come from switzerland, main language is german. I understand alot englisch but my gramatic suck(took me time to write this post lol, hope u dont laugh about my bad englisch T_T). Im working 5/7days a week. So i hope u can understand me if im offline for some days when im busy.
My e-mail adress is: also for MSN messenger. (plz dont send crap to my e-mail adress xD: TY)
Ohh yea i know some ppl from Pxtzle but dont want to use their name to help me to join ya LS, bcuz i dont want to blame them if i wont beable to join this great LS. My reason to join this LS is bcuz i would like to start all those important quest & mission with an experienced LS(had alot LS b4 but they wasnt helpfull... /sigh), well and have fun with u guys. That is! TY for visiting my post and srry for my crappy englisch Cheesy.

[Meloria]

I find it funny when people are asked who they know in the LS and they list all of the sack holders. They consider they know them if they /wave and say hi and that's the extent of it.

Or when people apply and send you a tell saying that they're joining your LS and you have no idea who they are because the only person they've talked to is the recruiter.

[ZarakiKujata]

Kreilans app was pretty good too

lol, I forgot about that.

Pulled the notorious "I have a PhD" card. Our apps were getting pretty good for a while there.

mine is still the best ; ;

[Sheeba]

ever run into the player that hopes you will forget that you kicked him from your shell and tries to re-apply like a year later? lolz

[Exporta]

lol this thread is retarded... who care, he a player , why post here to make fun of him? feel better now?

This game have too retard that care only about gears,gears,gears and dont enjoy the game because they care too much about what peoples have and what they have.. then they post here to feel better. rolf

grow up already and get a life.. this is a stupid videogame and no player are worth more then any other

[Parshias]

lol this thread is retarded... who care, he a player , why post here to make fun of him? feel better now?

This game have too retard that care only about gears,gears,gears and dont enjoy the game because they care too much about what peoples have and what they have.. then they post here to feel better. rolf

grow up already and get a life.. this is a stupid videogame and no player are worth more then any other

So, which one is yours?

[Scorp]

lol this thread is retarded... who care, he a player , why post here to make fun of him? feel better now?

This game have too retard that care only about gears,gears,gears and dont enjoy the game because they care too much about what peoples have and what they have.. then they post here to feel better. rolf

grow up already and get a life.. this is a stupid videogame and no player are worth more then any other Razz

Not quite got the idea of this forum yet have you...

[Vic]

Hiya its me again Darlin!

I'd like to apply again cause I so want to be in CR! If you haven't guessed it yet, its me Fafnir! I have missed my play time with merin and jye<3! Well since I got turned down last time I applied I decided to work on some more merits and have now perfected my Spike Flail move sry I used it last though. Pre-mature Espikeulation ;-; Please let me join! I need my jye-time.

[Isildur]

lol this thread is retarded... who care, he a player , why post here to make fun of him? feel better now?

This game have too retard that care only about gears,gears,gears and dont enjoy the game because they care too much about what peoples have and what they have.. then they post here to feel better. rolf

grow up already and get a life.. this is a stupid videogame and no player are worth more then any other

english motha fucka, do you speak it?

[Exporta]

lol

[Lilster]

--Character Name(s) and Primary Job(s)/Subjob(s)

*dude's name*

75THF 75RNG 75WHM 75BLM 75RDM 75NIN 46BST 38WAR 38SAM 37DRK 37SMN and other jobs not worth mentioning

--Character's Race, Nationality, Rank, and current mission status

Hume, Bastok, 10, CoP done

--Current crafts/sub crafts above 50, and do you plan to take any to 100?

all 60, GS going to 100

--List any talents, etc. that you might feel are important for us to know.

Good at everything

--What other linkshells have you been in/have a pearl to currently? (Social ls doesn't need to be listed.)

Ilterendi

--Reason for leaving?

told lilster already, no shell atm just looking for shell to hang out in and do stuff with

--What can you contribute to Lust?

*dude's name*.. that says it all

--What makes you want to join Lust?

*ls member* made me apply

--Whats your usual playtime during the week? (Weekday hours and Weekend hours.). Please include your time zone.

im on when im on, will leave to go out and get drunk

edit:subjobs lvled

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This one made me laugh, he's actually a decent guy from the few times I've talked to him, his app was just like, "I',so good they can't turn me down, I'll be an asshole on my app". Last line is the kicker imo.

[Totien]

There have been some REALLY bad ones for Priory of Sion lol

Unfortunately most of the time they're accepted anyway.

[Sendra]

Hi ladies & gentleman my IG name is ----, some of u guys may know me ^^´ and i would really really liek to join ya LS. This is my current status plz take a look:
Main job: Samurai 75 / SJ > war 37 - thf 37 - mnk 40 - drg 39 - rng 37 (rdm 28, bahh lol xD). #rng my archery skill is 210 atm but would like to cap it.
Rank: 5, I think will hit rank 6 this coming monday for Sky access. - nation: "Sandy" I restarted FFXi since this Juni, so i still missing some important quest like CoP or ZM, did lvl my sam straight to 75 was pretty hard tho cuz i didnt know anyone to help me out with AF and money crap. But i think my gears aint that gimped at all for that short time. Else just /check me if u see me passing by ( having 2 art of gears tho , 1 for melee and 1 for WS).
-]About me[-
My real name is Juan, im 18 year old and come from switzerland, main language is german. I understand alot englisch but my gramatic suck(took me time to write this post lol, hope u dont laugh about my bad englisch T_T). Im working 5/7days a week. So i hope u can understand me if im offline for some days when im busy.
My e-mail adress is: also for MSN messenger. (plz dont send crap to my e-mail adress xD: TY)
Ohh yea i know some ppl from Pxtzle but dont want to use their name to help me to join ya LS, bcuz i dont want to blame them if i wont beable to join this great LS. My reason to join this LS is bcuz i would like to start all those important quest & mission with an experienced LS(had alot LS b4 but they wasnt helpfull... /sigh), well and have fun with u guys. That is! TY for visiting my post and srry for my crappy englisch Cheesy.

Real or fake, thats a work of art.

[Obev]

There have been some REALLY bad ones for Priory of Sion lol

Unfortunately most of the time they're accepted anyway.

There's been some hilariously bad ones for my Dynamis shell, but they still get in. I think the idea behind "post your application on site please, 'kay, thanks" is less to weed out the idiots and more to weed out the people without internet access. Kind of ironic when the shellholder is some hick canadian out in the woods with his Playstation, and gets on the internet like once a month when he comes into town for his bear-hunting supplies, but I digress.