Worst Linkshell App ever?

[Vertabreaker]

http://euphidime.com/lpapp.png

I think I just had a mini aneurysm reading that.

[Machazareel]

That's so typical Taj, lulz

[Intense]

my gear sucks donkey balls though unfortunately due to the fact I just got this account yesterday.

rofl.....win

OMG!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I hope someone took him out back and put him out of his misery.

[Seditedi]

Recent app, leaving it anonymous but wow just wow.. this is 100% real lol.
deleted his email addy as well.

i am ready for end game
75 BLM 73 WHM 50 THF and 37 in almost all other jobs
ZM 16
CoP 1-3
ToA 1-1
cooking 52
fishing 20 and climing

E-mail = 8) 8) :wink: :D :wink: :nod: 8) 8) :D

[Meloria]

One of our applicants asked our recruiter if he would help him get a DRK test.

[Helpoemer]

Recent app, leaving it anonymous but wow just wow.. this is 100% real lol.
deleted his email addy as well.

i am ready for end game
75 BLM 73 WHM 50 THF and 37 in almost all other jobs
ZM 16
CoP 1-3
ToA 1-1
cooking 52
fishing 20 and climing

E-mail = 8) 8) :wink: :D :wink: :nod: 8) 8) :D

climing?

that supposed to be clamming or claiming? =/

[Intense]

Recent app, leaving it anonymous but wow just wow.. this is 100% real lol.
deleted his email addy as well.

i am ready for end game
75 BLM 73 WHM 50 THF and 37 in almost all other jobs
ZM 16
CoP 1-3
ToA 1-1
cooking 52
fishing 20 and climing

E-mail = 8) 8) :wink: :D :wink: :nod: 8) 8) :D

climing?

that supposed to be clamming or claiming? =/

Does it matter? We need to have him put down also~

[Shuemue]

20 and climbing probably?

[Slott]

Fresh meat for you guys

Hello everyone, . My name is Tyseuh, and i'm currently looking for an endgame shell . I've had endgame experience with the help of running a previous endgame (Barokeworks) so I'm pretty good at knowing when to give and follow orders when the time is right. I'm applying to Lunies as a means of getting back into the endgame world and you guys are perfect for me. I read you guys charter and point system and its the same point system and rules we abided by in my previous shell. Honestly I didn't think a shell like this exsited @ Bismarck but if u guyz r sticking to rulez then i'd be more than happy to raid and kill some stuff with you guys . If your probably asking "why join us if you ran a previous shell?" then I'll explain that.

Some weeks back 3 of our top members, 2 of them with pearl sacks, betrayed us and joined the RMT shell of Xjapan. I dunno if they're still RMT or not and I don't have 2 much against X Japan Themselves but the guys who left us lied about where they were going and why they were going. They said they were taking a break from the shell and game due to RL issues but play more than ever camping and killing NM's in sky all day. The deception put a blanket of depression over our shell and many members left due to this. So while I build our shell back (might take awihle) I wanted to join the endgame world and maybe recieve experiences and tatics that i've never seen in the endgame world yet if you guys don't mind. I see the dedication u guys strive for in the shell and would be honored to joining u guys shell. I don't say that as a means of sucking up, look how long my app is and I haven't even gave my char info LMAO . But ok here it goes......

Level 75 War/nin, and /thf availble
Merits:

(1/10)
HP/MP: HP > 3 (20+Hp) MP > 1 (10+MP)
Attributes: STR > 18 (3+STR)
Combat Skills: Sword > 21 (271 Skill) GA > 9 (284 Skill)
Other: Critical Hit > 10 (+4% Crit) Spell Interuption > 10 (+8% SI)
Warrior: Berserk > 3 (-20 sec) Warcry > 1 (-10 sec) Aggressor > 3 (-20 sec) Double Attack > 12 (5% DA Rating) Warrior's Charge > 12 (-5:00 Min) Savagery > 12 (30 Tp Bonus)

Total: 116

My armor is ok, I have Amir Korazin, Hauberk, Walahri Turban, Chival Chain 1x flame ring, Parade Cuirass (50 cap), Full AF1 Set, AF Relic Helm, Exorcist Hose, Supanomimi.

Crafting I have above 60 is Alchemy (84 atm).

Missions:

ZM-15? (The one after DM)
CoP- I don't have CoP on my PS2 atm, but when attempting CoP I made it to 3-3
ToAU-22 I think, the Quqirn fight @ Aydewwa (Spell Check).

Assault/Salvage:

SP Ranking in assault; Currently doing golden Salvage for amir leggings and hopefully have full set 4 -20% Magic/Breath damage.
Salvage: Bhaflau Remanants, I ran Salvage in my previous ls.

Accomplishments:

Well what can I say i've done worth while......

