Worst Linkshell App ever?

[Mrcloudz]

Ladies and gentlemen, I believe I hold all the aces:

Hello peoples of Ascending Sky.

I am Cephiroth and I am played the game since the XBOX was to get it.

I am played BLM to 28 and WHM to 39 before I chose my main job.

I am 74 PUP and I want to kill the big monsters. I was told by my friend Sarrai that to kill the big monsters I should join a LS because they may be tough to solo.

I was tols about the Ascending Sky and got to your page through a google search.

I want to get a pearl to your group and helps you kill monsters.

I have done all the leveling quests to get myself a 75 and also done all my Artifacts.

I have much good things like my AFs and Tactician Hooks +1

I also am dedicated as a person as was proven when I raised my chocobo to full and it is even Red!

I am not email myself a screenshots of me but if you want I will do so for you to review me.

So messages me in the game for the talk and we can all go fight as team.

Thank you, Cephiroth

(Our linkshell's name is AscendantSky, and yes, the dude's name is Cephiroth).

Don't believe me?

[Kiro]

I am Cephiroth and I am played the game since the XBOX was to get it.

rofl, that's just.. wow.

[Erza]

fake

[Machazareel]

MisterJingles app was undoubtedly the best app ever. He could be level 40 and I'd push to have him accepted.

[Solefald]

Seen on another ls' app forum:

Job levels: 75 SMN, 75 BLM, 66 WHM, 3 jobs around 25ish (drg nin brd)



previious ls's: I was in V____ from September 2005 to May 2006. Was removed because of personal issues between K_____, L______, K_____, and a few other people. (I didn't like being told I should go get AIDS and die, basically.)



S_____(dynamis): was kicked with Z___ for "causing drama" - I lotted a BLM af2 hat when I was told to by R__, won the lot, and didn't pass b/c I had won the lot fairly. a month later I was blamed for all the drama and kicked.



V_________ - joined sometime this year and have been in since. The shell is going through too much drama, and it is breaking soon and possibly reshelling, but I have been considering quitting for a while due to members. The leader was and is awesome, however.



I own my own Dynamis Linkshell called L______. We run once a week, Saturdays, at 3 pm EST. I am upgrading a relic staff, and this is both the most practical (money wise) and the most fun (friends in my ls? yesprz) way to do it. I also am in a Limbus / Assault group that goes every Tuesday at 9 pm and every Saturday at 12 noon.



Aside from that, I don't do much else on Midgard unless my friends want to do something.


The only thing I know I'm going to get is my Claustrum. That's really all I care about anymore. I'm not even sure I have enough time in the day anymore to be able to devote in order to earn any items I'd be interested in. I'd just like to join an LS that actually does do things and kill things, even if I can't be on 24/7 I'd still like that opportunity again.



With all this said: Yes, I play on the Alexander server. I play there when I don't have LS events or friends wanting to do stuff on Midgard. I have IRL friends that play there and I enjoy that. If the LS has something planned and I do not have a predetermined thing going on (Monday nights are usually manaburning as one other night during the week is) I would be at the LS event. Most of my Alexander things take place after midnight EST. (for the record my character over there got sky at 41 and sea at 58. >.>)

Lessee... Kicked from 2 previous linkshells, admittedly plays more on another server, and if accepted won't attend Dynamis or Limbus with their new LS and will skip LS events to exp on the other server. Why aren't HNMLS beating down this person's door to give them a pearl?!

[Dion]

lolclaustrum

[Darkmessenger]

Ladies and gentlemen, I believe I hold all the aces:

Hello peoples of Ascending Sky.

I am Cephiroth and I am played the game since the XBOX was to get it.

I am played BLM to 28 and WHM to 39 before I chose my main job.

I am 74 PUP and I want to kill the big monsters. I was told by my friend Sarrai that to kill the big monsters I should join a LS because they may be tough to solo.

I was tols about the Ascending Sky and got to your page through a google search.

I want to get a pearl to your group and helps you kill monsters.

I have done all the leveling quests to get myself a 75 and also done all my Artifacts.

I have much good things like my AFs and Tactician Hooks +1

I also am dedicated as a person as was proven when I raised my chocobo to full and it is even Red!

I am not email myself a screenshots of me but if you want I will do so for you to review me.

So messages me in the game for the talk and we can all go fight as team.

Thank you, Cephiroth

(Our linkshell's name is AscendantSky, and yes, the dude's name is Cephiroth).

Don't believe me?

