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    NEWS! God punishing U.S.

    Quote Originally Posted by Morris County NJ: Daily Record
    GOD IS PUNISHING U.S. WITH TERROR:

    It seems that the news from Iraq and Afghanistan (and the rest of the world for that matter) is getting worse and worse every day. Has it not occured(sic) to anybody that God is allowing the terrorists to strike out against many nations because of the liberal abortion laws.(sic: period there, in place of a question mark)
    People hated Adolf Hitler for his evil deeds, but we have far outdone him in so many ways. The American Revolution, the Civil War, World Wars I and II (specifically that attack on Pearl Harbor) and 9/11 were all meant to be "wake-up calls." Apperantly(sic), we haven't woken up. What is it going to take for us to open our eyes to the evil all around us? We may be the "greatest nation on earth," but if we don change our ways soon, we may be relegated to the "trash heap of history" in due time.
    This was printed in the editorials section of my friends' newspaper, and I'm still lol'ing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scythiroth
    Sin will be coming to attack us in a few weeks.
    Sin. Is. Jecht.

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    I think the Abortion > Genocide was hilarious, and apparently it dates back to American revolution? what?

    Also:
    Quote Originally Posted by Scythiroth
    Sin will be coming to attack us in a few weeks.
    Inspired this quick&dirty monstrosity:

    http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y14...oppedosama.jpg

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    *in an indian voice...*

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    I blame FFT and Delta or w/e, "don't blame me, blame yourself or god."

    Well I'm sure as hell not blaming myself.

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    this is ridiculous, fucking rights groups at it again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mysterio
    this is ridiculous, fucking rights groups at it again.
    whats wrong with fucking rights

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius
    Quote Originally Posted by Mysterio
    this is ridiculous, fucking rights groups at it again.
    whats wrong with fucking rights
    I perfer fucking lefts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius
    Quote Originally Posted by Mysterio
    this is ridiculous, fucking rights groups at it again.
    whats wrong with fucking rights
    http://www.lancs.ac.uk/socs/taekwon/...taegeuk313.jpg

    EVERYTHING THATS WHAT LOL


    You're doing it wrong, lol

    http://www.lancs.ac.uk/socs/taekwon/...taegeuk315.jpg

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    Is this the same group thats been protesting war funerals and saying stupid shit or was this completly independent?

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    this is someone else, as im fairly certain the people that protest the war funerals with the signs that say god hates fags are illiterate

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    I think this is what you're looking for, Xavier. (sig)

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    Getting raped by Sin might not be so bad guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius
    this is someone else, as im fairly certain the people that protest the war funerals with the signs that say god hates fags are illiterate
    I believe you're quite correct. Me being former military find those people quite distasteful and well I'd love for them to burn in hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saphirea
    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius
    this is someone else, as im fairly certain the people that protest the war funerals with the signs that say god hates fags are illiterate
    I believe you're quite correct. Me being former military find those people quite distasteful and well I'd love for them to burn in hell.
    or possibly eat a grenade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mysterio
    Quote Originally Posted by Saphirea
    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius
    this is someone else, as im fairly certain the people that protest the war funerals with the signs that say god hates fags are illiterate
    I believe you're quite correct. Me being former military find those people quite distasteful and well I'd love for them to burn in hell.
    or possibly eat a grenade.
    That would be fucking sweet

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    Tell them the grenade is full of Jesus Juice.

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    lol, nice find on the article

    But to the rest of you: lol if you think leftism is going to save this country, you are horribly, horribly, mistaken

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