1: I one-hit KO'd an Imp @ Caedarva Mire
2: I paralized Genbu and Suzaku with my GA
3: I finished Maat fight with Sword/Shield Combo
4: I've done a 1300 Vorpal Blade on a Sea Puk (No Brd)
5: I've 2000 Steel Cyclone on a Mamool NM @ Besieged SA alone (You can guess what happen'd to me afterwards )
6: I won CoP 2-5 (heard it was a hard fight) with Ninx2, me (War/nin), Brd, Whm, and Thf and 1 Liquid.
7: I solo'd Tarus @ Phominua Aqueducts, no fomor codex though .
8: I've passed on Joyeuse 4 times (not really an accomplishment, but I thought it was nice thing )

Um, that's all I can think of about me, if i'm missing anything please let me know. Sorry such long application but I feel it's a means of explaining myself. And with ur policies and guidelines i'm sure u guys are picky on who u chose.

I close this application with one final comment. I know i'm bounded to another endgame shell but it will not let me swagger. If accepted i'll make my main focus in the linkshell i'm currently in. I hope you guys don't mind that if I do pick up info and whatnot that I could relay it to the endgame I once owned. I would love to see the guys strive cause like you, they only wish for the best for their members. I'm not trying to get emotional but i'd really like to have an endgame experience outside the shell I helped previously run. And with u guys guidelines I'd like to make this my new home so I may slay and kill stuff and recieve a really good endgame experience.

Why do I even have to read this shit. Even better yet I bet you all have by now too

HAI GUYZ I WANNA JOIN UR LS WHILE I REMAEK MIEN BUT I WANT TO GIVE OUT ALL YOUR STRATS AND TODS TO MINE LULZ!@!

fuck that shit

[threevo]

lololol the dumb bitch made a thread complaining about this thread on our LS forums lol..
http://www.ffxi-ls.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=9114

and just for complaining
http://www.ffxiplayers.com/cpg1.2.1_sta ... at=0&pos=0

[Odon]

lololol the dumb bitch made a thread complaining about this thread on our LS forums lol..
http://www.ffxi-ls.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=9114

and just for complaining
http://www.ffxiplayers.com/cpg1.2.1_sta ... at=0&pos=0

Picture is gone dude. :/

[Mytiwar]

Ladies and gentlemen, I believe I hold all the aces:

Hello peoples of Ascending Sky.

I am Cephiroth and I am played the game since the XBOX was to get it.

I am played BLM to 28 and WHM to 39 before I chose my main job.

I am 74 PUP and I want to kill the big monsters. I was told by my friend Sarrai that to kill the big monsters I should join a LS because they may be tough to solo.

I was tols about the Ascending Sky and got to your page through a google search.

I want to get a pearl to your group and helps you kill monsters.

I have done all the leveling quests to get myself a 75 and also done all my Artifacts.

I have much good things like my AFs and Tactician Hooks +1

I also am dedicated as a person as was proven when I raised my chocobo to full and it is even Red!

I am not email myself a screenshots of me but if you want I will do so for you to review me.

So messages me in the game for the talk and we can all go fight as team.

Thank you, Cephiroth

(Our linkshell's name is AscendantSky, and yes, the dude's name is Cephiroth).

Don't believe me?

BY FAR, the best.
Got me hooked up from beginning to end, waiting til' he said it was a joke... but nope.

[Scorp]

Summary/Cliffish Notes from above;

So while I build our shell back (might take awihle) I wanted to join the endgame world and maybe recieve experiences and tatics that i've never seen in the endgame world yet if you guys don't mind.

Warrior: Berserk > 3 (-20 sec) Warcry > 1 (-10 sec) Aggressor > 3 (-20 sec) Double Attack > 12 (5% DA Rating)
CoP- I don't have CoP on my PS2 atm, but when attempting CoP I made it to 3-3

[Tubbers]

1: What is your Ingame Name?:
Kaleth

2: Please enter your email address:
----------

3: Who or what referred you to TheCalm? (Please ask permission from referees before you add them. If the referee has not given you permission, your application will be rejected on the spot):
Camping saw you guys, asked for website

4: What jobs can you offer us? Please include all relevant subjob information as well. Do NOT include alternative characters or mule accounts, instead list them in the additional information section:
I can offer you a 73BST and a 65BLM right now. I got a NIN53 on the rise so, ill be lvling him very shortly.