PUP + Xbox + Sephiroth nick + Crappy English = win.
He either has a very good sense of humour or he's a mentally disabled kid.

[markasstrick]

Job levels: 75 SMN, 75 BLM, 66 WHM, 3 jobs around 25ish (drg nin brd)



previious ls's: I was in V____ from September 2005 to May 2006. Was removed because of personal issues between K_____, L______, K_____, and a few other people. (I didn't like being told I should go get AIDS and die, basically.)



S_____(dynamis): was kicked with Z___ for "causing drama" - I lotted a BLM af2 hat when I was told to by R__, won the lot, and didn't pass b/c I had won the lot fairly. a month later I was blamed for all the drama and kicked.



V_________ - joined sometime this year and have been in since. The shell is going through too much drama, and it is breaking soon and possibly reshelling, but I have been considering quitting for a while due to members. The leader was and is awesome, however.



I own my own Dynamis Linkshell called L______. We run once a week, Saturdays, at 3 pm EST. I am upgrading a relic staff, and this is both the most practical (money wise) and the most fun (friends in my ls? yesprz) way to do it. I also am in a Limbus / Assault group that goes every Tuesday at 9 pm and every Saturday at 12 noon.



Aside from that, I don't do much else on Midgard unless my friends want to do something.


The only thing I know I'm going to get is my Claustrum. That's really all I care about anymore. I'm not even sure I have enough time in the day anymore to be able to devote in order to earn any items I'd be interested in. I'd just like to join an LS that actually does do things and kill things, even if I can't be on 24/7 I'd still like that opportunity again.



With all this said: Yes, I play on the Alexander server. I play there when I don't have LS events or friends wanting to do stuff on Midgard. I have IRL friends that play there and I enjoy that. If the LS has something planned and I do not have a predetermined thing going on (Monday nights are usually manaburning as one other night during the week is) I would be at the LS event. Most of my Alexander things take place after midnight EST. (for the record my character over there got sky at 41 and sea at 58. >.>)

i wonder who this is

[Bluedemon]

kinda wall of text warning..

i'm sure krandor whould have chimed in with this one but i guess he's not up yet.

MoFantasy Application

keep in mind this player is somewhat of a joke on asura (he whined on KI about someone lotting against him on relic gun in jeuno), and he's also talked shit about us (and other end game shells, his shell was somewhat of a joke and he got kicked out of THAT to boot).

i like that he made it a point to quote our requirements saying he has meets many yet doesnt have a job at 75 even.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Normally I'd be against this type of post, since I try not to be the type that demeans others or ridicules someone just because they wanted to be a part of my linkshell. However, after seeing this, I just had to comment since he applied to my LS as well...

First, heres a quote he made on his old LS forum (OrderOfJustice)
http://www.guildportal.com/Guild.aspx?G ... ID=4071365

omg yuna 0_0 atleast join a high class LS >_> no offence to remedy, but your uber BLM and what more...why not join Hitosi's LS? or Veritas? Remedy...wow

Followed by...

Application:

Character Name: MoFantasy


Character Race: Tarutaru


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Job1 (lvl. 75): RNG74 (will hit 75 tomorow, 20k tnl)


Sub Jobs: NIN37, WAR27(working on it), SAM1(needs a month lol).


Merits: Planning on getting me some after i hit BLM75.


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Job2 (lvl. 75): BLM60 (old mainjob, going to take it to 75 starting the day i hit RNG75


Sub Jobs: SMN36 and WHM30, kinda hate lvling WHM, but il do it anyway.


Merits: soon hopefully, plan is to focus on 1 element and gear up for it.


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Job3 (lvl 75): DRK40 or SMN36 will be my 3rd 75 jobs. but thats a future plan.


Sub Jobs:

Merits:

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Other 70+ jobs: none


Of your 70+ jobs, which do you consider your main? RNG is my main


Do you mind attending events as a job other than your main if needed? Nope, i enjoy all my jobs, aslong as i can do the event

Do you have sky? ZM13, failed Divine might twice >_<


Do you have sea? If no, what mission are you on? COP8-3 BC fight, too busy exping to do it.


Which out post warps do you have? like 5-6, most important ones: Xarcabard, zi'tah, saruta(haha), meriphauted mountains, beaucedine.


Have you ever been in an end game LS before? Which one(s)? Ive been in UnholyNation, and Nova(leylongs old LS) but most recent one was OrderofJudgment, learned alot there.


How often do you play, and at what times (please also state your time zone)?
Um, GMT+1 but i play ALOT in EST times, for now i play about 12+hrs a day, no job, no school. Only time im not on is when im out with friends.


