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  1. #121
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncyclopedia
    The Mooninites invaded and took over Boston on January 31, 2007 with a rampaging horde of Lite Brites. All of the US's forces were wiped out in the initial invasion by responding too early to the hypnotic Lite Brites. UNATCO was called in but proved vulnerable to the enchanting lights. The Greater Boston area is now New The Dark Side of the Moon, a duchy of the First Moon Empire.
    Is it possible that the Mooninites are the people who suggest Pluto should no longer be considered a full-fledged planet, because Plutonians are teh suck? Oh those moon people and their villainous ways...

    Anyway, I'm so sad I missed this thread... I knew about this earlier, but didn't know it was such a huge deal (okay it isn't) until today... From now on I call Bostonians Bostonites. Question to Bostonites: Do all of your leaders (now ex-leaders since the Mooninites invaded) go by the following plan:
    1) Overreact.
    2) Don't accept you were wrong.
    3) Profit.

    Other stuff: I hope this doesn't make the movie not do so well. Also, has there been any parodies of Ignignokt/Err replacing the 2 "culprits" or a (bad) attempt at making a Bostonite version of the Mooninite song?
    On a not-so-related note, it's safe to say that I can rest in peace if the eleventh season of South Park opens up with a parody of this whole stupidity/overreaction. I would also like the movie to feature a parody of this, too, but I think it's too late now (read somewhere that it's about 85% done). Plus it would be too much of a contoversial move.

    EDIT: Would it have been ironic if this happened in, say, New Jersey or Atlanta?

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    Woo woo, I was right across the common when it happened. My dorm building was on the news. >_> We saw the footage on TV, looked outside our window, and the fucking helicopter taking the footage was flying half a mile away from us.

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    And this pretty much shows how scared people become

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    not skeered

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    I'd like to thank my city's police department for making us all look retarded.

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    Apparently cost the city close to 1,000,000 in taxpayer dollars, publicity will probably earn the ATHF movie 10's of millions of dollars. Ted Turner is a marketing god.

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    http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/8743/thebombdt6.jpg

    Oh, that YouTube posted above just about made me piss myself, especially when the guy starts ranting. In case you missed it: Link

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    Quote Originally Posted by An attorney fucking general
    "It had a very sinister appearance," Coakley told reporters. "It had a battery behind it, and wires."
    What law school did she graduate from

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    apparently they came out of court today totally amused with themselves and only answering questions to the press about 70's hairstyles lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartylby
    apparently they came out of court today totally amused with themselves and only answering questions to the press about 70's hairstyles lol
    http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1739538

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huggo
    I need to make a ytmnd of Ahnuld Governator shouting "IT'S A BOMB" with a picture of those ads. If it hasn't been done already. Probably has.
    I'm waiting for the "Batman carrying a bomb" clip with one of the ATHF signs replacing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daydreamer
    Quote Originally Posted by Bartylby
    apparently they came out of court today totally amused with themselves and only answering questions to the press about 70's hairstyles lol
    http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1739538
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx2ytr2Oyv4

    Youtube'd as well. This makes me so depressed at the world in general. Not even kidding.

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    http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q...ebroboston.png
    I wanted to point this out. This is from the Zebro Show's website, on the front page (link on the picture). Considering the above, very hilarious video from them, I thought this most, most entertaining. I mean, sure, it makes sense, they LIVE in Boston, but I still found it funny.

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    i lost faith in our government. Don't advertise "The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy" it might spark Terror threats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HAcoreRD
    i lost faith in our government. Don't advertise "The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy" it might spark Terror threats.
    Oh noes, Death, an annoying kid with a huge nose, and a sarcastic girl are coming to get us!!!

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    As funny as this is and how much this thread and footage made me laugh in real life, it sucks that no one I work with has the slightest idea what ATHF is. The Mooninites need to come to Edmonton next to tell the ppl that we circle the moon and therefore we are the moon's moon. But calling earth the moon would belittle the moon, which is the moon!

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    Next on the Situation Room, cartoon panic gripped Boston. We talk to an expert from Japan to see how his country deals with mechs, dog-eared half-demons, alchemists, cat-rabbits that turn into space ships, pants turned into gun men, and school girls that transform into super heroes. Can what Japan has learned keep America safe? Plus Dick Cheney, how is it possible to have a lesbian daughter yet support anti-gay candidates and not collapse under the weight of your own hypocrisy like a Black Hole? All that and Jack Cafferty coming up on the Situation Room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Septimus
    Next on the Situation Room, cartoon panic gripped Boston. We talk to an expert from Japan to see how his country deals with mechs, dog-eared half-demons, alchemists, cat-rabbits that turn into space ships, pants turned into gun men, and school girls that transform into super heroes. Can what Japan has learned keep America safe? Plus Dick Cheney, how is it possible to have a lesbian daughter yet support anti-gay candidates and not collapse under the weight of your own hypocrisy like a Black Hole? All that and Jack Cafferty coming up on the Situation Room.
    This just in, Japan is still being besieged by giant monsters and men in latex suits, just how do they survive? Stay tuned for updates on the hour, every hour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garret
    Although it's a bit ridiculous, especially if you know what ATHF is or have ever watched the show I don't think people put a lot of effort into putting themselves on the other side of it.

    I guarentee you that the majority of people out there do not have any idea what ATHF is, the only reason most people here do is because you fall into the target audience of a show that is played at night on CN. How many people over 50+ do you think watch the show or have an idea of what it is?

    Having no idea what ATHF is you are looking at what is a theoretically partially offensive image, since it's flipping you off, that has wiring and other electronics attached to it. Yeah sure it's easy to tell it's a litebrite, but which of these scenarios is more likely,

    Caller: Hello 911, I a suspicious looking device with wiring attached near a busy road, it looks like a bomb.
    Police: We'll get the bomb squad right over.

    Caller: Hello 911, I a suspicious looking device with wiring attached near a busy road, it looks like a bomb.
    Police: It's probably nothing, just ignore it.

    Yeah sure, they overeacted but from the police perspective better safe than sorry, even if it looks stupid afterwards. Look at all the crazy ways people make bombs and if you would rather have the police not take every precaution then knock yourself out, after all what kind of crazy person would put C4 in their shoes, that's just crazy talk!

    Terrorism isn't everywhere, crazy people aren't planting bombs on every streetcorner or boarding every busy with explosives, but that doesn't mean they aren't trying to on occasion and I'd rather the police overeact to a ridiculous litebrite than end up ignoring an actual bomb because they thought it was just a joke.

    After all, what harm could people possibly do with a few pairs of boxcutters?
    Jesus H. Christ, it took 5 pages of this thread before I found a rational person.

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