5: If you have multiple 75 jobs, and are let into the LS, what job will you consider your main (AF2 lotting purposes) and what job will you want rare abjurations for?:

6: Do you have any notable craft skills and what level are they?:
Yea, Clothcraft 61

6a: If yes to 6 and one or more of your crafts are lv100 and you are let into the LS, will you charge us for crafting services?:

7: What is your playtime (hours per day and per week) and in what timezone?:
402 days

8: What dynamis areas do you have cleared? (Please note: we recommend that you have all 4 starter towns cleared and have access to Dynamis-Beaucedine. Details of linkshells you can accompany to attain a clear are listed here):


9: Are you currently in a dynamis LS or Tulia/HNM LS or have previously been in one?:
No

9a: If yes to 9, which LS and what were your reasons for leaving?:


10: Why do you want to join TC and what are you goals if you become a member?:
Well, to claim fast, make gil, lv jobs, and become well known, and also, have fun of course

11: Is there any member in TC that you've had problems with in the past?:
no

11a: If yes to 11, please explain the problem and if it was resolved.:


12: Do you have Tulia access?:


13: Have you completed CoP (Upper Ruhmet and Western broken door Hux'Zoi access):


14: How many merit points have you gained and how have you spent them?:


Any additional comments?:
Sorry if Im short, a bit ><. My friend just gave me this char.

When I read this app I literally lol'd and fell out of my chair.

The OLD, REAL Kaleth used to be intelligent and stoic, he got BST to 75 quickly and did a lot of BST onry end game stuff, (Took out Tiamat.) He then announced to a large number of people he was quitting, and selling all his gil, and then his character. Since then, the NEW Kaleth has delvl'd him from 75 >> 73, and delvled him BLM from 66 >> 65, not sure on the NIN.

The disctinct LACK of posting ANYTHING in several required fields is hilarious as well.

[Lordender]

rofl why do morons apply to linkshells for endgame and don't have access to every place those shells are going to be doing events in? If you don't have sea by now you fucking fail for applying to an endgame LS, if your still PFC assault and havent done anything in ToAU, yep you fail.

[Gnu]

http://euphidime.com/lpapp.png

I think I just had a mini aneurysm reading that.

lol seconded

[Lordcaim]

lololol the dumb bitch made a thread complaining about this thread on our LS forums lol..
http://www.ffxi-ls.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=9114

and just for complaining
http://www.ffxiplayers.com/cpg1.2.1_sta ... at=0&pos=0

You just made her reputation go to shit Threev LOL

[Raineer]

The disctinct LACK of posting ANYTHING in several required fields is hilarious as well.

That's my favorite part of bad apps too. They'll copy the form but just completely ignore certain fields, as if nothing they could type would offer any insight towards an answer.

That's completely the person I want tanking/curing/enfeebling the "big monsters" for me lol

[Tekki]

Had to necro this. I think this wins.

Hello:
I call Mankya in true full name in game.Online time is 1 1 hour of 50 seconds of 229 days minutes.
My main occupation is a secret devil I am ready to be that our LS does out the thing should compose 75 steps. Fall in any condition , in any condition , be ready use entire be centre.
Black mage 75lvl / 37 White mage ---That game is brought about by person is to happy and enjoy , I hope that entering this LS is to be able to maximal happy and enjoy , harmonious game.
Under any situation, disregarding being to do any event, I may look upon game as a piece of event working , being because of you were on the march at that time.In day carrying out these game in me, I am not worth it the proud event, because of the proud meeting leads one astray! Any event all so-called.
LS that I had once added is not many.That LS that I had entered is satisfied is inconspicuous LS.But also once bring to I am happy.LS that RMT builds.
That I play in this game is one force attacker.Need to decorate self coming beautiful equipment.My age can not speak very for a short time , also , I think that cruel LS can make a fascinating game life especially consummate only.
All of us all is the game person in the place not listening to.I though English is very bad,But, as long as being able to communicate with everybody,I regard it being sufficient.Everybody can pay in a LS, for this LS if true,This it is God to give our preordained relationship,I think that I am able to cherish this God-given chance,Under the mother company, I think that I am able to get my happy in this LS,Being that I hope most, BR can bring to my happy , little request ^ ^I can give LS belt to go to , am only tiny benefit, be just a passing traveller in fact,But, I should like I to be able to give LS hopes as well as getting rid of the contribution that my energy band gets rid of.
In game, mother is my friend , mother shouts "Amalberht" in name in game ,This is that I and confidential mother mother it is God to give my gift,By the same token, if I can add this LS,this is also God-given charity.
Mankya . Boy student . 17-year-old
Hope can add sincere desire have bothered a thanks, English difference , hope can understand.

He claimed he was from New Zealand and could speak French. My freind LS member couldnt understand a thing he was trying to say. Finally I tracked his IP to china. The conversations over the past few days have been simply hilarious. This is a sample of our conversations.

http://theblackroses-ls.com/tekki/Tekki/Stupid/rmt1.png

Then after me and our site admin tracked his IP from the app he posted (China)

http://theblackroses-ls.com/tekki/Tekki/Stupid/rmt2.png

[Conrad]

I think he was trying to tell you that he didn't want to tell you he was Chinese because most NAs regard ALL Chinese players as RMT.

Either way, that's hilarious.