Not the first time, won't be the last.

[Kuya]

Think nothing of it Tonko, women work on a completly diferent level. Even if you for some strange random reason decided to have sex with a chick, she'd probably call it off righ then and there for a nice case of blue balls. When us guys notice a chick (or guy) is hot, you would most likely hit it if she let ya. But when it comes to women showing interest and actually making it clear they find you good looking, they still wont cough off the goods if you offered.

Women the ultimate cock tease machine. Least the gay guys who have hit on me were totaly ready to suck my cock then and there.

Edit: Now that i think about it, liquour always fixes the cock tease part.

[Tonko]

There's a difference between being comfortable with who you are (Carbon and me) and shreiking it loudly from the roof tops with megaphones hooked up to the biggest speaker system you could squeeze into Central Park.

I don't go to gay bars. I don't care about fashion. I can't decorate internally. I have a deep voice. I don't lisp. I don't sashay, sway, swish, or saunter. My wrist is plenty firm. On the rare occasions I do dance, my hands never go above my head.

I do love the cock, and am a slut. I like to go camping. Outdoors. In the woods. I enjoy watching sports alot more than I do ballet or opera. I like meat, and potatoes. I own 2 pairs of shoes.

At what point did you deduce I was a "flamming fag?" And what evidence did you use to draw this stunning conclusion?

[miokomioko]

Oh, gotcha'. Being from SF, I've been around many many many many gay men in my time on this earth. Almost every one of them that I have socialized with has been flaming to the point of unbareable annoyance. I can pretty much understand why most gay men act like that, I still can't stand it. Not making assumptions, but I have little reason to believe that those who claim to be completely 100% undeniably homosexual and hate the "flamers" are very social people. Chances are, if you're gay, you're either a flaming social butterfly or an introverted hermit. If neither, you're definitely not going to find much out there for you.

[Plow]

At what point did you deduce I was a "flamming fag?" And what evidence did you use to draw this stunning conclusion?

[Tonko]

Oh, gotcha'. Being from SF, I've been around many many many many gay men in my time on this earth. Almost every one of them that I have socialized with has been flaming to the point of unbareable annoyance. I can pretty much understand why most gay men act like that, I still can't stand it. Not making assumptions, but I have little reason to believe that those who claim to be completely 100% undeniably homosexual and hate the "flamers" are very social people. Chances are, if you're gay, you're either a flaming social butterfly or an introverted hermit. If neither, you're definitely not going to find much out there for you.

See, the problem is, you don't know that the ones who act "normal" and don't create a 10 alarm fire whenever they breathe aren't straight. If you and I met, randomly, somewhere, you wouldn't have a clue. I don't make it a point to tell people, and people don't know untill I tell them.

Ask Zigma. He didn't believe I was gay when it came up one night on (S|B) Teamspeak. Took me a good 5 minutes to convince him.

And there is deffinentally a middle ground between the flaming social butterfly and the introverted hermt. I like people, (even outside of sex) I like to socialize, and do things outside of the house. I just don't subscribe to the stereotypical gay lifestyle of drugs, booze, and flamboyance.

I garuntee someone EVERY person on this board knows, either at work, at school, even a close friend or family member, is gay. And. You. Don't. Know. It.

[Tonko]

At what point did you deduce I was a "flamming fag?" And what evidence did you use to draw this stunning conclusion?

So my choice of avatar & signature dictate my mannerisms and choices in real life?

Well shit. Looks like I've been a baaaaaaaaaaad boy.

[Plow]

So my choice of avatar & signature dictate my mannerisms and choices in real life?

Well shit. Looks like I've been a baaaaaaaaaaad boy.

Hi. I'm on Blue Garter forums. My first impression of you is decided entirely by you. And guess what it is? Flaming faggotry.

Feel free to assume from how I choose to introduce myself that I enjoyed the cowbell skit and get a kick out of random freaky statistical improbabilities coinciding with a crazy ass kid from my server... being crazy and random. I promise I won't be offended.

oh shi-- it's over 900

[Kuya]

So my choice of avatar & signature dictate my mannerisms and choices in real life?

Well shit. Looks like I've been a baaaaaaaaaaad boy.

Hi. I'm on Blue Garter forums. My first impression of you is decided entirely by you. And guess what it is? Flaming faggotry.

Feel free to assume from how I choose to introduce myself that I enjoyed the cowbell skit and get a kick out of random freaky statistical improbabilities coinciding with a crazy ass kid from my server... being crazy and random. I promise I won't be offended.

oh shi-- it's over 900

Correction, what you did is called asumption. Sig=! poster's personality. You may have had enough evidence to think hes a flaming fag if he typed in pink and was a attention whore. I see neither.

[Plow]

Correction, what you did is called asumption. Sig=! poster's personality. You may have had enough evidence to think hes a flaming fag if he typed in pink and was a attention whore. I see neither.

So looking at your sig, I should not get the impression that you like RHCP?

You choose the decoration that you want people to see every time you talk.

If you choose to remind people, in multiple ways, of your gayness every time you talk, guess what: YOU'RE A FLAMING FAG

[Melchiah]

So my choice of avatar & signature dictate my mannerisms and choices in real life?

Well shit. Looks like I've been a baaaaaaaaaaad boy.

Hi. I'm on Blue Garter forums. My first impression of you is decided entirely by you. And guess what it is? Flaming faggotry.

Feel free to assume from how I choose to introduce myself that I enjoyed the cowbell skit and get a kick out of random freaky statistical improbabilities coinciding with a crazy ass kid from my server... being crazy and random. I promise I won't be offended.

oh shi-- it's over 900

Your reasoning is faulty. By your reasoning, I am a Hindu with a fascination for urination.