Do you have 4 vouches? If yes, who? I have no idea whos all in this LS lol, but Xiaoyuna told me you guys rock, so i'l take her word fr it, she said Bluedemon is a good leader, so yeh, lead me blue!


Why do you wish to join Remedy? Well after having done HNMs with a bunch of LSs and helping out peole, i simply wanna take my gaming to the next level, Lumoria, Wyrms, ground Kings, KSNM99s, i love events, i hate exping, i heard you guys do all these things. and i LOVED the opening words on the LS page, friendship > Uberness.


What are your goals in this game? To get the killing shot on Tiamat someday lol, do as many events as i can, wyrms, sea, sky, kings, small hnms, mission, i dont care, i just LOVE events, i hate exping with random parties, but enjoy LS exp.


What aspect of FFXI do you enjoy the most? Huge Alliance fights. I love being a DD, i do good as a DD, a DD needs to kill stuff, i wanna kill big stuff, giant stuff! and make fun of dead people if they get pwned by a pink bird in sky (LOLBST)


Anything else you wish to mention?

I have been playing this game for over 4yrs now, i quit the game on Jan 1 2007, i came back 2 weeks later, i decided to take my gaming to the next level. I know i dont have tons of 75 jobs like my friend coldovon, but i have the experience of doing events, i know my jobs, i dont like to judge others nor be judged myself, i'm a straight up guy, if i mess up, tell me. I dont care about KI reputation or drama, try to keep it as far away from me as possible, i dont sell gil or RMT in any way, hell i got suspended for suspection of RMT by SE when i had 212gil on me LMAO.

I know you guys arent looking for rangers, that is why im trying to get my BLM up aswell, seems that to play with the big boys i need atleast 2 75 jobs, give me a try and some time and i will show i am a dedicated player not only to the game but also to my friends, and i do consider LS members friends.

Anything OoJ has done to any remedy members, well, it happened and honestly i dont remember. If i was arround then im sorry, if not, then i had nothing to do with it.

KSing, MPKing, if an LS does it, fine. theyre problem theyre reputation. I'l get angry, but 30min after il be laughin again.

Well, give this dutch taru a shot! you wont regret it!

Hey, i'm a Power Ranger afterall!


Let's save Vana'Diel!

[Septimus]

Why do you wish to join Remedy? Well after having done HNMs with a bunch of LSs and helping out peole, i simply wanna take my gaming to the next level

Isn't that IGE's slogan?

[Fng]

she said Bluedemon is a good leader, so yeh, lead me blue!

Would of been better if he said "You're my boy blue"

[Intense]

Let's save Vana'Diel!

Im sold!

[Jeryhn]

Why do you wish to join Remedy? Well after having done HNMs with a bunch of LSs and helping out peole, i simply wanna take my gaming to the next level

Isn't that IGE's slogan?

Yup.

And he said it twice in his application. lol

[Aviendha]

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/8674/jimemrz0gk.jpg

Got kicked a long while prior to the re-app for generally being a immature ass that everyone grew to hate, not to mention his last day on the pearl he went and camped strider's with RMT (which was the last straw).

Not sure how he could've possibly thought he'd get back in but it gave us a good laugh when we saw it posted.

[galkarainbow]

i wonder who this is

that's my app to Mattet (hi Galkarainbow!) =D wondered when someone would take bits and pieces out of it to stick in here (as that wasn't the entire app).. i don't know which is funnier, that people still like to troll me around, or that people actually still give a shit enough TO troll me around.

I'm at least honest with it, and cut because i care enough to not repost a giant huge quote train.

You really do need to stop obsessing over me.

Please go back to whatever cave you crawled out of.

[Vaplade]

Kreilans app was pretty good too

lol, I forgot about that.

Pulled the notorious "I have a PhD" card. Our apps were getting pretty good for a while there.

mine is still the best ; ;

My app to DB was great, it took fuckin 2 months to wait for you guys to decide

[Hakamaru]

My app to DB was great, it took fuckin 2 months to wait for you guys to decide

Then on top of that, we made the wrong decision.

<3 Fap!

[Taj]

http://euphidime.com/lpapp.png

[Vygun]

[img]http://euphidime.com/lpapp.png[ /img]

hes a keeper.

[Isildur]

[img]http://euphidime.com/lpapp.png[ /img]

hes a keeper.

my gear sucks donkey balls though unfortunately due to the fact I just got this account yesterday.

rofl.....win