Nothing could be further from the truth. My sig is something Wiggs said that I thought was pretty funny, and my avatar is NOT a Hindu aum.

Erego, your logical process is very flawed.

[Eaglestrike]

Correction, what you did is called asumption. Sig=! poster's personality. You may have had enough evidence to think hes a flaming fag if he typed in pink and was a attention whore. I see neither.

So looking at your sig, I should not get the impression that you like RHCP?

You choose the decoration that you want people to see every time you talk.

If you choose to remind people, in multiple ways, of your gayness every time you talk, guess what: YOU'RE A FLAMING FAG

So should we assume Fobschoolboy is your soulmate based on your sig? Fate seems to want you two together and you seem happy to show everyone that.

[Kuya]

Correction, what you did is called asumption. Sig=! poster's personality. You may have had enough evidence to think hes a flaming fag if he typed in pink and was a attention whore. I see neither.

So looking at your sig, I should not get the impression that you like RHCP?

You choose the decoration that you want people to see every time you talk.

If you choose to remind people, in multiple ways, of your gayness every time you talk, guess what: YOU'RE A FLAMING FAG

You seem to have a major ego problem, that must be it to be able to make a logical fallacy with such confidence.

Yes i do in fact like RHCP, you are pretty good at figuring people out you know. You wana try to figure out what im thinking now Doctor Phil?

Edit: By the way I think you missed some analysis here. You see judging by my sig, I am also a female who quite obviusly enjoys phallic peppers, red hot ones. Oh, oh and im apperently a black hole in real life. Wana analyze my semen for extra credit Plow?

[Swatt]

As for the women hitting on you, any moderatelly attractive gay guy is going to have this happen to them. We're generally (lol styerotype) more articulate and considerate than you're average guy, and women (lol sterotype) like that. They identify with us on one level, and yet at the same time, many of them are irresistably drawn to the challenge of "converting" us. I've had girls go after me hard core, only AFTER learning I was gay.

Random girl: Hi, you're cute.
Me: Thanks, I'm gay though.
Random gil: OMG I MUST HAVE YOU

It's weird.

i wonder how many would fake being gay after reading that

[Plow]

Your reasoning is faulty. By your reasoning, I am a Hindu with a fascination for urination.

Nothing could be further from the truth. My sig is something Wiggs said that I thought was pretty funny, and my avatar is NOT a Hindu aum.

Erego, your logical process is very flawed.

Actually, looking at your sig I'd assume you find the endless refresh cycle and jokes about it amusing. I'd also assume you killed dynamis lord and got both drops. I wouldn't know what the gun quote is. Or the (hindu I guess) symbol in your avatar.

Would I be wrong somewhere there?

So should we assume Fobschoolboy is your soulmate based on your sig? Fate seems to want you two together and you seem happy to show everyone that.

Feel free to assume from how I choose to introduce myself that I enjoyed the cowbell skit and get a kick out of random freaky statistical improbabilities coinciding with a crazy ass kid from my server... being crazy and random. I promise I won't be offended.

You can come up with whatever kind of random ass shit you want to to say my sig could be interpreted as.

A male taru grinning with galka balls on his head and the pretty much universally recognized GAY PRIDE rainbow on the other hand... don't leave quite the same room for interpretation

[Tonko]

Great, you can assume I'm gay, but you're taking your "logic" out of the realm of reasonable conclusion, to wild assumation.

[Plow]

Great, you can assume I'm gay, but you're taking your "logic" out of the realm of reasonable conclusion, to wild assumation.

If you choose to remind people, in multiple ways, of your gayness every time you talk, guess what: YOU'RE A FLAMING FAG

I seriously don't know what else I can say, or how you can possibly attempt to deny that.

[Melchiah]

No, the real joke in my sig is that Wiggs is such first-rate RDM that he can time taking a leak between refreshes.

Yeah, I killed the DL, but that says... fuckall about me as a person.

My avatar is NOT the Hindu aum, despite it's resemblance.

The quote is from a movie called "Snatch".

Now tell me what all of that trash actually says about me. I guarantee you whatever you come up with will be way incorrect.

[Tonko]

Great, you can assume I'm gay, but you're taking your "logic" out of the realm of reasonable conclusion, to wild assumation.

If you choose to remind people, in multiple ways, of your gayness every time you talk, guess what: YOU'RE A FLAMING FAG

I seriously don't know what else I can say, or how you can possibly attempt to deny that.

In your opinion, which you're entitled to, but it does not make it fact.

Please prefface your biased opinions with these helpfull phrases, so that others don't mistake you for actually trying to state a fact.

"I think....."

"I feel....."

"IMO...." Or, "IMHO....."

Try it. It works wonders.

[Plow]

No, the real joke in my sig is that Wiggs is such first-rate RDM that he can time taking a leak between refreshes.

Yeah, I killed the DL, but that says... fuckall about me as a person.

My avatar is NOT the Hindu aum, despite it's resemblance.

The quote is from a movie called "Snatch".

Now tell me what all of that trash actually says about me. I guarantee you whatever you come up with will be way incorrect.

You are impressed with Wiggs's skill as an rdm.

You play FFXI

You liked Snatch.

I don't know jack shit about your avatar, I said the Hindu thing because you said something about Hindu...

Where among those things am I way incorrect?

And wtf is this anyway a game or something? Pick out the traits of someone's avatars and sigs? The fact is dude chooses to intentionally, blatantly advertise the fact that he wants you to think he's sooooo gay every time he makes a post.

And no, tonko, I'm sorry but that's as close to a fact as something about a "slur" can be. A flaming faggot is one who constantly advertises their fag-ness. That's what it is, plain and simple.

[Tonko]

In your opinion.